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• 27Dec 09

  A Blog

  Since there is absolutely no point in making a blog, I have decided to make a blog.

  How many interns does it take to change a lightbulb? 7 ... the end still needs work.

  I hate escalators... One time, I tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

  I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

  All you need is love.

  Love is all you need.

  I have four people who I constantly talk to - but you're not one of them.

  I had a quarter once. I still do, but I used to too.

  And that's a wrap.

  • Posted Dec 27, 2009 6:23 pm GMT
  • Category: General
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• 21Dec 09

  A Poem For This Festive Holiday

  Dear readers,

  This is a poem that I sent to some friends and family regarding the first day of Winter. It garnered enough of a postive response that I decided to share it with you. I hope you enjoy it.

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  I sent this letter on a stormy day,

  Filled with words I wished to say.

  To friends and family, both, the same,

  'Cause I thought we'd play just a little game.

  Think of a word, one simple word,

  It's easy to do, I've been assured.

  Now think of a rhyme, one simple rhyme,

  A rhyme to last till the end of time!

  It's not so hard, please give it a try.

  You've done it? Okay, now so will I!

  Now, what was your word? Was it a joke?

  What was the word -- the word that you spoke?

  Oh well, no matter, this has been a test.

  To see if you'd read to the end of this mess.

  You've been tricked! Ha ha! You don't need to rhyme!

  I've been quietly writing, and wasting your time!

  A minute or two, washed down the drain!

  In which you could have been using your brain!

  I'm sorry, I guess, I'm a terrible guy...

  No wait, no I'm not, that's another big lie!

  So, cheers to you all. This has been fun,

  My tale of woe, has already been spun.

  And now we can breathe, since this poem is done.

  I'll add, Happy Winter, Everyone!

  Muhuhahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!

  • Posted Dec 21, 2009 8:00 pm GMT
  • Category: Humor
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• 18Dec 09

  I like to make myself believe... that planet earth turns slowly...

  Believe it or not, the title of this blog is not pointless or irrelevant. Its the lyrics to the song that I am currently listening to. It's "Fireflies" by Owl City in case anyone's wondering. Anyhoo, my day's been actually pretty interesting. I played a good hour of Team Fortress 2 earlier in the day, kicking major butt as a sniper, and then came home to find that the girl that I am crushing on (she has a boyfriend so it makes the whole "together" thing a little hard ) had sent me a funny email which immediately brightened my day.

  Then, I spent a good long time on Twitter talking to some of my favorite people, and all around having a good time. I watched an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Very funny.

  Oh yeah, I also rented an Owl City album from the local library and thats what I'm listening to right now. Another reason for the title.

  You know what I love about Christmas? In the words of the immortal Bart Simpson, "Christmas is the time of year when all the religions of the world gather together to worship Jesus Christ." This made me laugh.

  Okay, for those of you who actually celebrate Christmas, what are you guys doing? I'd just like to know.

  • Posted Dec 18, 2009 8:19 pm GMT
  • Category: Music
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