I'm on crack

• 30Apr 09

  What is a billion?

  How many zeros in a billion???

  This is too true to be funny...

  The next time you hear a politician use the

  word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about

  whether you want the 'politicians' spending

  YOUR tax money.

  A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,

  but one advertising agency did a good job of

  putting that figure into some perspective in

  one of it's releases.

  A..

  A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

  B.

  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

  C.

  A billion hours ago our ancestors were

  living in the Stone Age.

  D.

  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

  E.

  A billion dollars ago was only

  8 hours and 20 minutes,

  at the rate our government

  is spending it.

  While this thought is still fresh in our brain...

  let's take a look at New Orleans ....

  It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

  Louisiana Senator,

  Mary Landrieu (D)

  is presently asking Congress for

  250 BILLION DOLLARS

  to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number...

  what does it mean?

  A.

  Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans

  (every man, woman, and child)

  you each get $516,528.

  B.

  Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in

  New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

  C..

  Or... if you are a family of four...

  your family gets $2,066,012.

  Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US. That's enough to fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!

  50 billion to bail out the auto industry???

  Washington , D.C.

  &

  Ottawa ON.

  < HELLO!!! >

  Are all your calculators broken??

  Accounts Receivable Tax

  Building Permit Tax

  CDL License Tax

  Cigarette Tax

  Corporate Income Tax

  Dog License Tax

  Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

  Fishing License Tax

  Food License Tax

  Fuel Permit Tax

  Gasoline Tax

  Hunting License Tax

  Inheritance Tax

  Inventory Tax

  IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

  IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

  Liquor Tax

  Luxury Tax

  Marriage License Tax

  Medicare Tax

  Property Tax

  Real Estate Tax

  Service charge taxes

  Social Security Tax

  Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

  Sales Taxes

  Recreational Vehicle Tax

  School Tax

  State Income Tax

  State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

  Telephone Federal Excise Tax

  Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax

  Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax

  Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

  Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

  Telephone State and Local Tax

  Telephone Usage Charge Tax

  Utility Tax

  Vehicle License Registration Tax

  Vehicle Sales Tax

  Watercraft Registration Tax

  Well Permit Tax

  Workers Compensation Tax

  Income Tax

  Everything Tax

  STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???

  Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...

  and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

  We had absolutely no national debt...

  We had the largest middle c l a s s in the world..

  and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

  What happened?

  Can you spell 'politicians!'

  And I still have to

  press '1'

  for English.

  I hope this goes around the

  US & CANADA

  at least 1 billion times

  What the heck happened???

  
  

  i did not creates this this is from Funny.com, and i don't take any credibility for this.

  • Posted Apr 30, 2009 2:46 pm GMT
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• 14Aug 08

  Well gaming my topic but i wil also addd some home thoghts

  Right so lets get rolling My fav genre is RPG hands down so i know what to do in games and i hate that got a freind who needs help with each game to complete fror instance Army of Two ma friend needed help to finish that on the eisiest level and on oblivion a guy needed help to find the shops the shop market district in every town an it get me every time people need help but rpgs help you with hat im not really a god of war prince of persia type of peson sopose the closest game ive had to that was Vicking Battle for asgard so no hack and slash really love my fifa 0somthings ive had every one from 1999 so ive got a nice collection another of my favs if Battlefronts are good old star wars it allways been in my heart i also like RTS like AoE and guess what Starcraft ooooooooh only the best RTs ever and has been for 11 years ave never really opened up to CIV games there alright but what does get me hooked in that area is The Total War games love them there awsome mav fav games which i still go back to often another game i love is mass effect onece a gain a friend needed help with that in i told him that i was in the middle of a battle or i was just going off live ect. anyways thats got to be the best story line and will be the best trillogy hopefuly touch woodand sorry for the spelling its not my best area. or puntuation in fact am retarded when it comes to spelling but hey i make up for it with maths and science not trying to sound nerdy or stah but since i don't expect that you've read this far i will now type our national anthem
  

  God save our gracious Queen,
  Long live our noble Queen,
  God save the Queen!
  Send her victorious,
  Happy and Glorious,
  Long to reign over us;
  God save the Queen!
  
  O Lord our God arise,
  Scatter her enemies
  And make them fall;
  Confound their politics,
  Frustrate their knavish tricks,
  On Thee our hopes we fix,
  Oh, save us all!
  
  Thy choicest gifts in store
  On her be pleased to pour;
  Long may she reign;
  May she defend our laws,
  And ever give us cause
  To sing with heart and voice,
  God save the Queen!
  
  Not in this land alone,
  But be God's mercies known,
  From shore to shore!
  Lord make the nations see,
  That men should brothers be,
  And form one family,
  The wide world over
  
  From every latent foe,
  From the assassins blow,
  God save the Queen!
  O'er her thine arm extend,
  For Britain's sake defend,
  Our mother, prince, and friend,
  God save the Queen!

  Now god save Gorden Brown

  God save our gracious Gorden Brown

  Long live our noble Gorden BrownGod save 

  Gorden Brown

  Send him victorious,
  Happy and Glorious,
  Long to reign over us;
  God save Gorden Brown!
  
  O Lord our God arise,
  Scatter his enemies
  And make them fall;
  Confound their politics,
  Frustrate their knavish tricks,
  On Thee our hopes we fix,
  Oh, save us all!
  
  Thy choicest gifts in store
  On him be pleased to pour;
  Long may him reign;
  May he defend our laws,
  And ever give us cause
  To sing with heart and voice,
  God save Gorden Brown!
  
  Not in this land alone,
  But be God's mercies known,
  From shore to shore!
  Lord make the nations see,
  That men should brothers be,
  And form one family,
  The wide world over
  
  From every latent foe,
  From the assassins blow,
  God save Gorden Brown!
  O'er hi, thine arm extend,
  For Britain's sake defend,
  Our farther, prince, and friend,
  God save Gorden Brown!

  And thats it peice out 
  

  • Posted Aug 14, 2008 12:36 pm GMT
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