From Rumor to Reality
Think the Nintendo Project Cafe rumors are crazy? We take a look back at pre-Wii release chatter to find that some rumors are harder to believe than others.
Nintendo has officially confirmed that its next system, code-named Project Cafe (or Stream, depending on whom you talk to), will not only be on display at this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, but will also be playable in some form. Additionally, the company has seemingly ruled out 3D as a main attraction of the new console, since Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata said that 3D televisions are not a mass-market item. He added that the company will be "offering something new to home game consoles." Unfortunately, those are the only official details we have on the next system, but the vacuum of information has left an opportunity for various rumors to surface (we have some of our own theories)--the most prominent of which is about the controller, which reportedly sports a 6.2-inch screen combined with a more traditional controller setup. Additionally, there are reports that the system's performance matches (or even surpasses) that of the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
What's particularly interesting about these rumors is that they're far tamer than anything we've seen for previous Nintendo consoles. Before the release of the Wii, we were deluged with conceptual mock-ups of the system and rumors that ranged from plausible to just flat-out crazy talk.
The Original Rumor, January 21, 2005:
[The Revolution] will have dual processors, four controller ports, built-in broadband, and an Xbox-esque hard drive that can store downloaded and saved content. (Can you say, "Son of 64DD?") While the Revolution will be backward-compatible with GameCube games, it will not have Game Boy Advance or DS connectivity. Instead, it will link up to the vaunted Game Boy Evolution, the near-mythical successor to the GBA. Games in development include--shocker--a Mario game, a Zelda game, and a Super Smash Bros. game. But when the poster's source asked his inside source at Nintendo what "revolutionary" functionality the console would have, the mole balked. He would only say, "If you think too hard you'll never guess what it is. It's nothing 'new,' technically speaking. It's just something that hasn't really been applied to video games yet."
What Happened:
The Wii does have Wi-Fi, four controller ports, backward compatibility, and SD card support. And while the Game Boy Evolution portion sounds ridiculous, the GameCube and Game Boy Advance connectivity gave the rumor some weight, and if anything, this kind of rumor still persists with Project Cafe and its purported controller-tablet hybrid. As for the "revolutionary functionality" being what we know as the motion control, the rumor wasn't too far off, considering motion control technology had been around for quite some time.
The Original Rumor, January 28, 2005:

Previously all but unheard of, 4 Color Rebellion became the center of a lot of attention this week when it published an account from someone who claimed to be present during a Nintendo shareholders meeting. At said meeting, officials from the House of Mario reportedly showed off the next-gen "Revolution" console. The witness said the final name of the console will be the "Nintendo 21," and it will hit the market at the end of this year. It will have a "Home Game function," codeveloped with Kyocera, that uses an IEEE protocol to wirelessly "locate and communicate with other Nintendo 21s in the vicinity," as well as unspecified handheld game devices. The 21 will also have a pressure-sensitive controller that allows for DS-style rubbing on either the buttons or the grip. For media, the console will use a two-sided 5.4GB disc with a UMD-esque shell case, and it will be inserted into the top of the GameCube-esque machine. The unit will also have digital A/V outputs and sport an N64-esque logo. The witness even drew a picture of what he recalled (pictured), with notations in Japanese.
What Happened:
If someone drew a picture of the new console, it must be true! Everything about this rumor was just horribly wrong. There was no IEEE communication with other systems. There was no weird pressure-sensitive controller, and there most certainly was no UMD-style casing for the discs. But really, what takes the cake is the name: Nintendo 21. While the implication is that the system was of proper age to indulge in the world of adult beverages, it just didn't make any sense from a marketing standpoint. Sure, 21 was more than the two or the three that would conceivably surround new consoles from Microsoft or Sony at the time, but why would Nintendo go backward from 64 to 21? Also of note: The sketch of the console looks like Master Chief's head.
The Original Rumor, February 25, 2005:

GameCubers were double-fisting rumors this week, when a one-two shot of photographic "proof" of the console hit the Web. First up was the Engadget photo (pictured) of "what is supposed to be an in-house development system of Nintendo's next-gen game console," which the site claims came from the Nintendo.com forums. However, even by Engadget's often-loose standards, the machine pictured "could [be] (and probably is) totally, totally fake." Slightly more credible were the mock-ups that appeared on Gearlive, which showed a computer-generated model of an elegant, saucerlike console. But it, too, was discredited, with Gearlive editors branding it as "a very clever mock-up." However, re-posters of the images--which also surfaced on the GameSpot forums--were not so cautious, sparking off a round of speculation that will hopefully stop here.
What Happened:
Well, they got the four controller ports right, sort of. At the very least, the Roomba-inspired design is nice. Also, the knock against Engadget was completely unnecessary.
The Original Rumor, March 25, 2005:
According to the latest Game Informer, Nintendo is planning something very different for the controller for its next-generation console. "There is no analog stick or shoulder buttons. The touch screen on the face of the controller is designed to be fully customizable, so the developer can configure the buttons any way they see fit, or in other cases will not use buttons at all, instead opting for virtual levers and or other stylus-related inputs." The article goes on to cite sources that say that "Nintendo is actually requiring developers to take advantage of unique touch-screen aspects if it wants to get approval." It also says many publishers are "skeptical" of the concept. Sound insane? So did the DS--before it sold nearly 5 million units. Plus, the very name "Revolution" means Nintendo has something industry-shaking planned for the next generation. "It wouldn't surprise me if Nintendo was that crazy," said one source close to the company.
What Happened:
This particular rumor was completely off, but it's still interesting because, again, it introduced the idea of an integrated screen in the controller. Ultimately, it would seem that the introduction of the Nintendo DS and its touch screen technology left such a mark on us that all subsequent Nintendo console rumors would bring up this particular feature over and over.
The Original Rumor, April 25, 2005:
Ever since last week, the Web has been bubbling with conflicting rumors about whether or not Nintendo will unveil the Revolution at E3. GamesRadar cites sources that "suggest that nothing more than a few rolling videos of in-development titles will be available." Others say the only thing MIA will be the Revolution's controllers, which are rumored to feature everything from gyroscopes to touch screens. GameSpot's Japan correspondent gave that latter theory some ammunition, pointing to an article on Japanese fan site Nintendo Inside. "The [Japanese] article emphasizes only the part about the Revolution controller being a no-show, citing previous comments from [Nintendo president Satoru] Iwata, who said before that the Revolution has a unique controller he doesn't want copied by other companies," he said. However, the question remains exactly how much of the Revolution E3 attendees will actually see. In January, Iwata flatly said the console will be unveiled at E3. The following month, Nintendo publicity chief Ken Toyota backpedaled, saying, "E3 will be the starting point for the Revolution. [We haven't decided] whether we will show the real machine, videos, or unveil the concept. We want to receive some level of evaluation, but releasing too much information is also another issue."
What Happened:
This rumor was completely true. Nintendo showed only the system itself at its E3 2005 press conference and gave some details about its capabilities, including the Virtual Console downloads, but the Wii Remote was a no-show. What's interesting is that we're in a similar situation now with Project Cafe. Nintendo has officially said that the new system will be playable at E3, which ostensibly means that the new controller will be on display as well. However, this is a company known for holding information back to prevent competitors from copying its ideas, so how much of Project Cafe's capabilities will be shown at E3 2011 remains in question.
The Original Rumor, April 29, 2005:
This week saw some new rumors about Nintendo's next-generation console surface. The most interesting of these came from Burgess, who has long-standing ties to Nintendo. In his blog, he reflected on attending the ShoWest conference in March. There, he heard Sin City director Robert Rodriguez mention how he and other filmmakers that are eager to make 3D movies, including James Cameron and Peter Jackson, had become "aware of a game machine beating them to the mainstream 3D market." Burgess [creator of anime Broken Saints] then heard from an "industry pundit" that Nintendo had already shown off a stereoscopic peripheral capable of projecting 3D images at last year's E3 for the GameCube and was planning something even more advanced for the Revolution. A forum post on the same blog also claimed the Revolution will come "equipped with a short-range wireless mapping camera that will somehow make the software 'adapt' itself to [the player's] surroundings," presumably to customize the 3D projections. But since Nintendo is saying nothing, there's not enough information to call this one way or the other.
What Happened:
Nintendo absolutely loves 3D, so featuring the technology in some form wasn't a stretch, but the idea of 3D projection was a little odd. On some level, though, the camera technology mentioned in this rumor sounds a little bit like the Kinect, so that part wasn't completely absurd. It was just the wrong system.



