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• 22Mar 08

  Hoe-Spot

  Yeah, yeah shake that moneymaker ad-spot. Damn you guys have no idea of how many **** I have done to get me some badges and **** Look at that bull 3 motherbuzzers after all the **** Ive done in here, I mean, what do I have to do to get a cool looking profile as we hardworkin' gamers deserve? uh? - Oh yeah, whorespot want you to "upgrade" [that means, "give us money"] so we can we can get the cool **** The site is full of ads. We're lucky theres not an ad below your nickname. We gamers work for whorespot. Every time we add a review we help these bastard get richer. You dnt have a nice feature or anything but add blogs and **** we can do in a blogger. Look what they did to Jeff for being an EXPERT at videogames and telling people the truth. Dont trust whorespot people, these bastards sell reviews for money. Go to IGN.COM and get a good review for the games you want. F-CK WHORESPOT. GO ON BAN ME, I still got the internet, I can look **** up by myself.

  Your soon-to-be-bannedg gamer: Hoodalicious.

  From Rusia with Love.

  • Posted Mar 22, 2008 4:28 pm GMT
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• 16Feb 08

  Slam Dunk Contest 2008: Circus Edition

  

  "Today is my birthday friends. Ima be the clown too"
  

  Since the NBA ran outta dunks this year, the players prepared some new stuff for the viewers: SDC 08: Circus Edition. With sad dunks like "Blow Out The Candle And Look Lame", "Cop That Dunk" and "Superman" no less can be said. Ask Gerald Green a.k.a Clown In Chief of this year along with former black Super Man Dwight Howard. Rudy Gay was flat out lame, no more to be said. Jamario Moon made was the only one with a real, new dunk and a fresh presentation, he' did not make it to the second round tho' - *hit was ridicolous. Charles Barkley and his cre sayin' it was the best SDC ever, he's getting paid really well for saying that I guess. Even J. Erving didnt know what to say hen was asked what he thought of this madness. Worse thing is, D. Howard won. Dont get surprised if he brings Spider Man to the scene next year.

  Please comment, how did you like this circus?

  • Posted Feb 16, 2008 8:16 pm GMT
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• 11Feb 08

  Internet Stereotypes

  1. When the CAPS LOCK key is activated this means you're talking aloud.

  >Uh-uh - My grandma averages 10 letters for minute when she's typing and she types like this [while chatting]: "SONNI IM A VERY CALM PERSON WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IM MAD AT YOU NOW?, IM NOT EVEN TALKING, SONNIE, YOU MAD AT ME? WHERE YOU'D GO, HEEYYYYY... WTF HAPPENED TO HIM?!"

  2. You're online chatting all day long so friends think you have no life.

  > False - I have a life right here, you just dont know it yet.

  3. You go to sleep at 3:AM every night, you're prolly watching porn you sick perv!

  > Lies - Im a good student, so Im studing anatomy to get good grades... anatomy... a female's anatomy.

  4. MSN is better than Yahoo MSN.

  >False - They do the same job, but MSN is very skillful at making you waste money.

  5. I got a Myspace profile so Im a cool guy. [YES people tend to think that]
  

  > No you're not. Your "About me" is empty. You dont even have anything to say about yourself. You suck.
  

  6. I found out people is stealing my photos, I look good after all! and I thought I was ugly.

  >No - People dont steal pics cause you look good, [that] person stole it because that person wanted to make a good representation of his/her nickname: Monkey51.

  7. That person types lIkE tHaT so he's/she's probably black.

  > No, not for sure. But theres one thing for sure: she's/he's just retarded, wherever the heck he's/she's/it's from.

  8. She sending me a lot of "lols" and "lmao's" - damn Im funny!

  > Nop. You're boring as hell. Matta fact she's about to block you.

  9. An ignorant person send a resume and its incredibly well written!

  > Bullsh*t - MS Word did the whole f*cking job. When his ass shows shows up to the interview he'll realize that.

  10. Internet is the greatest invention ever!

  > Really? what about viagra?

  
  

  • Posted Feb 11, 2008 2:36 am GMT
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