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    Mutoid Man
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    Sep 19, 2012 2:56 pm GMT

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    Avast ye land lubbers!

    This be but one of the three activities you'll need to be completen' if ye want a shot at that treasure!

    Last year durin' speak like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some 'o their favorite pirate Jokes, 'n 'tis year we're doin' it again! Message ye scurvy pirate Punch-line in 'tis thread here.

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    Avast ye land lubbers!

    This be but one of the three activities you'll need to be completen' if ye want a shot at that treasure!

    Last year durin' speak like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some 'o their favorite pirate Jokes, 'n 'tis year we're doin' it again! Message ye scurvy pirate Punch-line in 'tis thread here.

    For the Plain English Translation Click Spoiler [spoiler] Last year during talk like a pirate day we asked GameSpotters to share some of their favorite Pirate Jokes, and this year we're doing it again! Post your Pirate Punch-lines in this thread here. [/spoiler]

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    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    Because they can spend years at C!

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    Because they can spend years at C!

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    Sep 19, 2012 3:27 pm GMT

    Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... Its rated AARRRRGGH!


    What is a pirates favorite study subject? ..........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.


    What's a pirate's second-choice job? ..........an arrrrrrchitect!


    What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? ..........arrrr

    Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... Its rated AARRRRGGH!


    What is a pirates favorite study subject? ..........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.


    What's a pirate's second-choice job? ..........an arrrrrrchitect!


    What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? ..........arrrr

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    Big Smoke
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    What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? .............. Arrr... me heartie!

    How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? ........... A buck-an-ear!
    What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? .............. Arrr... me heartie! How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? ........... A buck-an-ear!
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    Ippon!
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    What musician duo are pirates infatuated with? Simon and Garrrrrrrrrrrrfunkel.

    What musician duo are pirates infatuated with? Simon and Garrrrrrrrrrrrfunkel.

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    Sword of Sodan
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    ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
    Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
    ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate? Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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    Spoony Bard
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    Sep 19, 2012 4:29 pm GMT
    What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.
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    What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.
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    What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot? A hook shot! (Quite obvious!)

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    Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths (Proverbs 3:5-6).

    What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot? A hook shot! (Quite obvious!)

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    Death=Adder
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    A fairly old one but a classic. A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!".

    A fairly old one but a classic. A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!".
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    Easter Egg
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    Sep 19, 2012 5:38 pm GMT
    When does a pirate get a boat?
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    When it's on sail!



    ...What, not funny? -pouts-
    When does a pirate get a boat? ... ... ... When it's on sail! ...What, not funny? -pouts-
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    Radical Ninja
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    Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.

    TGS 2011

    Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.

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    Alien Hominid
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    Sep 19, 2012 5:51 pm GMT

    Q: What do you call a good-looking pirate lady?

    A: Aye, Candy!

    yeah, i stold it off of piratejokes.net, just try and make me walk the plank...


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    Q: What do you call a good-looking pirate lady?

    A: Aye, Candy!

    yeah, i stold it off of piratejokes.net, just try and make me walk the plank...

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    Why did the pirate go on vacation?


    He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

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    Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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    What is the bad thing that pirates usually do?
    Aye! Piracccccccyy!!!

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    What is the bad thing that pirates usually do? Aye! Piracccccccyy!!!
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    Big Smoke
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    Pirates of the Caribean.

    Yeah, I'm good.

    Heirren wrote:
    Kojima puts 99% of modern cinema to shame.

    Some opinions are wrong. This is one of them.

    Pirates of the Caribean.

    Yeah, I'm good. :cool:

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    Big Smoke
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    Sep 19, 2012 9:39 pm GMT

    Poor Jolly Rogers learned the hard way that the pirate flag doesn't have to be skull-and-bones - or cloth.

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    All the ladies below (mostly drawn by a certain awesome but, for better or worse, not-so-well known fan artist) are actual game characters, though not (necessarily) THAT kind of games if you are thinking about those.

    Maybe you want to read this: POSSIBLE BAIT & SWITCH IN TRIBES: ASCEND.

    Poor Jolly Rogers learned the hard way that the pirate flag doesn't have to be skull-and-bones - or cloth.

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    Simon Says Bleed
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    Sep 20, 2012 1:40 am GMT

    - What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

    - Eight pirates!

    - What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

    - Eight pirates!

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    Mishima Zaibatsu
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    What noise does a Pirate make whentold to "say ahhh"

    "ARGHHHHHH."

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    What noise does a Pirate make whentold to "say ahhh"

    "ARGHHHHHH."

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    Simon Says Bleed
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    How did the pirate measure his ship?

    He used a YAARRRdstick!

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    I'm a mighty thesaurus! Rawr!

    How did the pirate measure his ship? He used a YAARRRdstick!
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    Where do pirates with wooden legs eat breakfast?

    IHOP



    Where do pirates with wooden legs eat breakfast? IHOP
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