Hey Gamespotters

Hope you're all doing good. I have a small and painless to ask y'all. One of my very good friends, UK indie developer Paul Taylor from Mode 7 games has started a petition to get his game Determinance released via Valve's Steam.

He's been turned down twice--I don't think he's sure why--and keeps getting asked by fans of the game why he doesn't put it on Steam. It's driving him nuts, so he's started a fun petition to take to their offices. If he gets 10,000 sigs in the next six months, he's promised to deliver it personally dressed as a tomato.

How can you say no???

Thank you all so much in advance! Save the indie games industry, ya?

Check it out here

Other than that, I have absolutely nothing to say about this web site whatsover.

I'm not sure that Kevin can beat this....

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From: xxx
To: xxx
Subject: Understanding Vagina Dentata - A Website that's full of bite!
Date: 17th June 2008

An underground online marketing campaign created for new movie TEETH has sparked frantic discussion amongst bloggers asking the question - could this happen to me? TEETH, which is released in cinemas this Friday by Momentum Pictures, is an ultra dark coming-of-age comedy with a particularly shocking premise based on the myth of vagina dentata (Latin for 'toothed vagina').

The main focus of the campaign is a spoof healthcare site http://www.vagident.co.uk/ which includes a video testimonial from a woman purporting to suffer from the affliction who explains in detail how her life has been affected. The site has enjoyed great success, so far receiving over 60,000 unique users. The primary feature of the site is to house the video Understanding Vagina Dentata, which plays as a straight documentary. Support material on the site, including a look at the myths and facts of Vagina Dentata, and frequently asked questions, helped to create a believable healthcare concern.

The Understanding Vagina Dentata video has received over 130,000 views online so far, with fantastic user responses debating whether Vagina Dentata is a real medical issue, and whether the interviewees in the video are genuine. The campaign has grown via viral portals, networks, blogs, with additional reach through the distributor's student and washroom activity.

Kevin VanOrd over in the US recently started a series of blog posts called 'Fun With Kevin's Inbox.' Just to show him that people in the UK are just as strange as those in the US, I'm going to be bringing you the best of all the oddness that we receive this side of the Pond.

We're off to a flying start today with this news. Guy said he was so excited he was thinking of live blogging it.

YOU ARE INVITED TO A WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT! (This is flashing in different colours).

World's Fastest Laminator

When: Monday, June 2nd, 11:00-12:00 hrs

On behalf of GBC, Duomedia has the pleasure to invite you to join in the thrilling countdown as GBC makes an unprecedented Guiness World Record Attempt at officially establishing the WORLD's FASTEST LAMINATOR! At this unique event GBC will unveil the 8500HS Cyclone, a single-sided commercial laminator designed for ultra high-speed professional finishing of book covers, dust jackets, packaging and more. An official representative of the Guiness Book of World Records will be present on the stand to establish the time it takes the GBC 8500HS Cyclone to laminate 100 square meters. A champagne reception will follow the record breaking activity.

Come and join us in the thrilling countdown as GBC unveils their 8500HS Cyclone to make an unprecedent attempt at establishing it officially as the WORLD'S FASTEST LAMINATOR! Register now!

Locally to me, apparently.

Actually not the red rings of death, but just as useless. After spending two weeks in San Francisco working from our US office, I was looking forward to some quality time with my console and some of the games that had come out recently but I hadn't had time to play.

Alas, last night at around 3am (jetlag is a ******) my console decided it wasn't to be, and started freezing everytime I turned it on. Sometimes it would even get as far as loading the game, and enticingly let me play for a couple of seconds before throwing a wobbly. Mainly it would just freeze on the opening logo.

Tried turning it off for a while, unplugging the hard drive, unplugging live, and all those useless things you do to try to prove that there's actually nothing wrong before giving up and calling their support line.

Me: My 360 broke. It keeps freezing.

Helpline guy: What's the serial number, your name, and your address?

I tell him.

Helpline guy: Ok, so you need to get a plain box and package up the 360, no cables or hard drive or anything.

Me: I still have the original box. Can I put it in that?

Helpline guy: No.

Me: Why not? I don't have a plain box.

Helpline guy: Then you'd better buy one. They won't take it in the original box.

Me: Why not?

Helpline guy: Because they won't.

Me: Hmmm.... Ok, so can they pick it up today?

Helpline guy: It'll be two or three working days.

Me: Oh, in that case, can you put down my work address if they come tomorrow or Friday and my home address if they come Saturday?

Helpline guy: No.

Me: Uh, why not? Most people are at work Monday to Friday and at home at weekends, are they not? I don't think that's a particularly strange request.

Helpline guy: There's only room on the system for one address. If they come earlier, just phone them and tell them to come on a Saturday.

Me: And presuming I ever manage to get hold of 'them', when can I expect my console back?

Helpline guy: Two to three weeks.

Me: (heavy sarcasm) That's great, thanks.

Helpline guy: (conspiratorially) Mine died last Friday too, so I'm in the same boat.

Absolutely brilliant.

[EDIT--I've had my 360 just over 2 months.]

Here's some pics from Toronto in Canada.

Here's a selection of animal pics. I don't think David Attenborough needs to worry, somehow.

These were mainly taken in Koenji, the area where my friend lives, one from Shinjuku, and a couple from around the Meiji Shrine in Harajuku.

This was originally published on October 3, 2007. If you're reading this much later than that, stuff might well have changed. Tokyo doesn't stand still for long.

I lived in Tokyo for about two years, and here are a few of my favourite shops for buying games--second hand, new, and English language. It's notoriously difficult to find anywhere in Tokyo, so I've included a crap map.

Not surprisingly, the biggest concentration of video game shops is in Den Den Electric Town, otherwise known as Akihabara.

Akihabara area (JR Akihabara station)

Super Potato
This is like a video game graveyard--where old game consoles and games go when they're not quite ready to die. Over three floors, and filled with retro games including the Virtual Boy, SNES, all the way to the still very much alive and kicking PlayStation 2. The top floor is a small retro arcade, where you can sit and play favourite old games. Prices are reasonable.

Address: 3F Kitanayashi Bldg, 1-11-2 Soto-Kanda, Chiyoda-ku
Tel: 03-5289-9933
Open: Mon-Fri 11am-8pm, Sat-Sun 10am-8pm
Web site: www.superpotato.com

Game and DVD Trader
Traders is a second hand DVD and video game chain, with several branches across Tokyo. There's also one on the Chuo-Dori. This is the biggest one I've ever been in, and has stacks of Nintendo DS and PlayStation games on the ground floor, along with some 'questionable' PC games.

Address : Sotokanda 1-4-9 Chiyoda-ku
Tel: 03-3255-0777
Open: Mon, Tues, Wed 11am-8pm, Fri and Sat 10am-8.30pm, Thu, Sun, Holidays 10am-8pm
Web site: http://www.e-trader.jp/

Yodobashi Camera Akiba
Touted as the biggest electronics store in the world when it opened, I'm not sure how we can substantiate that, but it's certainly big. Very big. Games are on the seventh floor, along with toys, and it has probably the biggest selection in one place in all of Akihabara. However, titles are also a little more expensive than in some of the smaller outlets. Games sometimes get taken off the shelves faster than they can be restacked, so it's worth asking at the till if you can't find something. Taking the showa-dori exit from JR Akihabara station will bring you out right beside one of the entrances.

Address: 1-1 Kanda Hanaokacho, Chiyoda-ku
Tel: 03-5209-1010
Open daily 9:30am-10pm
Web site: http://www.yodobashi.com/

Game Hollywood
Game Hollywood stocks import American games in all formats, which is handy if you live in Japan, love gaming, and don't speak Japanese. There's a wide selection of titles here, and new ones tend to show up fairly fast. You can also check on the handy Web site to see if what you want is in stock or not before you head out.

Address: 5th Floor, Uchida Building, Sotokanda 1-9-9 Chiyoda-ku
Tel: 03-5297-3281
Open: Daily 11am to 8pm
Web site: http://www.gmh.jp/

Messe Sanoh Chaos
Moved to handily right next to Game Hollywood from its previous location up a dodgy staircase on the Chuo-Dori, Messe Sanoh is cheaper than Game Hollywood, and has a bigger PC foreign game section. It's worth trying here first, and if they don't have what you want, popping next door to Game Hollywood.

Address: 1st Floor Kankou Building, Sotokanda 1-9-11 Chiyoda-ku
Open: Mon, Tues, Wed 10.30am-8pm Thur, Sat 10am-8pm Fri 10am-8.30 Sun, Holidays 10am-7.30pm
Web site: http://www.messe.gr.jp/

Harajuku area (JR Harajuku)

Book Off
This hilariously named chain of second hand book shops also stock a wide range of used video games and consoles in all the current formats. They also have sister stores called Hard Off that sell second hand hardware, if you hadn't finishedlaughing. This branch is the most centrally located, but it's worth venturing out into the suburbs for real bargains--for example the Ogikubo branch (just across the big crossing from the JR Ogikubo main exit) has a whole two bookshelves of games under 1,000 yen on all formats.

Address: 1-8-8 Jinguumae Shibuya-ku Tokyo (On the Meiji-Dori towards Shinjuku, just past the New Balance store.)
Open: daily 10am-9pm
Web site: http://bookoff.co.jp/index.html

Shibuya area (JR Shibuya)

Mandarake
This chain has apparently been around for a while, but I guess I never noticed it. Primarily a manga comic store, it's crammed full of manga comics, including rare and special editions, and also figures, posters, and cosplay costumes. They also have a game section, selling all the usual formats, plus a few retro bits and pieces.

Address: Shibuya Beam B2, 31-2 Udagawacho, Shibuya-Ku
Tel: 03-3477-0777
Open: Daily from 12noon-8pm
Web site: http://www.mandarake.co.jp/english/shop/sby.html (English map on the Web site)

TheCrap Map of Akihabara

KEY Where 1-Super Potato 2-Game Hollywood 3-Messe Sanoh 4-Game and DVDTrader 5-Yodobashi Camera Akiba. More or less.

What it says on the tin...

I've got a new obsession, and for once it isn't some wildly unsuitable and clearly uninterested bloke. My gaming PC is currently in the computer equivalent of the intensive care ward in a hospital, and as it also acts as the monitor for my games consoles, I'm stuck with my work laptop sans 3D card for the foreseeable future.

So, what's a gaming nut to do? Since I needed something low-spec, I figured I'd go and check out some casual games. Part of the reason I haven't before is the name--"casual" somehow applies it's not something you can get into too deeply, will have low production values, be short, and way too easy to boot. Not something that a proper, hardcore gamer like myself would play. In reality, they're just games that are designed to be easy to get into, and can be picked up and put down around the rest of your life--I find myself just as absorbed by some casual games as I have been with titles in other game genres.

Since I love mystery novels, one of the first games I tried out was Mystery Case Files: Huntsville. And so began my new addiction--the genre of 'hidden object games,' sometimes known as 'scavenger hunt,' or 'hide and seek games.' The basic premise is, you are shown a picture (or photograph) of somewhere piled high from corner to corner with clutter, and given a list of items to find in the picture within a certain time limit.

If any of you have read any of the Where's Wally? series of books, you'll understand that this is something that sounds deceptively easy. The fact is, the human brain only consciously processes a certain amount of information from what the eye can see, otherwise we would be 'overloaded' with data from the outside world. It can only register what it thinks is important, and disregards the rest. This means that searching out those objects within a 'busy' image can be very, very tricky indeed. Once you've found an object after staring bleary-eyed at the monitor for what seems like forever, it seems obvious, but nonetheless seemed impossible to be hidden in the image at all at first.

So, here's the first three of my personal reviews. I'll write more when I get some time. The games are usually available for an hour's free trial, and after that the full version usually costs $19.99 (approx £10). They can be bought from Web sites like Big Fish or Gamehouse Games, although some titles are exclusive to one or the other.

Big City Adventures San Francisco
Developer: Jolly Bear Games

This is, as the title suggests, set in various environments in San Francisco including Alcatraz, The Mission, and North Beach. The environments are bright and colourful, with neat little animated touches, for instance cockroaches climbing the walls inside a cell in Alcatraz, and gently swaying lanterns outside a restaurant in China Town.

You choose an avatar to play as--Mum, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Brother or Sister, although this is a purely cosmetic choice, and doesn't change the gameplay at all. At the beginning of each level, you will receive a postcard from your avatar with some trivia titbits about the location you are due to visit.

The game has 60 levels, although I was disappointed after the level 20 to find that instead of 60 unique locations across San Francisco, there were just 20, and gamers would visit each area three times. Knowing there was no chance of discovering somewhere new, I somewhat lost interest in the game after level 20 or so.

You're never stuck as hidden gold coins in each environment give you the options for hints, extra time, and bonus points. They replenish automatically, so if you use up all your hint coins on one level, you'll find more hidden in the next one. If you just hold on to them, you'll find extra points coins instead.

My biggest problem with this game is the mini-games between each level, which are often frustrating and tedious--there are four, jigsaws, snap, and two matching games. Replayability is also an issue, as the game doesn't generate a random list, but rather is deliberately sloped to become harder as you progress through the levels--meaning that in your first look at places up to level 20, all the objects on your list will be very easy to find, but by your third visit are likely to be only partially visible behind other objects.

The frustrating mini games are all that stop Big City Adventures San Francisco from being one of the best Hidden Objects games out there.

My score: 7/10

Hidden Expedition: Titanic
Developer: Big Fish Games

In this game, you play the role of a freelance treasure hunter sent to recover items from the underwater wreck of the ill-fated ship the Titanic.

The locations you explore include the deck, bedrooms, and staircases as you move through the ship gathering items for your sponsors. Mini games inbetween the levels include piecing together eerie, old photographs related to the passengers on the ocean liner, finding special item sets, and finding 10 times one item in a single image.

The underwater images of the doomed ship are atmospheric and spooky, and trivia about the boat between the levels is by turns horrifying and fascinating (telling you facts, like for instance, what the people left behind on the boat did to while away the time as they were waiting for the vessel to completely sink and for themselves to drown). However, a disclaimer at the start of the game states, "Any resemblance to authentic historical or scientific fact is unintentional." So is this real history or not? Hmmm...

I frequently found myself running out of time in this game and having to restart levels, as the allotted time for each series of rooms frequently seemed to not be enough. The amount of time left is shown as an oxygen gauge, and when you run out of oxygen, you must abandon the current diving mission and resurface. There are a limited amount of oxygen tanks hidden in the wreckage, which, when clicked on, slightly increase your oxygen levels and the amount of time you have. Hints are always available, but as they decrease your oxygen levels drastically, are frequently not an option.

Well presented, atmospheric, but definitely one for those who like a challenge.

My score: 8/10

Paparazzi
Developer: Goggii Games

A much more lighthearted game than the last one, Paparazzi puts you in the shoes of the man (or woman) everybody loves to hate--a paparazzi photographer. You are tasked by your editors to investigate a series of would-be scoops by gathering photographic evidence from a variety of locations to prove a story is legit. For example, when on a story about a star reputed to be pregnant, you have to photograph items visible through her gate, including baby cribs, dummies, and strollers.

In between the hidden objects levels are amusing mini-games which see you trying to grab pictures of the nutty celebrities you have been stalking. They will pop up in various places in the picture on screen--but only for a second or two--and you have to get your lens on them and snap a decent photo before they disappear again. You also get a bonus round for every story--a kind of a spot the difference, where you have to circle as many items that have been moved or changed in an attempt by the star to "cover up" whatever it is they're hiding.

Depending on how good your photos look, will determine on which page your story ends up, and your high score at the end of the level. I loved Paparazzi, my only complaint is that the game seemed to be over way too soon.

I really enjoyed the zany humour, and exposing the daft celebs that populated the games world. However, replayability is a bit of an issue, as there are few locations, and upon reloading the game, the items I needed to search for on the list appeared to be much the same as the first round--possibly because the items needed to be the same to make sense in the stories.

My score: 7/10

Leipzig is not a big airport. Apart from a little cafe selling delicious snacks and treats like Bum Bums (see previous post), there's not an awful lot to do there.

Just before you go through to get your bags screened, there's this yellow BMW car display with these three weird wooden mannequins fondling it. Perhaps it was a little early in the morning, but I thought they were creepy as all hell...

It tasted pretty much like the name suggested it would.

The Sony goat debacle continues to amuse me more than it really should. And I don't seem to be the only one... here's my top ten favourite headlines for the story...

10. Freddie Starr got my goat -- MCV
Really it's a shame that Rock Star games weren't involved somehow, then it could have been 'Rock Star Ate My Goat.'
9. If You Don't Buy This Console, We'll Kill This Goat -- Dealbreaker.com
8. Sick Sony Goat Stunt Backfires -- Smarthouse
Nice use of alliteration.
7. Sony's Silence of the Goats -- 3yen
6. Sony Slammed Over Goat Slaughter -- PC Advisor
Again, nice alliteration there.
5. Meat soup: Goatgate: Sony's side of the story -- Kotaku
Goatgate? Brilliant.
4. Goats Boycott Sony in Slaying Protest -- UnNews
It's good to see that the goats are united on this.
3. All Your Goats Are Belong To Us -- Gizmodo
2. The Mail lost its head, blasts Sony - MCV
Can you see what they've done there?
1. The Offal Truth Behind Sony's Goat Stunt -- The Sydney Morning Herald
Best. Headline. Ever. I'm so jealous I didn't think of this myself. 

Please feel free to add your own/any that I've missed. For, you know, posterity.

Today is the 4th May.

So, May the fourth be with you.

I know, I know. But I HAD to.

I interviewed Jonathan Smith, the production head at TT Games this week after he did a presentation to a full house of hopeful young game designers at London's Science Museum. During the interview we laughed about Lego games that wouldn't be "commercially viable." Has anyone got any suggestions for games combining the Lego and some other license that would just not be, um, appropriate (but very funny)?

Taking advantage of our GameSpot T-Shirt shop, the one and only Guy Cocker has made a thong with his face on it.

This morning we had a special delivery marked 'from Nintendo'. Could it be?? Yes, it was! We finally get our hands on a Wii!

Firstly, stop the presses. There were two men, Reading An Instruction Manual. Really. There is photographic evidence.

Almost as momentous as that, the arrival of the Wii itself quickly drew a huge crowd as people saw us all waving our arms about like "very bad dancers" and wondered what we were doing. This probably breaks the nanny-like instructions given by Nintendo at the beginning of the game to "make sure there are no people or objects nearby". No injuries have yet been reported, although it is only mid afternoon.

Here's Geoff, taking out his aggression in the boxing section of Wii Sports--the boxing game quickly proved a favourite in the office, with one person asking "can you scan in people's faces that you don't like?"

And here's the console, fresh out of the box, with a PS2 behind it for comparison. It really is quite tiny. I'd like to point out that the desk is NOT mine, it's Guy's.

So far my favourites are the boxing and tennis parts of Wii Sports, though I daren't open the copy of Zelda: Twilight Princess during working hours.

So, that's why there's no news today! Just kidding.

This Saturday I went to check out the Video Games Live concert at the Hammersmith Apollo--allegedly the first video game music concert in the UK. It was pretty awesome, they played music from games like Headhunter, Final Fantasy VII, Beyond Good and Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Sonic, and tons of other stuff. They also played videos of a montage of the cut scenes and gameplay of the games on a big screen, so it was kind of like watching a music video. They had a full orchestra and choir there, as well as a light show, and I think there were tons of competitions going on before I got there, as lots of people were playing with suspiciously shiny new white Nintendo DS Lites.

I think it's an interesting idea, but what I'd really like to see is a concert of songs like Faye Wong's 'Eyes on Me' from Final Fantasy VIII, 'A Love Suicide' from Rule of Rose (that song is so creepy!), Passion from Kingdom Hearts II, and maybe even some songs that weren't specifically made for the games, but are great to play videos of car chases and explosions and the like to all the same. I guess it would be a huge expense to fly all those different artists out on tour, though.

Video game soundtracks, like film soundtracks, used to be unbelievably crap so it's great to see how they've really improved. The Apollo was packed out--definitely a sell-out--so hopefully there'll be more similar events in the future.

They also had some guests come up on stage, including Michel Ancel, the creator/designer of Beyond Good and Evil, who wouldn't commit to a sequel to the game, but all the same made the possibility sound quite positive... "Me and Christophe (Christophe Heral, composer of BG&E) are working together to see if this could be possible...so maybe."

I tried to take pictures but none of them came out. They have way better pictures than I could have taken on their Web site, though.