Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that as of today, I am officially part of the internet community. For the first time in my entire online career, I have been called a douche. For those of you in the know, I'm sure you realize what a huge honor this is. A rite of passage, if you will. Yes indeedy: I have arrived.
I woke to find this little gem in my comments section:
"How can you say taco bell isn't food you douche, if you can eat than digest it then it food dumbass"
The funny thing is, I actually kind of like Taco Bell.
I would just like to thank everyone who made this possible.