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• 14May 07

  Today

  I woke up at 6:00 AM

  I pretended to clean my room.

  Today was so beautiful outside.

  Too bad I had to go to work.

  I saw a bunny scampering in my backyard.

  Hop hop hop.

  I wanted to catch it.

  And tie a bowtie around its neck.

  But it ran away.

  I wore jeans and a tank top to the mall.

  It made me feel so badass.

  And then I saw 2 asian chicks that were really tiny.

  Like miniature figurines.

  I wanted to sell them on QVC.

  I ate cookies and drank tea.

  And then I had to pee.

  Which lasted for 15 minutes.

  I peer over to my left and lo and behold, no TP.

  S**t, s**t, s**t, s**tity, mcs**t.

  My grandma fell asleep while I talked to her.

  I finally memorized the lyrics to that damn stupid Christmas song. 

  The end.

  (I put a smiley there to lighten the mood)

   

  • Posted May 14, 2007 8:22 pm GMT
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• 14May 07

  fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid oto

   

  Cna yuo raed tihs?  Olny 55 plepoe uot fo 100 nca.

  I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I saw rdanieg.  Teh phaenmneal pweor fo hte hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig ot a rscheearch ta Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, ti dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr teh ltteres ni a wrod rae, teh olny iproamtnt tihng si taht hte frsit nad lsat ltteer eb ni teh rghit pclae.  Teh rset nac eb a taotl mses nad ouy nac sitll raed it whotuit a pboerim.  Tihs si bcuseae teh huamn mnid deos tno raed ervey lteter by istlef, utb teh wrod as a wlohe.  Azanmig uhh?  Yaeh nad I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wsa ipmorantt!

  • Posted May 14, 2007 5:10 am GMT
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• 10May 07

  I'm so hot right now (pun not intended, or is it?)

  Geez, its so hot and here I am sitting in front of the computer wearing almost nothing but my underwear, which is funny because the temperature is supposed to be 72 degrees outside and since I'm in my room, it actually feels much hotter than that. Well at least the good thing is that nobody is at home right now so I can frolick around freely half-naked without embarassing myself..... YAAAAAY!

  Anywho, I just felt like saying that because I'm feeling really hyper at the moment.   

   

  • Posted May 10, 2007 8:31 pm GMT
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