Can I play as Kyle ???

Being Jewish, I have always wanted to play a Jewish character. When I heard they had a special "Jew" class I was very pleased. Is this just a joke?? Now  I think this is a joke as a few people said.

What powers would the "Jew" class have to make it unique.

Kyle is the most intelligent person in the show that is true. I assume the class will have high intelligence and problem solving skills and puzzle skills. Along with high verbal intellect.

Also they will have great "stealth" abilities too I assume.

I will wait for respon.