UNDEAD VAMPIRE LESBIAN WOOO!OO!!!!!!sadlkfhaskjhtew



You see like Steel im dead either. Im undead. And a vampire. And I love girls. And jack daniels, crown royal and as many 24 packs of beer as I can cram into me. And my girlfriend (yes I actually found someone whos crazy enough to put up with me)

Anyways if you drink as much as I do- or more (Valek) you would see yourself as a vampire lesbian as well

So whats new?

Somewhere Back In Time World Tour 08



June 6th, this devl horn throwin mofo has floor seats! Be sure to stay tuned for my stories of drunken debauchery june 7th!

Well it seems that even the greatest of us (namely me) is not immune to this tagging, blog phenomenon thingy going on. So not to be a stick in the mud ill try and ramble off 5 things you woudnt know about me. My head hurts already, this all your fault Tony! *glares*

5.) I have two tatoos on my left, inside forearm. One is a chinese dragon which is supposed to symbolize power and the other is a chinese symbol for strength which kinda looks like an upside down, backward Pi symbol with a dot. I plan on getting some more in the near future.



4.) Ive been to college twice but lost intrest in what I was doing both times. I completed a course for my business planning diploma and learned all that wonderfull stuff about being an entreprenuer and starting your own business and the second time I went halfway through a computer technician course and lost intrest. I will probably be back a third time yet to find something that sticks.



3.) Back when the big Chernobyl event happened in Russia our family sponsored a refugee named Andre and he came to live with us for a summer. This was back when I was roughly 13 or so. Andre was a cool little guy and we had a fun summer overall. It was nice to help out like that and I hope that guys alright.



2.) I have been involved with a bit of everything growing up lets see. I was a boyscout, on the baseball team, on the football team, On the soccer team, I was in Karate, In a rock band and still I grew up to be a lazy ass!



1.) I am deadly allergic to cats. If you are a cat person and have a housecat 15 minutes inside your house is enough to drive me into a sneezing hacking fit. Its horrible. Cats are evil



And now the 5 people I choose, nay sir DEMAND make similiar lists in a blog like fashion!!

Upinflames
Valek
Steel Attack
Dvader654
Robio_Basic

After nearly a week of partying on vacation, godmode is starting to look a little worse for wear...

It seems some of my fans are getting anxious, rambunctious and downright agitated, angry and distastefull over my lack of blogging as of late. Ok, so thats how all you guys and gals are normally....but anyways I digress. Ive been more of a lurker making the occasional post this past month gone by- and probably in the future. I took on more shifts and longer hours at work for more money, its finally loking like there might be a girl in my life (though if she finds out about my prostitute hobby im totally screwed!) and ive made some more friends. All this boils down to me not being here as much. Days off yes, at least one of them anyways, but dont expect more than a fleeting post or pic of my ass during the week at best.

Man...if I started charging money to all the people ive shown my ass to in my lifetime .... id be a rich man! When you got it, flaunt it so they say. Oh also ive been having really strange dreams lately. Yeah yeah I know this is a videogame forum and its likley you dont want to hear about my dreams. But tough **** I feel like sharing! See its like im having these real out of body dreams where you are in this alternate reality... I can smell... and touch and taste and feel its so ****ed up its almost indescribable. I have this other girl friend, and friends and .... im in a different place. Ive never seen this girl before in my life but I can describe her to a detail.... long brown hair, green eyes, tan skin... shes so real its crazy. Uh... maybe I gotta lay off some of the booze or something.

Anyways I turned the big 26 this week and I feel no different f course, maybe slightly more insane because of the reoccuring girl in my dreams. But also my favorite person to pick on Ragnar had a birthday this week too. Heres what Condoleeza Rice (a love intrest of his) had to say on the matter:



It was only THIS big!! No ****...... like half this size! smallest.penis.ever.



**** you Rag, happy birthday!



I also timetraveled to the future to snap a pic of SteelAttack as an old man



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Well recently for the christmas season a family member got a new laptop for a gift and its got some half decent specs on it. So being the pioneeing fellow that I am, I figure I can appropriate use of this laptop in less than peak hours for some glorious PC gaming, which I so heartily crave. Let me remind you guys I am no n00b to the PC gaming scene, I was big into it since the time of Kings Quest ending at about Neverwinter Nights to give you an idea of my PC gaming years. Well im back! The great canadian console gamer NO MORE. Without further adieu, here are the PC games I just bought to kick off the new year, and my rebirth!



Game: Unreal Tournament III
Designer: Epic Games
Publisher: Midway



Game: Stalker
Designer: ASUS
Publisher: THQ



Game: Company Of Heros
Designer: Relic
Publisher: THQ



Game: Civilization IV
Designer: Firaxis
Publisher:2K



Game: Titan Quest: Gold edition (includes expansion)
Designer: Ironlore
Publisher: THQ



Game: Age Of Mythology: Gold Edition (includes expansion)
Designer: Ensemble Studios
Publisher: Ubisoft



Game: Same And Max: Season One
Designer: The Adventure Company
Publisher: Telltale Games



Game: Dragons Lair III
Designer: Digital Leisure
Publisher: Digitial Leisure



Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Designer: Rockstar
Publisher: Rockstar



Game: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Designer: Rockstar
Publisher: Rockstar

What the snarf?! GME is writing a review for the first time since Lost Planet!!! Yeah I figured it was time to throw my hat back into the ring. And taking notes form Ragnars excellent blogs ive even thrown in some pictures for the ADD elite. *glares at Valek*

Keep in mind im no professional, and its been almost a year since I did this. but here are my two cents on Mass Effect.



"Let us start from the beginning... ... human..

Mass Effect is a sci/fi rpg set in the distant future where humanity has recently discovered faster than light speed travel. What they find is a galaxy governed by a council of alien races, and that they are short in the pecking order of things.

The graphics are excellent, as is the overall presentation. The character models are exceptionally well done, and the voice acting is top notch. It topples Half Life 2 for realistic character models, talking and voice acting. It is the best I have ever seen.

While not spoiling too much of the plot (definetly the games strongpoint) you must track a rouge council agent after he wipes out a human colony you were sent to investigate. What proceeds is 20-40 hrs of high political drama and nail biting decisions on your half.

You can choose in most cases to either help, hinder or ignore people. The emphasis is definetly on picking either the "Paragon" (good) or Renegade (not so good) path. Its not hard to distinguish which choice in the dialog tree is which as the top choice is always Paragon, while the middle is just that... the middle and the bottom choice is Renegade. This allows for at least two different experiences/playthroughs of the game... as your different choices, in different scenarios change the way the game unfolds.

You start off in a fantastic character editor where you can sculpt your characters face to your liking. It is really a detailed editor and allows you to create a very realistic looking character. Whats even more neat is the background traits you choose here. Some examples are "Ruthless" and "War Hero" different parts of your character history you can mould to your liking. Whats impressive about this is that these background traits are integrated into a large quantity of the game, dialog and sidequests. Some backgrounds even open up unique sidequest on their own, really again giving emphasis on some replayability.



Now is your chance to finally nail a smurf!!!

The gameplay is tight but suffers in a few areas. Combat is in a third person shooter perspective and mostly resembles Gears Of War in its stop and pop style of shooting. The battles on the normal difficulty fall a bit on the easy side for any verteran gamer but ramp up nicely on the hardcore or insanity settings. Combat on any difficulty is well done, and a strongpoint for the game.

On foot combat that is. Another part of the game has you for a good chunk of your time, and many battles in the mako some kind of futuristic tank. The tank controls ok while you are just driving around but in combat it becomes annoying and frustrating as your canno can move side to side and not up and down. So, a lot of times you are firing into a hill/mountain/enemy base while ground troops pelt you with rockets. Expect some annoying deaths until you learn to stay on level ground the hard way.



I had a smurf once. She turned my genitals blue and that is why I want to destroy all life!! raaarrr!!!

Another emphasis of the game is its exploration. While it seems daunting at first it quickly becomes repetitious and boring. You can choose from many different clusters of planets to explore. But in each cluster there is only one planet to explore, the rest are useless facts about how much hydrogen it contains, and what the temperature is there. Ok.... it makes the game feel empty and unfinished.

On the one planet per cluster you can explore it usually contains 2-3 fetch quest items to pick up and a base of some kind to explore (mercenaries, scientific etc) the problem here is that there are three different templates for these sideworld findings and they all repeat....over... and over. Not only is this annoying, it makes most of the sidequest monotonous and boring. In fact I honestly recomend skipping them altogether and sticking to the fantastic main game, which is well varied, paced well and has an awesome story.

Overall the game is a strong reccomend for any rpg fan. But exploring the galaxy needs to be a lot more exciting if the sequel is to elevate the franchise to the upper echelons of gaming nirvana.