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8Nov 12

Well Hello Gamers and Non-Gamers

im about to write a review about COD: Black Omen II... Sorry... Black Ops II , as a matter of fact you gonna ask me how i played it when it isnt available just now , well this is a secret !!! no really !!! any way lets get on with the review :

Graphics And Audio :

Lets start with Graphics , if i want to describe the whole thing in One word its this word "Bull Rubbish S#!T" yeah the Frame Per Sec is 60 but it cost the crappy ugly graphics it is nothing to write home (guess we all know that COD Series Graphic is not good) the only acceptable thing in graphics is the Modeling which is actually the same somehow as late CoDs any thing else is a total crap (and to know i have every CoD to date from 1 to ... and i hardly see any real difference in graphics between first MW (CoD 4) and this one !!!! (is it just Me Orrrrr......!!!??) ok let go on with Audio , well Audio department is one of the few things that is not that bad , bad as others (still better than DisHonored and i'll give it a 0.5 pnt credit for this one.

Story :

and now the story .....uhhhhhhhhh,,,, mmmmmm...... !!!!!! Its a first person Shooter You know so no complex story nor a good catchy one so i'll skip this part (actually i have finished 2 missions as of now)!

Gameplay :

Ok this one is CoD's strong Suit though in my idea (i think after writing this... half of the ppl on the planet would LOVE to kill Me !) First.P.S Like CoD are all like a running and Gunning game you got Lots of guns (not really!) some maps and 3000 crazy ppl in a particular map to kill and a moving HAND that kills ppl !!!! (some time 2 hands and some times they add a foot!) Sounds interesting ? comon guys why would somebody call this a duty i mean a game anyway this is only for FOOLS (i bought it so me included but after all i hate this series so Excluded !!!!) but any way after all from a point of view the gameplay is not bad (i dont like such gameplays)

STILL ALIVE.....

!!!!!!!!!

Presentation :

yeah it got a lot of presentation , actually im gonna describe the logic of this game in one very short line , and here it is "

the Call of Duty : Black Ops II was mainly a "BUG" and then smart ppl made a game out of that bug to suck the money of fool/retard ppl out of their pockets ! (i thought it would be a 1 line VERY short !) and the bug which turned to an AAA (i dont believe this...no never) Game sold million copys in just 3 hours !!!! and thats Y there is no changes in that Bug for almost 5 years cuz the bug had the ability to make mony....SO Hail to the Bugs that will be games someday later!!!!!!!!!!

WELL i think its enough... in the end i dont see any real changes between this and the last CoD and to put all thing in rating ill give it a " 4.5/10 " and waiting for better CoDs (what if the next-gen CoD comes with this very same engine?!)

Thank You for your time...

19 comments
hollywood1
hollywood1

Dude, English is either NOT your first language or you're retarded?? I'm just saying, it was very difficult to follow your review with any logical sense, with all the jokes?!? you were making. Just write a straight review without the (trying to be funny jokes?!) every other line. 

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie

 @hollywood1  No making Straight reviews is so boring , i prefer to put it to jokes , and make it short , specially this game , cuz as i said its a BUG :) Com On ENJOY! and dont forget to laugh ;)

veryraiser
veryraiser like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @hollywood1 English language is not the only language. As a matter of fact it is not even the most spoken language in this World. Get over it.

Goron24
Goron24

One of the worst reviews i have ever read. You provide a very Biased opinion against call of duty as well as conveying no interesting points or any opinions we couldn't read at like 1,000 other places. I for one don't believe you got the game early, this review is basically ever COD haters ramblings and should totally and completely be disregarded.

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie

 @Goron24 Dear friend , i actually dont hate CoD , that much  , and believe me i got the game real early , BTW good things are Good! and dont need to be mentioned , but again this was my Personal Exp. playing 1 hr (2 missions) of this game , i just wish it could be better than this :)

theblackfrog
theblackfrog like.author.displayName 1 Like

well i just bought it for the zombie stuff coz i love zombie games but the zombie mode sucks. i never played a call of duty game especially black ops before nor the zombie modes. i know its not a full zombie game but from what i have heard, the bus stuff sounded funny...well, no it isnt.

 

why do i have to build strange machines to open doors. why do i have to buy weapons from  a wall painting? why is the bus driver a zombie robot? why is there lava on the ground? why do the weapons have the worst sound i have ever heard?why is there no tutorial to know what u have to do? why is there a collision detection on the toons in the small bus? why do i have to go outside if the bus is save? why do the toons have some very stupid comments (at least in german it sucks)? why can your comrades turn on the traps and u dont get it noticed? why does some doors close if the machines are used and u get trapped? etc...

 

im ultra disappointed and bring the game back to gamestop and order lego lord of the rings or farcry 3

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @theblackfrog Man now you got my deepest feelings (part of it :) about this game , LEGO games are awesome and Farcry3 ,... i bet it will be a good game , You are so clever BTW , at least you think about the Logic good hunting either in jungle or Mordor :) ;)

Cyram0159
Cyram0159 like.author.displayName 1 Like

So.... is English not your first language? I'm sorry, I think you were trying to make a point, but failed at conveying it.

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie

 @Cyram0159Why You Guys Consider English as the first language of the World! ;)  , i should not do the thinking instead of you friend , BTW that is my opinion , i dont like games while they give me nothing to yarn about !!!! this game is a simple FPS , with bad graphics and fast action gameplay ( at least this is good ) nothing more , i liked DISHONORED cuz it has a good story , though bad graphics but stylish fantastic art design So  i like it more than CoD , that what i will pay for......

devilrogers
devilrogers

"and now the story .....uhhhhhhhhh,,,, mmmmmm...... !!!!!! Its a first person Shooter You know so no complex story nor a good catchy one so i'll skip this part (actually i have finished 2 missions as of now)!"

 

I think you are wrong buddy... black ops has the best story in shooters so far...

theexperience13
theexperience13

 @devilrogersSeriously? Black Ops has the best story in shooters so far? What are you smokin and where can I get it cuz oh my god is the story in the first Black Ops terribly written and performed. No FPS is ever going to top the campaign of the first Modern Warfare, and this is coming from someone who hates CoD with a fiery passion now

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie

 @theexperience13  @devilrogers  Dear friend , actually as i stated before i hate this series!!! , reason ? its Bcuz you spend 60-80$ for some sh!ty FPS , without Today's standards , totally no FPS is good in story let alone CoD series but the MW fraction of CoD is not that good in story though its really simple , polished and well performed , but the story in Black ops I (and its Successor Black ops II) is better by a feather !!!!!! (which means not so better only a little!) but then its not polished and well performed hence , it feels like inferior to MW fraction!  but then (about the graphics) MW (especially 3) is superior in graphical details than this one its a total crap , i suggest rent the game first .

Good Luck

DeadMemoie
DeadMemoie

 @devilrogers Kinda Agree but nothing like real story telling games though , (i dont think there is a need for example! :) after all black ops series are the best in story , in the entire CoD series :D

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