Saints Row: The Third Review
Fantastic missions, outrageous weapons, and awesome vehicles make the open-world mayhem of Saints Row: The Third an absolute blast.
- Great assortment of vehicles and weapons with which to wreak explosive havoc
- Outrageous story missions and fun activities
- Wonderful variety of customization options
- Constantly doles out cool rewards.
- Visually unimpressive
- Occasional glitches.
Some games create atmospheric worlds that attempt to draw you in with moving stories about characters seeking a second chance, or cast you as troubled superheroes who push themselves to the limit to fight evil. Saints Row: The Third is not like those games. Rather, it's the kind of game that gives you weapons called apocafists with which you can punch people, instantly making them explode in a bloody mess. The Third won't impress you with knockout visuals, move you with an absorbing story, or engage you with challenging combat. What it does, better than just about any game before, is embrace the idea of an open world as a place for play, constantly giving you access to awesome new toys and providing you with no shortage of exciting opportunities to use them.
No knowledge of earlier Saints Row games is needed to jump into the insanity of The Third. Following an incredible opening sequence that involves the kind of bank heist that only the Saints can pull off, the gang is transplanted from their hometown of Stilwater to the city of Steelport. As their leader, it's up to you to lead them from upstart newcomers to rulers of the town, which means frequently coming into conflict with the local gangs, the masked Luchadores, stylish Morningstars, and Tron-inspired Deckers. Along the way, you meet some great new characters, like Oleg, a strongman so huge, he can only ride in the bed of pickup trucks and who defies expectations by being learned and philosophical. And at key moments, the action is energized by fitting uses of music; the pounding rhythms of Kanye West's "Power" make a great early set piece even more exciting, for instance, and a fun sing-along between your character and another creates feelings of warmth and camaraderie among the Saints. Occasionally, the game's "anything goes" tone goes a little too far--a mission that uses human trafficking of sex workers as a plot point to support its cartoonish mayhem is one example--but the story typically succeeds at being absurd, goofy fun.
If you choose, you can make it all the more absurd by creating a character who speaks in zombie grunts or wears an animal mascot suit (when he opts to wear anything at all). The number of character customization options is impressive, and there are no restrictions on what elements you combine. If you wish to create a blonde bombshell with a beard or a mean-looking man who sounds like a woman from Eastern Europe, you can. Seeing a man in a sexy cowgirl outfit or a woman wearing a giant Johnny Gat head in cutscenes in which everyone treats him or her as a respected gang boss is hilarious. And if you get bored with your character's current appearance, voice, or outfit, plastic surgery and clothing from the varied boutiques of Steelport cost a pittance, so you can reinvent yourself as often as you please.
This kind of freedom characterizes the entire Saints Row: The Third experience. Previous Saints Row games required you to do activities to earn enough respect to proceed to the next story mission. In The Third, you're never held back from advancing through the story, or from doing just about anything else. From the moment you arrive in Steelport, you have access to an assortment of vehicles to steal for chop shops and targets to assassinate for clients, as well as a tremendous list of challenges you can strive to complete or ignore. Many of these reward you for doing things that you might want to do for fun anyway, like streaking, vehicle surfing, driving in oncoming traffic, catching big air in cars, doing wheelies or stoppies on motorcycles, nailing basejumps, killing people in those creepy mascot outfits, and much, much more. You earn respect for just about everything you do, and as you level up, you gain access to a host of upgrades--health increases, combat abilities, the option to recruit more gang members to follow you around, and much more.
Yes, "more" is the driving philosophy of The Third--more awesome weapons, more amazing vehicles, more really fun stuff to do. The available activities include returning favorites like Insurance Fraud and Mayhem, and a number of great new pursuits. Guardian Angel puts you in a helicopter with a rocket launcher or sniper rifle to protect Saints on the ground. In Tank Mayhem, you must create a certain amount of destruction within a time limit, but you get to do it by harnessing the tremendous firepower of a tank. Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax is a reality-show gauntlet of deadly traps and deadlier enemies, in which everything is fair game, except shooting pictures of pandas, because as we all know, killing pandas is unethical. With so many opportunities to earn respect, you're totally free to do only those activities you enjoy, and ignore the rest.
One thing you definitely shouldn't ignore is the main story. Within just the first few missions, you plummet out of a plane and into an airborne shoot-out, skydive into a penthouse that belongs to a rival gang, use a UAV drone to call in guided missiles on tanks, and more. The missions eventually become a bit predictable for a while, serving as introductions to the other activities and diversions available to you in Steelport. But before long, they get wild again, packing in numerous surprises before culminating in one of two outrageous final missions. (Don't worry; after experiencing one ending, you have the option of replaying the penultimate mission and making the choice that takes you to the alternate ending.)
I usually dont like sandbox games,but i liked this one.Saints Row 2 have a deeper story ,characters n the game is too bigger......... The graphics ,gameplay n phisycs were improved in SAINTS ROW THIRD ..unfortunately the game is too short ,few gangs ,only one fighting style , no Interactive stuff ( what is the use to apartament ,tvs ,beds ,shower if u cant use anything ????? ) .tooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy . AND I HATED THOSE STUPID SKILLS....EVEN a 4 years kid can play this game without die WITH THOSE STUPID SKILLS.....THEY TURNED SAINTS ROW THIRD INTO A EXTREMELY CHILDISH GAME....how sad a potential game like SRT... X_X
Then it should be a perfect fit, because you type like a child.
@EXxile and u type like a douchebag ..nobody asked your opnion about the way i type...so keep it to yourself ..anyways if u have all this time to criticise me n write all those useless jibber-jabber on your blog ...3 words to u >> GET A LIFE !
LMAO. Luckily for both of us, I do have a life. Hence, why I'm able to get on the internet and type this out to you. Clearly, you have a life too..right? Otherwise, we'd be dead.
@Johnny-n-Roger The little guy has always to pay out to the big guys! It always has been and probably always will be? I am not having a go at you. I can tell that you misread my comment and answered accordingly. Do you honestly believe that we have to fit the bill for the greed of High Street Game stores? This is why we have to pay through the nose for codes, passes etc. As they make us believe that it is our fault that the Devs are losing millions in 2nd hand sales, when in actual fact its not our fault in the slightest. I saw a kid and his mother get only £8 for 3 titles, 2 of which, were fairly new titles (NFS:The Run & Fable 3) at Christmas and the store put them on the shelves at their retail price of £20 for Fable 3 and £28 for NFS:The Run. Which was only £4 cheaper for the 1st and £6 for the 2nd BRAND NEW TITLES of the same games. That is a huge profit margin and because of this GREED!! We the people have to cough up yet more money! As I already said, this is not having a go at you... I am just trying to point out to you, we are led to believe that we are to blame. Its the Stores who should fit the bill for this, not us??? Don't you think...? Peace Out! lol
@Johnny-n-Roger Errrm...? Thanks? I am not sure why you decided to answer by telling me what the codes were for when I never asked that? I wanted to find out if the CO-OP package was worthwhile paying 800ms points for it or not? I know why they(Publishers/Developers) do this and have done so for some time as I'm sure most people do? I appreciate your input anyway but I do not agree with your answer. Yes it is unfair that the devs lose out with pre-owned sales, but is that our fault(the consumer)? Surely the stores that make massive profits from these pre-owned deals are the ones to blame and therefore they should be the ones that should be penalised and not us? Don't you think that we pay quite a lot already, just to be able to pursue our hobby of gaming? I don't know about you but I have to pay for the following: *High speed internet connection/broadband. *The console. *The games. *The subscription for Gold(xbox360). Which is essential to play any game in online multiplayer/co-op mode. And now "Season Passes" in order to play online multiplayer/co-op, that we have already paid for? If that was the sole reason for the codes/season passes... To make sure the devs were not losing millions in second hand sales? Then I wouldn't have a problem with it! Its not though is it? For example: I bought L.A.Noire last year and it was brand new. I still had to pay for a season pass that locked you off from content that should have been included in the 1st place...? (cont.)
@punksterdaddy - Kind of late, but the purpose of that code is so that unless you buy the game NEW you have to pay for the multiplayer portion. This is to ensure the possibility that the developer/publisher will have a chance to profit from the used sale of their IP. It sounds like a poor marketing tactic, but if you consider that the developers and publishers don't make any money on the used sale of a game, it only seems "fair" that they have a chance to profit somehow.
Its an excellent game. I wish to know about the co-op? Is it worthwhile paying the 800 ms points to play it? My code that came with the game was already used and I am still waiting to hear from the store who sold me the game, in order to find out if they will provide a new code or give credit? That was 3 weeks ago. So anybody think much of the co-op feature? All help welcome?
- Player Reviews: 76
- Game Universe:
- Saints Row (PS3, MOBILE, X360),
- Saints Row 2 (PC, X360, PS3, MOBILE, BB),
- Saints Row: The Third (PC, PS3, X360),
- Saints Row 2: Ultor Exposed (PS3, X360),
- Saints Row 2: Corporate Warfare (PS3, X360),
- Saints Row Double Pack (X360),
- Saints Row IV (X360, PC, PS3),
- Saints Row: The Third - Gangstas in Space (PS3, X360, PC),
- Saints Row: The Third - Enter the Dominatrix (PC, PS3, X360),
- Saints Row: The Third - Penthouse Pack (PC, PS3, X360)