• 16Aug 07

  Finally got my new internet Connection!

  Well finnal got meh new internet connection!

  6114 Kbit/s downstream and 768 Kbit/s upstream...

  costs are on me Euro 19,95 a month... and my brother and sister are profiting from me.... What should I do?

  • Posted Aug 16, 2007 4:34 am GMT
  • Category: Computers
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• 9Aug 07

  The Little Girl and the Wrinkles

  A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

  Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

  "He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

  "Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

  "Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

  "Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"

  • Posted Aug 9, 2007 9:54 pm GMT
  • Category: Humor
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• 9Aug 07

  Gorilla Control

  A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
  
  "Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
  
  "Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"
  
  "In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
  • Posted Aug 9, 2007 9:15 am GMT
  • Category: Humor
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