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Ram Van Bamf and the Doomsday Conspiracy
Ram Van Bamf is a man who suplexes cars with his face. More powerful than a nuclear bomb and durable enough to survive in the vacuum of space, Ram is both the best and worst thing to ever happen to his home city of Ultratropolis. Although his testosterone-driven frenzies regularly cost the city millions of dollars in accidental damages, he is otherwise well-mannered and dedicated to upholding justice. In truth, his very presence in Ultratropolis acts as a deterrent against all criminal activity, but as Ram will soon discover, crime always exists in the margins.
Following a battle to the death with a Tyrannosaurus rex on a mountaintop, Ram unwittingly finds himself embroiled in a conspiracy that could spell devastation for the entire world if he cannot stop it. While Ram is not a thinking man, he quickly makes an ally out of the young and serious-minded business tycoon Fran, who does all of the thinking for the both of them. Together, Ram and Fran will explore the darkest corners of Ultratropolis to unravel the truth, but not without making some unwanted discoveries about themselves.
Melodrama abounds in this hypermasculine adventure of love, laughter, and skull punching.
Title logo designed by Eisner Award winner Todd Klein.
$13.99 on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Ram-Van-Bamf-Doomsday-Conspiracy/dp/1463748795/
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$10.07 on Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ram-van-bamf-and-the-doomsday-conspiracy-john-friscia/1111437764?ean=9781463748791
I spent a year of my life putting this work together. It basically combines all the disparate elements that have ever influenced me, stuff like The Simpsons, Star Wars, Dragon Ball Z, Power Rangers, Superman, One Life to Live, Gilmore Girls, countless video games... There's a little bit of everything in the pot. But I've been getting great feedback from everyone reading it so far, so hopefully I did something right!
19Oct 06This is my second time resubscribing. Basically, whenever I totally run out of games to play, I resubscribe to CoH and have some fun. This is another one of those times. I've just been fooling around today, but tomorrow I intend to find out what server one of my friends is playing on in CoV on his free trial so I can make a character to play with him. All my characters, good and bad, are on Infinity. My highest level char is only a 26 blaster, but he's freaking awesome-looking, and his gymmick is good. He's Supreme Man!
So anyway, I've actually never played CoH/V with a friend I have in real life before. I did during a WoW free trial, but geez is that game boring and awful. I need super heroes that go around beating up bad guys endlessly for the sake of getting stronger so they can beat up more bad guys! Yay!
Oh, and go check out The Comics Union.
14Aug 06Getting all these games would be no sweat if I didn't have a laptop to pay off. Sigh...
Without further ado, my current list of...
Wanted Games! (with release dates in parentheses)
Super Paper Mario (Q1 07)
Xenosaga: Episode III: Also Sprach Zarathustra (8-29-06)
Final Fantasy XII (10-31-06)
Land of Mana (TBA)
Mega Man ZX (9-12-06)
Yoshi's Island 2 (10-13-06)
Children of Mana (10-30-06)
Final Fantasy III (November 2006)
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (Q4 06)
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass (Q1 07)
Xenosaga I+II (TBA)
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (10-16-06)
Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (TBA 2006)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Q4 06)
Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors (Q4 06)
Rayman Raving Rabbids (Q4 06)
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (TBA)
Sonic Wildfire (TBA)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2007 TBA)
Super Mario Galaxy (TBA)
Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion (NOW)
Dead Rising (NOW)
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (10-24-06)
Sonic the Hedgehog (11-14-06)
Mass Effect (Q2 07)
Grand Theft Auto IV (10-16-07)
Halo 3 (2007)
Blue Dragon (TBA)
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (TBA 2007)
Final Fantasy XIII (TBA)
Final Fantasy Versus XIII (TBA)
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Apr 3, 2013 10:13 pm GMTAlbedoSnake posted in the topic LucasArts got shut down... what's up with that? on the The Virtual Underground board