It took god seven days to create the world. It takes me just one blog post to ruin it.

• 12Apr 08

  Moving to IGN. final blog. Or side usage for that matter.

  Well, i suppose the title says it all. Thinking about everything i dislike about GS (reviewers, general community (not you, my dear reader, ofcourse ) the reviewing system, etc, etc) I'm moving to IGN. Greener pastures and all that. There, i'll continue my struggle against bad taste, common sense and the warped values of our consumerist society, away from the oppression of the evil and malignant shenanigans of the moderators and admins here (not you, steel ) If anyone is still interested in reading my blog and reviews (regardless of how small that chance is) here is the link for my new page. A bit spartan at the moment, but i'll update it once i ..well. feel like it. http://blogs.ign.com/Foodthing00
  I'll be around long enough to process the expected hundreds of mails begging me to stay, and to respond to any comments (i like my illusions. Let me have them) to this blog. (you self-important **** for example)
  To my friends here: Hope everything will work out, and that the untimely destruction of humankind by my hand won't trouble you too much. All the happiness in the world to you. *big hug*
  
  To the GS staff, moderators and admins (excluding you, steel)
  
  
  Have a nice day, and be sure to atleast pay a courtesy visit to my new page. Or i'll have yer face.

  • Posted Apr 12, 2008 6:49 am GMT
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• 8Apr 08

  5 things you never knew you didn't want to know about me.

  Well, this time i did want to make a blog about the awesomeness of Civilization 4, my webcomic aspirations and some spongebob squarepants. Thanks to Valek, however, this won't be the case. Nooo. I have to reveal five things about myself, to both forfill my part in another internet fad, and my friendlist obligations. Nevertheless, may the pale ass of revenge crap you in the face for this, Valek
  
  Let's get down to it. (if i do it wrong, it's because i've never done this before. But i can't do things wrong, so that won't be an issue)
  
  1. I'm suprisingly sensitive. I mean, even little crap things like someone abusing me in CSS can make me lose sleep at night thinking about it. Wich, in turn, annoys me even more. Thinking, thinking and yet more thinking about it, and i still get pissed at myself for being like that. You'd think i could let it go after maybe an entire night, but nope. it can take up to a week sometimes for me to let things like that go. Rawr. It would be much easier if i had "hands on" access to these people. Much easier.
  
  2. I don't have any ''real'' friends. Yes, pathetic as it might sound (although, in my defense, i moved to england a while back. And i do harbror a intense dislike for every other human being in my surroundings) Sure. I know people, and have a few friends over the internet. But still, i've never bothered with trying to get a "real" friend. Sure, i can always rationalize and justify it by , saying that i don't "need" anyone, or that i've never tried to find one. Wheter or not this is just self-deciet i'm sure i'll find out sooner or later, but i like it better like this. If someone irritate me, i mute them. In real life i'd get thrown in jail for that sort of thing.
  
  3. I've always had a pretty cynic look on religion. Not that i would like to offend any readers, (ok, i really don't care. But still. I'd love to hear a different take on it) In my eyes, religion (let's say the christianity, for the sake of simplicity) is just used to A. Fool guillible people into giving money, power and a raised status to the people who take advantage of ignorance. Atleast out of my historical standpoint, christianity was first a small religion, viciously hunted by (what are now seen as) Pagan followers. Far as i know, the earliest examples of christianity followed a love/tolerance and charitable kind of book. Later, as christianity gained in power (after the fall of rome, and the stronger disbelief in the roman dieties) Jesus suddenly got called the sun of god by the hotshots in the church. (Even though historical records showed him as just a nice guy) and the now reversed position of the kind where love/tolerance and charity got switched with no other gods beside me, vicious hunting of "pagans" and a methaporical holy war up the ass of anyone that said differently. Just look at Gallileo (spelling?) ...Wait, i forgot my point) oh. My extended point would be that it's a religion that promotes violence against differently thinking groups, paying for forgivness and a general belive what we say, or we spit at you type of attitude.Hm. I suppose this doesn't really count, but i'm sure half-assed writing and badly thought trough ideas is more than familiar with my readers by now.
  
  4.I'm lucky. The big things in life always seem to work out for me, things like jobs, entertainment and well..overall life issues always work for me. As to oppose this, smaller things have a way to go to hell. It feels like i could run right out in front of a train and get away scotch free, but the chance of being crapped on the head by a bird is gigantical. Oh well. Atleast it isn't reversed.
  
  5. I've played Baldur's Gate now to the point of were i can literarily repeat almost all the dialouge in the series word for word. Just wanted to say that. I'm so proud
  
  So, that's it. 5 boring, disappointing and inane facts. Enjoy.

  • Posted Apr 8, 2008 3:22 pm GMT
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• 6Mar 08

  A new side of the pancake

  Ahh...The air somehow seems fresher (despite me not having aired the place out for quite some time) and ..everything just seem brighter and better. The reasonb for this would be my ''new'' computer. It IS new, but not new in the sense as it can handle crysis. A simple laptop with 1.5 intel pentinum dual core, and the other usual thingies. Although i would have liked the chance to get back in touch with newer games i'll just have to accept that i'm stuck with something less for a while. Still, there's no reason to fret. I can atleast play my insanely large colletion of older pc games, and that alone should keep me occupied for some while.
  It's nice to be back on the web, and the recurring nightmares and shakes has stopped now, save for a few that comes whenever i need to restart the router. Gaaah.
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  To celebrate my new computer, and the fact that i can now atleast LOOK at games with somewhat advanced graphics without the computer exploding-at home- i checked up on Battlefield Heroes. After looking at the Trailer, looking at the screenshots, and reading the dev blog i can happily say that i've gotten quite a good impression of the game. My original feelings of a miserly attempt at reaching out to the public has been dispelled, and the game itself looks insanely fun. Wich , coming from EA, is not only a good thing, but also a suprising thing. Maybe this is a sign of things to come? Might EA trying to establish themselves as the good guys for once? Well...i could be reading too much into this, but one can hope. At any rate i very much doubt it after looking at this screen.
  
  See the guy standing up? Look at his face. Don't tell me that's not the face of a great evil. Combine that with the pained looks of the people sitting down, and it's fairly obvious. EA has shifted their evilness from us (wich is a good thing) and added onto the already tired developers. (wich is a bad thing..i think)
  And before i get on another subject, here's the website http://www.battlefield-heroes.com/ just in case you didn't know.
  
  I suppose i haven't done much else worthy of noticing. Oh, got WoW recently and..well. It's been fun. Not nearly the ''crack'' as some people has described it as, but it's a decent way to pass the time. So far i've tried Tauren shaman, undead warlock, dwarf hunter and night elf warrior. I was a bit disappointed seeing the fairly small number of creation options, after the box boasted of hundreds of creations. Ofcourse, the game being constanly updated, i can always hope of new neat options.
  And a slightly more distubing thing. I suck horribly, wich is a pretty strange thing for me. I'm used to jump in to a game and play the crap out of it in atleast half the time any reviewer said it would take. Ah, maybe i'm getting old. Being seventeen and all.

  • Posted Mar 6, 2008 3:24 am GMT
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