Who the f**k came up with all those minigames?

Stealing is frustrating... oh god how many times i accidentally steal someone and piss them off. thought it's the small part and not that awful. That rolling stone part, I know that thing is heavy, but that's not a excuse for the awful control, The more i play it the more i believe my vita's gyrometer is broken as hell, even better, they related a sync challenge with it. The templar lense and letter... no seriously, who came up with the BRIGHT LIGHT part? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND BRIGHT LIGHT AT MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? and no, my cell phone's flashlight nor my lamp work, like 80% of the time least.