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The gods of kart are a fickle bunch. Throughout Mario Kart history, the item set has been in constant flux and has seen perhaps the most change. Sometimes you can hold two items at a time by dragging one of them behind you like a shield. Some items, like the feather, have come and gone, while others, like the mushroom, have remained the same.

The item boxes, those semi-tangible blocks that bestow the driver who collides with it happy-fun-times weapons, have come a long way. Originally introduced as single-use golden panels on the track (Yeah, Mode 7!), item boxes are now floaty, transparent, and oh so magical. Watch out for fakes, though!

While the use of performance-enhancing mushrooms is clearly an ethical dilemma, the Mario Kart Racing Commission has shamefully turned a blind eye to mushroom abuse in the series. Faster racers make for a more exciting product, put fans in the seats, and drive lucrative broadcasting deals. Seriously, everyone 'shrooms in the kingdom--one veteran racer is a mushroom!

The banana, a classical instrument of tomfoolery, has been a series staple since the very beginning. Though they are often used to deflect deadly red and green shells, nothing says you care more than delivering a delicious, potassium-laden treat to your friends and foes! If you're wondering, the super sized banana featured in the Mario Kart: Double Dash shot is actually Donkey Kong's special weapon, which is three times more nutritious and grumpier.

How many Koopa Troopa's are forced out of their homes every year for our amusement we may never know, but science has conclusively proven that Mario Kart is 200 percent more fun with an assortment of green and red (but not blue--those are for jerks) shells smashing into its participants.




193 Comments

  • ShadowedSight

    Posted Sep 10, 2008 1:20 pm GMT

    Oh man.
    This reminded me of my long lost love for Rainbow Road.

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  • Kowpow

    Posted Aug 30, 2008 7:34 pm GMT

    (Go Koopa)

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  • Whiteyford420

    Posted Aug 27, 2008 2:35 pm GMT

    I agree with carnivale clown, it was very good to take a trip down memory lane, but the article could have contained more. Than just picture comparisons. It did bring me back to snes kart matches when i was a kid. Not saying i could have done better either, but being an older gamer I would have enjoyed more in depth comparisons. Appreciated the nostalgia though.

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  • CarnivaleClown

    Posted Aug 18, 2008 2:35 pm GMT

    n63? You missed a bit =P This article isn't one of the best they have done. . . Why no actual in depth differences? Just a ton of picture comparisons. This could have been done better. Not saying I could have done better, but it just seems like it was put together 2 hours from when it was due.

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  • theguitarhero6

    Posted Aug 10, 2008 6:28 pm GMT

    i think mario kart ds isnt on this because its not a major console like snes n63 gcube and wii its a handheld like the other gameboys

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  • g8tr1522

    Posted Aug 9, 2008 8:07 pm GMT

    WHY ISNT THERE MARIO KART DS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i need a logical answer NOW!!

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  • SchlossRitter

    Posted Jul 28, 2008 12:34 pm GMT

    Why do characters have to emote loudly every two seconds now? It gets kind of annoying.

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  • lew_0911

    Posted Jun 21, 2008 11:55 pm GMT

    @athenian29:

    Yeah, I hope they bring back the history series. I read every article at least twice already.

    And yeah, blue shells are for jerks. The best you could do when you're about to get hit is either cross the finish line before it touches you (which always manages to raise my blood pressure) or find a collateral to take with you.

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  • NinTony12

    Posted Jun 15, 2008 2:41 pm GMT

    Bump

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  • beepyou34

    Posted May 26, 2008 6:26 am GMT

    They should have included the DS version.

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  • zeith81

    Posted May 14, 2008 12:33 pm GMT

    I love all mario kart games because you will always have fun in a go kart. but i gotta say zip zip sure is the best cycle. And yoshi is my main man

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  • TristanH12

    Posted May 13, 2008 2:05 pm GMT

    Mario Kart Double Dash will alwaws be my favorite, i miss the dual cart riding buddies and their hilarious sounds.

    And what is wrong with Donkey Kongs voice in mario kart Wii, he sounds like goofy or something.

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  • Infinity8378

    Posted May 11, 2008 11:37 am GMT

    Mario Kart Wii uses less shadowing and shading making everything look flat as a pancake. The lighting is more defined, but the shadowing is worse with no shadows of the characters on the bikes. The textures are better, but some of the characters and karts look low-poly compared to double dash at times. Double Dash's Mushroom City would have been a better highway level to compare. Rainbow Road has better textures, but is not much else. Double Dash has better shadowing, shading and character models, while Mario Kart Wii has better lighting and textures. The graphics of both are comparable.

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  • Giga-man

    Posted May 10, 2008 5:06 pm GMT

    Whatever happened to the DS? I've played all of the Mariokart games and I've gotta say... DS is the best.

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  • godrocksmysocks

    Posted May 5, 2008 6:17 pm GMT

    no mention of Mario Kart DS?

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  • Hoski0999

    Posted May 5, 2008 4:37 pm GMT

    I dont own a wii so i dont know exactly how well the game plays out, but i've started to notice that once they switched off to different style of cars the game started to loose its fun as a game. I had no desire to play double dash after i played for awhile cuz i was hoping to get into it, but never did. Mario kart 64 was amazing but i still feel never beat out the snes version. Now with the add on of bikes and different style of kart, i'm feeling i won't be going near it ne time soon. It's just not mario kart, ever game needs change to keep going, but the original kart i feel is what made it fun as weird as that sounds. But you gotta love mario kart whoever you are lol.

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  • SoxsMafia

    Posted May 5, 2008 3:38 pm GMT

    lol!!! donkey kong looks better in N64

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  • hurleyreyes

    Posted May 5, 2008 12:38 pm GMT

    I hate the foggy-like appereance of the colors in the Wii version! It´s ok that the light effects are way better than Double Dash, but why did they made the color palette so pale! A characteristic of this series was always its vivid colors on the characters and the race tracks, but now it looks... like, joy-less, kinda sadder. Also the HUD´s were better on the later games. And the menus are also very serious, like in the normal wii setup menu... I´m disappointed with the graphics on this game. Miyamoto says that gameplay is much more important than graphics, and he is partially right, developers must prioritize gameplay, that´s ok, but that doesn´t mean to totally discharge the visual aspect of a game. I think a good presentation is important in every aspect of life... I was hoping to see the same graphic quality as in Mario Galaxy. However this game is as fun as I expected, not better than MK64 which I think is the best in the series, I was hoping to see Wario Stadium on the classic courses... but no 'sigh'... Well, this is only my opinion.

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  • charlie_bm

    Posted May 5, 2008 11:15 am GMT

    I love mario kart! It's the best multiplayer, 'cause friends who don't like fighting games sure like this ones!

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  • JohnnyWeird

    Posted May 5, 2008 10:06 am GMT

    Well. That was just a big middle finger for Mario Kart DS, now, wasn't it?

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  • ScionofEntropy

    Posted May 4, 2008 5:58 pm GMT

    Wow, there really is a big difference here (between Double Dash!! and Wii), in the characters, textures, and effects. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comparison, though; partially because it's been so long since I've played Double Dash!!.

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  • EndlessPunisher

    Posted May 4, 2008 1:35 pm GMT

    Havent played MKWii yet, but I already see a big graphics difference, for those whom disagree are just being ignorant.

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  • AFROMAN18

    Posted May 4, 2008 11:13 am GMT

    i know

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  • IronMaiden1958

    Posted May 4, 2008 9:00 am GMT

    There are obvious improvements graphics wise to the game since Double Dash, I think you people are just blind or have never even played the Wii version.

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  • humantnt

    Posted May 4, 2008 4:44 am GMT

    For u Douches saying double dash looks like mkart wii u are stupid. theres a huge noticeable differences So grow a brain

    Double dash drifting is soo crap im glad they fixed it on the wii version

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  • NecroCharm

    Posted May 4, 2008 2:59 am GMT

    Hmmmm. The graphics on the Wii and GC versions are almost the same. The N64 version didn't look much worse.

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  • Roman_Slayer

    Posted May 3, 2008 8:12 pm GMT

    A decent way to waste time,

    just like writing this comment.

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  • BenevolentEnemy

    Posted May 3, 2008 8:02 pm GMT

    That was actually so boring I think I want to cry. I don't know why I rifled through the lot of it, probably for the pictures.

    Don't get me wrong, I'll buy this game. It's just, the comments were so boring/not funny that I had to stop reading them.

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  • TheFox_Master

    Posted May 3, 2008 5:28 pm GMT

    cool feature i enjoyed it thoroughly!

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  • dkcamp

    Posted May 3, 2008 3:03 pm GMT

    that was fun! thanks for the feature GS!

    sonic0491, your opinion may upset the "kids", but your attitude upsets the rest of us. do your part to make gaming FUN, and not a competition: stop intentionally provoking people. grow up.

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  • uhateit

    Posted May 3, 2008 2:38 pm GMT

    Such a sweet game, enjoying those online battles and whoopin on everyone out there

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  • EnterSandman

    Posted May 3, 2008 8:34 am GMT

    There wasn't a Mario Kart for the NES...

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  • dallen8

    Posted May 3, 2008 5:46 am GMT

    I wonder why they didn't post the first mario cart for the nes?

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  • Moniique-xx

    Posted May 3, 2008 12:33 am GMT

    you can use the classic controller delcidanddarth (sp?) i wish i had it lol

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  • athenian29

    Posted May 2, 2008 3:32 pm GMT

    Very interesting history piece.

    Speaking of history pieces, what happened to the old "History of..." features? I MISS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • fabz_95

    Posted May 2, 2008 1:38 pm GMT

    Great feature GS!
    Was very interesting

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  • drzkeny

    Posted May 2, 2008 1:21 pm GMT

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario kart is awsome

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  • 1upMushroomX6

    Posted May 2, 2008 12:42 pm GMT

    n64 is the best

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  • skatrbub54

    Posted May 2, 2008 12:14 pm GMT

    Mario Kart is the best racing game. Why is DK's voice retarded in the DS and Wii one?

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  • delcidanddarth

    Posted May 2, 2008 11:50 am GMT

    @CodingGenius "Is is wrong that whenever I see Mario Kart for any platform, I want to pop in the SNES version?"

    Yes. In fact, you are so wrong... it's right.

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  • delcidanddarth

    Posted May 2, 2008 11:49 am GMT

    Is there a way to use the controller in an old school snes format? The wheel is sometimes extremely unresponsive, which is terrible for driving on cliff levels. Or am I doomed to using the nunchuk?

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  • NinjaMunkey01

    Posted May 2, 2008 7:52 am GMT

    mario kart is great
    . I had the N64 version and now I have the wii version. both are great. but is it just me or has the game gotten easier? rainbow road on the N64 was difficult, but on the wii version its not nearly as hard.

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  • Martinvald101

    Posted May 2, 2008 7:29 am GMT

    sweet! Each version shows tha better results. Mario Kart Wii rocks!

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  • Eggie37

    Posted May 2, 2008 2:18 am GMT

    ZWarrior006 ZELDA IS ALWAYS A NEW AND INNOVATIVE GAME

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  • ntnimara

    Posted May 2, 2008 12:49 am GMT

    similar stuff for me.. but not the SNES one (never played that)

    my first 3D game was Mario Kart 64... I wasted lots of hours on that.. none of the other mario karts really kicked in for me that much

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  • CodingGenius 

    Posted May 1, 2008 5:46 pm GMT

    Is is wrong that whenever I see Mario Kart for any platform, I want to pop in the SNES version? I can't even get into Mario Kart DS because I just want to play the SNES one instead.

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  • mitchman_93

    Posted May 1, 2008 1:55 pm GMT

    The new rainbow road. Its to scary. I cant take it.

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  • Bodboy466

    Posted May 1, 2008 1:35 pm GMT

    Okay, let's face it. This game hasn't changed much over its entire lifetime. Comparing graphics might be the only reasonable comparison between the games, though the Wii certainly does not offer the graphical power to make much of a difference. The real story here, or indeed, on any Wii game is the control scheme. ZWarrior006, I was in agreement with you, up until that fairly racist comment at the end.

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