Ok, it is no secret to anyone, that the video gaming industry has a habit of throwing us trash. This trash can even be used just to hold us off for a small amount of time, before the next major release is made, which actually turns out to be a bad idea! Throwing us a 'sequel' or 'prequel' game for no reason usually ends up as just bad trash on your doorstep the next day. So, I got a little bit of a suggestion for you *cough*SquareEnix*cough*Guitar Hero*cough* stop giving us these half assed games you stupid assclowns! Just because you slap a well known name onto the front packaging, does not instantly mean you will have a large amount of success to face. Oh hell now, in fact, I can assure you, instead, you'll be slapped with a whole lot of criticism's and just flat out complaints! There have been plenty of offenders of this, and the sad thing is. They get away with it. People actually buy these ten second piles of crap.

Activision has already pulled this over us once. They released Guitar Hero: Rocks the '80's and I only could think," Why the **** are people actually paying $60 for this **** I mean, I hate to call in the mental capacity of my peers and say that a lot of people are slowly succumbing to the duller more dense side of the mental spectrum, but have you all gone ****ing retarded! Seriously, you are aware they could have just made all of these songs downloadable on Guitar Hero III right? I mean, they had the license, so you could have got this **** for a hell of a lot cheaper. Of course people didn't think about it when they rushed to get down their pre orders. Then when they skipped home with their shiny new game, they discovered that their sorry asses got ****ing ripped off royally. Thankfully the good people who worked as reviewers noticed," Hey, Activision is robbing us blind!" and pretty much blammed the **** on sight. Now, must I point out that Activision is up to it again? I'm sure that plenty of you have noticed the new Aerosmith edition of Guitar Hero will be launching soon. Personally the second I heard it I tasted something foul in my mouth. Take one part successful game series and another part uber famous classic rock band Aerosmith, and what do we get, another recycled piece of ****ing trash game, hoping to ride the skirts of success of both its parent ingredients. So, save us the trouble you greedy bastards, just give this stuff to us as DLC then go have fun raping some poor bay donkey in its sleep... ****bags...

Now, who else shall I throw into this little spew pot of craptacular idiots who manage to befuddle our poor gaming minds with this particular brand of grade A bull****? Of wait, that's write, everyone's favorite RPG hit factory (Hahaha, I got jokes) Square Enix. Now, let's not lie to ourselves, Square may be a very well known company in the industry, but how many times have they produced a game that was pure bull****? How many people actually believed they wouldn't pull the crap game move with the Final Fantasy series? It has happened more than a few times now. Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy X-2 (I hate to even acknowledge this games existence), Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (And all its spin offs), Final Fantasy XI (Trying to ride the online thing...Dumb ****s), Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings. Now I know, most people will say that some of these games were descent, but you know what? I really don't give two bald eagle's asses what the **** you or the reviewers say. It's just another example of how you can slap a good title onto a game and people will buy it, like it and probably somehow manage to rape it. I mean, seriously, look how long they have been riding the VII wave of success. It's actually kind of sickening how they get away with this kind of bull****.

Know who else is actually considered ****ing stupid in my opinion? Tecmo, yeah, I'm sure you all know what I am talking about. Ninja Gaiden seriously, 3 ****ing games, and they were all the same god damned thing! Yet we still bought them. Why did we buy them, because they had prettier graphics ever time? What the flying **** man? Seriously, is this what the game developers think of us? Are we seriously seen as drones that will buy just about anything set in front of our faces? I would love to protest the idea, but I have lost faith because of this one, people bought Ninja Gaiden and all it's exact same spin offs. They even loved the series enough to make Tecmo make a second one. Of course it is nice to see them finally making a sequel, but really at this point I just don't give a **** I lost interest in the entire series after the whole three of one game thing. Honestly, I'm guessing NG2 will feel the exact same as the first three NG games. Then again, I can't remember the last time I enjoyed any type of video game made by Tecmo, those poor stupid ****ing fools.

Know what, **** it; I'll just call out a whole ****ing genre of gaming on their **** Every single ****ing sports game that has been made has just been worse than the last in its respective series. Every MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL and NCAA game that has been released is just a slightly more hacked up version of the last good on in the series. Sure, I understand that the pressure from the sports fans are heavy every year for a new one, but really, should they care that these people **** for these games to come out, and then flat out say it sucks when they do? Seriously EA! Take the safe route take maybe two years to perfect these ****ing things before you set them loose on us every year. Save us some money to buy a good game instead of buying every single edition of these you make. I can live without one of these things every year no problem, there is generally better games coming out all throughout they year. We will live; we will learn that there are plenty of better games to play... Though even if you do start having a little discretion with your games, I'll still think ya'll are idiots.

See my point? developers can get away with it. They do get away with it, and we just buy, buy, buy and buy some more. So really who can blame them for milking a single series over and over again until we just stop caring if it is good or not. It is our own fault, we are the stupid ones, and they are just good businessmen I guess... Sometimes I worry about the intelligence of the human species...

Anybody who knew me before I began to rant and rave on Game Spot knows that I enjoy doing certain things. Now, usually these things involve just flat out pissing off people. Luckily for everyone, I also enjoy pissing off one group that can get pretty damn entertaining. Fan boys the object of my bashing for your reading pleasure. Of course I do this because generally speaking, they seem to love things that aren't as good as these hyped up kids say. Thus they have caught my attention and have spawned a list! A list that I will inform you all of the top ten over rated games!

10. Bioshock

Alright, at this point someone wants to throw a milk shake at me. They are thinking,' what the **** is your problem! Bioshock was a milestone for FPS games you jack ass!!' Too bad I don't give a **** if that's what it is. Biohock just isn't that great. I'll give it a great single player experience. I'll say it is unique, but you know what? That doesn't mean **** I was a single player game, and that's it. Where is the replayability in this thing? You want me to pay 60 dollars for it? Are you on crack 2K! Know what I say to that? Lick my crack and go suck off a goat.

9. Starcraft

Now the bulged eyes and angry fan boys are starting to foam at the mouth. Of course, I say the little clowns should be happy. I am being nice simply because I enjoyed Star Craft. This **** is something that really gets me. Star Craft has been said to be one of the best RTS games of all time. When you know what! WRONG! It was good for it's time, even then, I wouldn't consider RTS games from its time that good anyway. We have way better RTS games out these days that actually get lower scores than Starcraft. What the flying **** is that? What the hell is wrong with us when we let hype decide how we few games. It may be a classic, but screw that, I would rather lick a filthy carpet in a drug dealer's home now than go back and play this game.

8. Legend of Zelda

Oh hell yeah! Now I'm really going to have some fun. Legend of Zelda, the biggest most repetitive pile of trash I have ever seen. Seriously, who aside from me have noticed that LoZ games are all the same recycled things, in flashier packages? I can even give one super spoiler for every LoZ game right here, right now, you ready? You are a bum ass kid who does nothing with his life but sit around fondling himself. Out of nowhere you are the hero of time (Or whatever stupid name they give him) Then you have to go save some princess from some fat ass named Gannon, you go through all the elemental temples, you fight Gannon and then you DON'T get laid. My point is clear. Trash...

7. Guitar Hero

Onto a game that is the saviour of tons of tons of social rejects fantasies. This game tries to give you the illusion of being a rock star. It gives you the illusion that you are a drugged up, washed up punk who doesn't even write his own songs. Oh no, you aren't a cool rock star. Screw that, you play popular music! Now of course someone's thinking that has nothing to do with the point of this article. Does it look like I care? I don't. Guitar Hero is entertaining, but I hate to hear people standing around being all, "I can play Through the Firs and the Flames on expert, I am the total and complete **** Then I think, huh, I wonder if he could even figure out how to put out a single rift on a real guitar.

6. Final Fantasy VII

Take a borderline emo hero, a stereotypical villain, and throw in a giant jugged brunette, and a vampire. What do you get? Apparently a formula for reusable success. Now it may be just me, but doesn't the final in this games title means they don't reuse the same characters over and over again? Is it just me or did that completely get blown to hell? I like FF games, hell I love them. Yet not as much as the 7 fan boys and girls, seriously, I would feel sorry for Vincent and Sephiroth if they were real, these kids would actually rape these guys on site, and they wouldn't enjoy it. These fans would probably shove all kind of unmentionable crap up these guys' asses. It wasn't that good, shut your faces already!

5. Metal Gear Solid

I stalked your wife. That's a skill that Solid Snake can say he has? Do we really want to idolize this man and his crappy watered down games that make no sense to my brain. Nah, I'm just ****ing with you (About me not understanding Metal Gear). I really just don't see why this gets such good scores all over the place. I don't even see why it was made in the first place...Enough said.

4. Diablo

Click, click, and click! Oh my god, a monkey can do it! Oh my god, my baby sister could do it. Yet I still hear people bragging about how ****ing good they are at Diablo, how they beat the devil without trying. Know what my little emotionally deprived friend? Shut it! Find a game that requires some skill to play. Find a good game to play. Quit hyping this dinosaur you basement dwelling, Golem resembling **** bags! Honestly, I hate this game. I don't even like anything about it. I played it for like two hours then just got tired, bored and just extremely aggravated at just how ****ty it was. Seriously, I'd rather watch Smeagle and ET have sex than play this. (Go Bob Saget!)

3. World of Warcraft

WARNING! This game will prevent you from ever getting laid! Do I really need to explain this one? It's just one of those games that will just die down one day and then its players will notice. Holy crap, I don't even have a shard of a life. I have no hope of merging back into society ever again, and I should shoot myself for devoting my life to this stupid not so good game!!

2. Grand Theft Auto

Probably the game most played by gangster wannabe retards all over the planet. It let's them simulate actually being a bad ass son of a gun. Let's them talk as if they actually pulled some poor fool out of his sedan, beat the high holy **** out of him and then just drove away, blasting at the cops out his window as he went. Honestly it's no wonder why this thing sold so damn well, it's geared for these people. It's geared for monkeys. It's geared for people who actually like this stuff. I don't want to play a game that is even geared towards this sort of thing. I don't care if it is the king of open world games; it is a morally incorrect piece of crap. Now shut up and let 4 fail already.

1. The Halo Series!!

Seriously, who didn't see this one coming? I mean, not only do I have some sort of vendetta against this game, but in all honesty it just ****ing sucks ass. Seriously, Halo sucks a giant elephant's ass. It is average in every way, so because it has such large hype, it has been downgraded to a pile of crap (Bet ya thought I was going to say ass again). It has annoying fans, average multi player, and a story that isn't the drawing. Why the hell is it considered so damn good? Seriously, someone explain this to me! I am dying to know why you people like it so ****ing much. Next time I actually play this, I swear, if one more dumb ass tells me he's a 7331 pwning machine or some other dumb ass comment. I will hunt him down and shoot him in the face. Now, I'm tired of even having this thing in my mind, so you get the point.

All right, I'm done. I've gotten my randomly out of nowhere frustrations out and am smiling like an idiot. Now, I know I was mean, very vulgar and probably a little offensive. As always though, I really don't care. I hate over rated games. I hate fan boys, so this blog was fun, and I can't wait for someone to discover it and get majorly offended. Now, I have better things to do (Ok, I'm lying.), so later all.

As much as I aspire to at some point, play a video game professionally. There is one thing in the gaming world that just flat out pisses me off. This little peeve occurs strictly while online playing inside no-ranked matches. It occurs in little foolish gamers who for some reason beyond my own comprehension, seem to think they need to be competitive in the non ranked section. Why, I ask you, do they seem to think they need to come online, and get pissed at every single thing that happens inside the game? Why? It makes no sense, and in the long run, just ends up ruining the fun for everyone else. I can't exactly answer the question where these way too serious players come from, but I sure as hell have a few...Opinions on the matter.

First off, and really this is probably the most basic of all of these little theories of mine. They just suck at the game. In fact they suck so hard, it's like they grabbed a vacuum hose attached it to an elephants balls, and sucked them, straight off. Now because of this very high rate of suckage, they just can't cut it in ranked play. Thus they go where they, as great nubbers, believe they will find players of a lower level. Then, when they step inside one of the unranked games, they still get rusty spoons shoved up there butts. Then, in a classic showing of immaturity (Not the cool immaturity possessed by myself) they start to piss and whine, telling us all that we suck, and that we need to go do some sort of unmentionable act to ourselves. Hmm, odd coming from someone with the lowest kill score.

Now, wait, this type of act doesn't just occur in the player with the lowest kill score. Oh no, it can also occur with the players who are good, yet not good enough. Interesting...These guys just have an inferiority complex in my eyes. So what do they do to try and cover up there emo-esque opinions of themselves! Well they flaunt there skill over people who really don't try or give that much of a care. That's right, they go into a unranked game, try as hard as there little heart would allow. Then they proceed to tell us all we are newbs and that we need to learn to play the game. Hmm, some people really need a shrink don't you think? It might help there self image, and will make our little techno halls a little less dork free.

Now! Moving onto the next brand of ranked gaming reject! This kid stands at five feet tall, weighs less than your kid sister, and sounds like her too. That's right boys and girls, we now meet the pre teen aged boys of the gaming community. Oh the fun it is to poke fun at these strangely squeaky lads. Of course, we poke fun because they start it, really, they do. How many times have you gone online, began to play to relax after work, and then out of nowhere, you hear this tiny, comical little voice say," Yeah, eat my gun noob! You are my *female dog*!"(This content has been censored, for the safety of said twidget males.) Yeah, for some reason, they seem tot think they need to start mouthing off at the speed of light, while telling you that your are somehow related to your dog scruffy. Hmm, where did that come from? Did you do something to aggravate this little gnome? No! You did not, this little man just needs to compensate. I guess we can't really blame them, I'm sure they will become less of a little wiener snogger after there balls drop and they learn the ways of a man, which, by the way is letting your skills speak for you(Even though gaming skill has nothing to do with being a man). They need to compensate for there much less exaggerated size, so they try and make it seem like they are some sort of great digital warlord. Kids, new flash for you, being able to frag someone is not the equivalent of standing at the same height you might (Not so sure with the kids these days) stand when you are nearing your twenties. So, if you are really that desperate to come off as a tough man, please for the love of everything sacred, turn off your microphone and don't let us get ammo, because your voice sounds like a six year old girl, and we are insensitive enough to use that against you!

Alright, yet again, over compensation does not just appear in the likes of our squeaky younger lads. You may ask what in the world are you talking about Syndrom! It is true, it can occur in older males too. This is actually the more sad case of compensation, and also the more sad type of human. At least the kids have an excuse for there idiocy, these guys just honestly need to get a life. In my honest opinion these are the biggest **** on Xbox live. Not only do they constantly try to flaunt there superiority in a similar immature fashion as the younglings, but they also tend to take out there little life problems out on the girls (Who by the way are a solid valuable asset to our beloved hobby). They tend to mouth off, degrade, and just flat out insult the female gender more than anything. Why, well for the same reason they over compensate. They just can't get one. That's right, they have become this hollow, shell of a man that believes his video gaming skills will fill the void of a woman. So they end up wandering there sorry corpse over to the Xbox, sitting down and starting meaningless arguments with guys and girls who are just trying to get a little entertainment in the day. Then these little knobs decide they want to ruin it. Here's a new solution for you guys that do this, staple your balls back on, and go actually communicate with the female gender. Then once you have gotten yourself a little bit of that sweet loving (If you can mange with your sorry ass attitudes) come back and play again.

Obviously, I've come across a lot of these little punks as of recent, and I've converted my pure annoyance into this random little rant. Useless as it is, I had fun writing it. I just can't wait for some of these kids or men to read this article and start to flame me. I thrive off your **** gives me someone to yell at that actually deserves it, but, until that point, I'll catch ya'll later.(Wohoo, only tw cuss words the whole rant.)