[CYOA] - Grom the accident prone Dovahkiin with a short attention span

"WHAT THE **** IS ALDUIN DOING HERE!" exclaimed Loki, "Dammit Grom, you Lythropantic son of a *****! You've screwed up your own history somehow and now-"

Alduin swings his massive head throwing Loki clear through a stone wall, the Nord's grunting was barely audible as the wall came crashing down.

"LOKI" you yell in shock, "ahh well... he already taught me the words."

"JOOR ZAH F..."

ROAAAAAAR!

"JOOR ZAH FRUGAL"

ROAAAAAAR!

"JOOR ZAH FELKA"

ROAAAAAAR!

"JOOR ZAH F... Ahh to hell with it"

General Tullius and his men ran up to the giant dragon, "Stop right there criminal scum. I AM THE L-"

Blood and gore splashed across the hall covering the palace in a carpet of blood as Tullius and his men were torn in two from the mighty dragons jaws. The shower of blood awakens your primal urges once again awakening your primal instincts. With a roar you run at the blood covered muzzle throwing yourself haphazardly against your foe with little regard for your own safety.

Alduin casually throws you up against the ceiling of the palace knocking the wind out of you, then with a force shout sending you crashing into another wall.

Just as the world eater moved in for the kill an explosion of red blew up in his face.

"Khajiit guards your back!" hissed a familiar voice

From your crumpled position on the floor you watch as J'zargo takes your place and enters the fray while you try to recover your spent stamina and remember the words Loki spoke only moments ago.

"Are you ready to get back into the fight?" the mage asks as he barely keeps the dragon back with a storm of lightning.

You pull yourself upright and grab a nearby imperial sword wrenching the disembodied hand still attached and stare down the dragon.

Alduin roars once more summoning a firestorm to rain down from the heavens peppering the palace roof like a battering ram.

"Come Dragonborn..." spoke Alduin in tamrielic, "show me what you have learnt of the dragons That is you think you are worthy."

Alduin reaches down and grabs you in one arm and J'zargo in the other before taking flight with powerful wing thrusts.

"Oh hell no!" shouted Loki as he finally pulled himself out from underneath the fallen stone wall, "ALDUIN!"
Loki sprinted towards the fleeing dragon mumbling a few words under his breath as he covered himself in electrical energy.

"You aren't leaving without ME Grom!" A thick tendril of energy shot from his right hand and Loki whipped it around Alduin's tail as the dragon took off dragging the Nord along with his electrical whip.

The great black dragon flies away from Solitude with J'zargo and yourself in his talons while Loki was dragged along for the ride.

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Well, a head on attack failed miserably. What now?
A) Fight the dragon from the inside
B) Summon dremora lords
C) Kitty cannon attack round 2
D) Make Loki do it
E) Other
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