The Showdown Effect beta key caption contest. Fight to the death or die trying.
We are giving away beta keys for Showdown Effect, the new multiplayer action game from Arrowhead Game Studios. This quirky shooter celebrates action movie cliches from the '80s and '90s. Getting your beta key is easy: simply caption one of the following images with your funniest retro action hero quote for your chance to win.
|Character Bio: A time-traveling Austrian searching for his identity.||Character Bio: A New York cop with only one day to go until retirement.|
|Character Bio: A nerdy genius who will stop at nothing to uncover her Nobel Peace Prize-winning father's killer.||Character Bio: A peaceful pawn shop owner forced to unleash his kung-fu fighting power.|
Guidelines on GameSpot:
- You must be a GameSpot registrant.
- Winners will be announced after the deadline on this page.
- Enter your caption in the comments below, making sure to include the character name.
- Entries must be received by February 19, 10:00 a.m. PST.
- Captions should be no longer than 160 characters in length.
- Submissions must include the following:
1) The image that you are choosing to capture.
2) The caption.
- You can enter to win here on GameSpot, or on our official Twitter and Facebook pages. There is no limit to the number of times you can enter.
i'm going to kill you
just by watching jackie chan movies
In case the last one was too many characters...
"Introducing Pantene pro-vengeance ... Specially formulated to make your hair healthy, manageable, and dred-like...."
"Introducing Pantene pro-vengeance ... Specially formulated to make your hair healthy, manageable, and dred-like... so you can forget about your hair, and get back to what's really important -- Revenge!"
"You have forced me to unleash my toe-popping, Michael Jackson Kung fu-style upon you ... hee-hee!"
"There's a reason RPGs aren't standard issue for police officers ... it's called the flaming building behind me."
They said they wouldn't drink without a straw.
Now they can't eat without one.
"So what you're telling me is that I'm pretty much lost and confused.Right?That I might have to think about.But are you also saying that the Xbox has still not done away with the Kinect and the MP membership?That,my dear friend,beats me."
"Dad I'll get your Nobel prize back at the expense of playing Aliens:Colonial Marines.So,any proposals?"
"Certainly we'd be having Assassin's Creed 4 set in the Arkham Asylum.Wait......Where's Superman?
"Anyone having a ticket for the CES 2047?I'd rather fancy some great MicroSony announcements"
"Dad I might not be able to bring your Nobel Prize.But I'll get that Grammy from either Journey or the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo."
Shur Foo: I am sorry, Master Woo. I swore I would never use the Fists of the Burning Dragon again. Please forgive me for what I have done...and what I must do.
Hailey Skye: Oh, it's ONLY on the 30th floor, huh? Sure would have been nice to know there were armed gorillas guarding the elevators.
Lance Koboldski: Just one day. One day and I would have been on a beach, sippin' pina coladas out of a coconut with one of those little umbrellas. But nooooo, Lance. You HAD to take ONE last call. You had to take ONE last assignment. Well congratulations. Here's your prize: shoving a rocket up these guys @$$holes.
Dutch McClone: It's a good thing he sucks at aiming
Not a caption, but someone should totally make a picture of Dutch pulled over in a DeLorean by a cop (Lance, perhaps) asking for his ID.
Lance Koboldski: "I GOT your 2nd Amendment right HERE, pal!!"
Shur Foo: "You wanna call me 'Dragon Lady' AGAIN, BITCH?!"
Lance Koboldski: "DAMN, i wish i had a holster for this..."
Hailey Skye: "Mmm...giblets from the 'Skye'..."
Dutch McClone: "In about 3 seconds, I'll be the only one here who knows I'm trying to look like Claude from Grand Theft Auto III."
Dutch McClone; The shrink asked me what I saw in the inkblot test, and I screamed. I'm still not sure why.