Episode 1: The Phone Caller Menace

Red Ring, three lights that completes it perfect circle of life. Dead, in a blink of an eye, and all you can see is a system on fire. You sweat like the room was melting, asking why this would happen to you? It's the perfect oppurtunity to have waste some good time and efforts. You get ready to have a game of...

Sadly, I just got the Red Ring of Death from my time playing on my Xbox 360 console to tell you the story short. You probably heard this story millions, and probably trillions to complete the hyperbole. This is the offically story of what a stressed Xbox customer would feel, pissed.

So I, Mr. Deas, go onto the world of phone services... customer support. I dread the fear of computer operated system robot thingies, I really don't have a name... a no soul, answers your cry and help and replies, "How may I help you?"

"Yes, I appear to have some..."

"Do you have a Xbox or Xbox 360?" The no soul interupts.

So the story goes on and on and I finally got to a "real" person to talk to. Now I can see that Microsoft puts up Max is an artificial intelligence phone answering system, so it can sort out the customers in need of help. Thank the one over us! And it was nice! She told me everthing what to do and was very polite, but something seem wrong... she told me there was a very long wait until I get a repaired or new or refurbished syemtem. How long?

So I go into the intrawebs and found a cool website... http://www.xbox.com/en-US/ZZZ+old+channels/howto/system/xbox360/warranty-xbox360.htm. It told me the steps, I am only to the part where I have to wait for the box to arrive at my house and I put the "broken 360" into the box and ship it back to Houston, Texas. Wow! So this website tells me that it takes 3 to 5 days (took the guy on the topin 6 days... but blames it on UPS. How dare him!)

So I wait for the box, it comes tomorrow.

So far yes, and I bet other games are way harder than this, like the FEAR achievements that are just not worth it for the achievements, but the COD 2 ones are only few and are worth so much.

I have completed the last British Mission, got everything done... from Russian to the Last British Mission... but I have to complete Hill 300 andCrossing the Rhine. I had been one hell of a road to come pass by. If you don't believe it, check it out on this link at posted below.

http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/Achievements/ViewAchievementDetails.aspx?compareTo=Seraphic%20Dragon&tid=%09%5D:%60m/l4%06%04

I am going to say this was maybe the hardest year yet to alienate from good games.  These games have changed some of the greatest gameplay, graphics, and other elements most games will need to change.  I am going to get an honest say in each game that actually made the TOP 5 of 2006!  Here we go.

Number 5: DEAD RISING)  This is maybe the best orginal game I have ever saw in my life.  This game has such a perfect blend of that funniest to the seriousness of those damn zombies.  The weapons are just making you curious what the after effect will do to the zombie hordes which makes the game have so much replay value.  With have multiple endings and secrets, this is why this game is my number 5 on the list.

Number 4: CASTLEVANNIA: PORTRAIT OF RUIN) There is nothing better than playing a Castlevannia game that also have an open ending playbility. Since this game has five worlds to the taste of the art, you can't get much boundries that will stop you from enjoying this game until the next Castlevannia will be in your hands.  With the RPG element being ever so wise, you can have fun with your friends by showing your skills to the toughest by what you learnt in the past, which is why it's picked number 4 on this year's pick.

Number 3: METROID PRIME: HUNTERS) Want to know why this game is on number 3?  It's because this is the FIRST great multiplayer game on the handhelds.  Even though this is not the best game on the DS, this game is surely the best I seen for it's use of it's multiplayer and it's use of the Adventure mode.  With the perfect balance between the characters of the game for online, you can never complain why this is the best pick for number 3.

Number 2: GEARS OF WAR)  Nobody can not say this game is from the future.  If you could swored, Cliffy B. maybe was from the future! Or maybe he is playing to much Paintball from his part of saying in the instruction manual of Gears of War. Even though this game was depending online a little of the side, it also is giving the Co-op game ever to be release on human site!  This is why this is number 2 on the picks of 2006.

Number 1: THE ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION) Telling you what, this is the best damn game you will every play in your life, no matter what you say.  The adventure is so damn good, and having endless possibilities with your character design will make other Japenese RPG consider a makeover.  You will have your tricked out character have the skill that is what you like, making a second character of yourself.  You will be consider good or evil whatever you want!  You can be a guard captain to being one of the bandit leaders of a fort abandoned by the pigs themselves.  The game is so complexed that you can choose to be anyone, or whatever you want to be on the Eart of Tamerial.  This should be GAME OF THE YEAR from ElitesIgnorance's honor...

Now, what will be your favorite five games for this year?

Will the best third-person game be Resident Evil 4 or Gears of War? I say it have to be Gears of War because of it's intensity and multiplaying that makes the damn game so fun. Gears of War to me is probably the pinnacle of third person games, and maybe the last best third person game.

I will admit that Resident Evil 4 was maybe the best single player adventure EVER created on a video game, but loses the attention of playing this game for the next five years.

Gears of War has my vote, what's yours?

Mine has to be Oblivion, because is rocks and has the greatest gameplay a RPG can have.

The graphics on it is just awesome, and is just simply amazing and you will droll all over your Xbox 360 controller. Just don't do it on mind because mine is running out of batteries.