Evil powers reigning down with violence and hate,
Gathered in masses by Death's bloody gate,
Satan with his armies of the wicked,
Casting blood on sinners of the wretched!

• 1Oct 08

  My Top Five Changes (1st blog in months)

  Hey everyone. Can you guess who just wrote a blog post? Can ya? I bet you can't.

  Anyways, after months without writing a blog post, I've finally written one. Holy flamming cadavers!

  As the people who use TV.com know, they recently changed the format, which has been a failure. To be honest, I don't think they put much effort into it.

  What are my top five changes that I think should be made to the format, you ask? And since you are all probably dieing in anticipation of my answer to this question, I shall tell you.

  NOTE: These aren't in any particilar order since they all tick me off to no end.

  1. Make it so that the ten most recent blog posts appear from my profile page instead of the first four. It's makes it so much easier to check blogs that way.

  2. Make the emoticons work in profile comments. They make online conversations a lot easier because they allow us to show emotions where it would be difficult to do without them.

  3. Make it so that my blog header appears on my profile page. Blog headers add a lot of spark to profile pages. My profile looks so bland without it.

  4. Fix the bugs that should have been delt with withing the 1st week of the new format. This includes seeing more than just one page of comments on blog posts.

  5. Get rid of all this white. Add some darker colors. All the white makes it harder to look at the page and it can't be good for your eyes. Quite frankly, I don't feel like having my eyes meltout of my head from all this white.

  So these are my five main grievances with this website. But as bad as this new format is, at least we can take solice in the fact that they didn't make the text white at well.

  Well, now that that's out of the way, I can now tell you about my boring life without any embellishment to make it interesting. I've been getting into some different shows since this past spring. Two of the main ones air on Comedy Central and are called The Daily Show with John Stewart and the Colbert Report. They are parodies of news shows that poke fun at politics and current events. They are possibly the two funniest shows on all of TV at the moment. I'm sure you would enjoy them even if you aren't very interested in politics. Unlike all the major news networks that only focus on the gloom and doom of current events, like the economy, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report actually make them funny.

  

  

  A couple other shows I've been enjoying are airing on Cartoon Network. CN has actually been getting good lately with some new shows. The two I've been enjoying the most are Ben 10 Alien Force, which is ironic because at first I hate the original Ben 10. The other is Total Drama Island, which is much better than I first expected. Total Drama Island is a parody of a reality show and is a hell of a lot better than an actual reality show. If you're looking for a new cartoon with some great comedy, Total Drama Island in for you.

  I've also been watching some animes lately, including Read or Die -The TV-, Elfen Lied, and Nior. These animes kick ass.

  

  This pic is from Elfen Lied. This series reminds me a lot of Chobits. I had a hard time finding a good pic that wasn't overly pornographic since the series is known to be erotic.

  In other news, I started school, which has been boring. I think I died from boredom the other day. Unfortunately, I found out that being dead is even more boring than school. So I decided to quit being dead.

  If only school could be more like this. That is a kick as music video.

  Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

  Alice Cooper - School's Out

  Foamy - Gym Teachers

  I love that Foamy Video.

  Quote of the Day: "It looks like Tommy Dreamer rolled the dice of fate and...crapped out. You see, the hard line on the street is that Raven put a hit out on Tommy Dreamer, which doesn't surprise me. After all, Raven has the ethics of a weasle and the loyalty of a drowning rat. That's why I like him. However, Raven refutes that. And Raven always tells the truth, even when he lies. The only thing certain around here is that someone is pulling an aweful lot of strings. *laughs maniacally*"

  -Sinister Minister James Mitchell-

  Question of the Day: Why on Earth would anyone want to put lipstick on a pig?

  Well, I guess that's it for this blog post. *grabs a hose and sprays blood at you*

  Don't worry, it's only goat blood.

  

  • Posted Oct 1, 2008 5:39 pm GMT
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• 11Jul 08

  I will never die...

  Hey all. It's been a long, long time since I've been here, aside from occasionally checking my PMs. I'm still alive. Sorry if I had you worried.

  I'm just taking a lot of time off this website. I've noticed that TV.com has been getting extremely boring lately. Last year during the spring and much of the summer, TV.com was bursting with life and it was fun and exciting. But now, it feels like all the life has been sucked out of it and has been replaced with a never ending supply of dullness. At least that's what I felt life back during the spring while I was on here then.

  Anyways, I'll probably be back on a lot more in a month or two. It depends on when I feel like coming back.

  • Posted Jul 11, 2008 11:40 am GMT
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• 11Apr 08

  I live in a giant bucket!

  Well, I guess I'll make a blog post, even though I really don't want to. Wow, my last blog post got over 100 comments. I wonder how that happened.

  A couple weekends ago was Wrestlemania. And during the event, the Undertaker became the new World Heavyweight Champion. In addition to that, Kane became the ECW Champion, which he really deserves. After putting over young talent for a long time, Kane deserves to hold a title.

  

  All hail the Brothers of Destruction!

  You know what TV.com needs? It needs an evil laugh emoticon. I would definitely use those on probably every single blog post.

  And interestingly enough, I don't actually have much to talk about, even though it's been ages since my last blog post. Maybe I'm just lazy. Or maybe it's the weather. It's been snowing where I live and it's April. Stupid snow.

  

  I like this gif.

  Don Hertzfeldt - Rejected

  For those who were wondering about the title to this blog post, this video is where I got it from. Don Hertzfeldt has made a lot of independent animated films, many of which has attained cult status. Personally, I'm not sure why I like them so much, but I do.

  Welcome to the Show

  Intermission - In the 3rd Dimension

  End of the Show

  I hope you enjoyed those. My favorite is the Intermission one.

  

  Well, I hope you enjoyed this blog post. I hope you enjoyed it. I tried putting in a spoiler, but it still won't work for me. I've been having this problem since August.

  *steels your soul*

  That was supposed to go in the spoiler. But of well, it's just as effective.

  • Posted Apr 11, 2008 3:04 pm GMT
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