Lord Kingboat's Rambling's and Musings
...a touch of life, up here,
cloud covered, touching the heavens...
this is where my castle sits,
warm, inviting and waiting for friends...
so, pull up a rock,
guest with me, on this grande adventure...
14Jun 10The highlights, Assassins Creed III!
That was pretty much it!
I left before the con was done, it was that fracking bad! I hope I don't get an achievement for it either!
EA's was awesome!
see you all at the Sony con!
12Jun 1010, Never trust a fart after a night of drinking... 9, ...ever hear of the "reverse fart coffin", let your significant other fart in bed...
pull the blankets over her head... 8, I "farted" right into my shoe...refer to 10! 7, I had to shoot my dog...you see he farted a fart that was reminiscent of road kill...
it was dinner and we were (past tense) having steak...
6, If I eat BBQ chicken, fart the next morning...my fart smells better then the BBQ...
5, My royal pup...once farted out a piece of corn...just one very clean kernel...still baffled...
had not had corn in two weeks!
4, Guinness and steak hate each other...now...my friends hate me...
tastes good together tho...
3, ...do cats fart?...I mean, my dog will let her rip...but what about the cat?...and what
would they be called...
2, ...if a fish farts, can they stop swimming and still move?...
1, I want to know, can you store a fart in a ziploc baggie and bring it out at a party?...
9Jun 10...my castle...is a fluster and my Queen...abound with joy! Thine royal Prince will express his vows,(soonest) to his betrothed.
My Knightly duties, as befitting a Lord, will be to decry thee vows, spoken.
...one has to remember, I am not royalty, but one...married to privilege, tis my duty to ensure that the marriage to my Prince's betrothed, thee Lady Ashley..,be heralded and shouted and written!
I am so sorry that I have...ignored all of you!
I have a granddaughter on the way and an impending marriage!
She is due, labour day weekend...not kidding!...(her name...Gracie)...my grandprincess!
The Prince, (his wedding) July 10! I miss all of you, there are nights when I feel empty and adrift. ...you, all of you...KEEP ME SANE!
3Jun 10Famous last words!
So there I am, clearing out a town of bandito's, I cleared the town and started getting shot in the back! Turns out, it's the turkey for the "red dead rockstar achievement"! That gutless chicken!!! I immediately respawn and wack the guy with my 45!
As I am shooting him, (I was level 5) he's whining, "your not supposed to have that gun"! Hahahahahahahah, lmfao, they say that in MW2 as well!
has the achievement....one, very, dead rockstar!
moral of the story, the lower the level...you'd better pick up a weapon!!!
1Jun 10There is a free downloadable theme for xbox360 owners! It's 6 megs and is featured for a very short time through xbox.com!
June 3, 2010.
p.s. not the premium theme, just a crappy overlay to remind us "dimwits" when the game comes out! I have already removed it!
28May 10Well holycrap my life is busy!
Between work, play, great friends and fantastic weather...all the on-line stuff has taken a back seat!
Newest game, Red Dead Redemption! FTW! Love it, can't say enough about it! Get it!!! BBQ season is upon us, thats whats up tonight! (having bandwidth problems...the youngest princess bricks my 360 and my mac?)
My newest steed, the "K2" is being torn down and rebuilt! So far, new saddle, pedals and rockshox! Next, bars, stem and seat post. Hoping to get all those in a tangerine orange!
Well, I miss most of you and the rest, well I miss you all, too!
...go outside and "play"! It's fabulous out there.
20May 10Being a Lord does have it's advantages, especially during the warm season!
Take for instance, this long weekend, I have decreed that it be extended by one day and that day shall be tomorrow, friday!
So stay up late and drink and game, for tomorrow we shalt do it...again!
These are, Lord Kingboats words, heed them!
is sooo partying!
p.s. mountain bike.....AWESOOOOOOME!
17May 10So check this out! I apply for the access key from heavy.com, (wich in my opinion...blows chunks) and I am denied due to my "region"! Yeah, okay ********, I live in the country it was developed in!
I don't know man, I just don't know...but at the last minute, for whatever reason...gamespot, solid as ever, comes through for this very happy canuck! I GOT THE MAP! FROM GAMESPOT...GAMESPOT FTW! Oh am I happy! Happy, happy, happy! Did I mention that I am on top of the world with happiness! HAPPY!!
Oh yeah, side note...Heavy.com just sent me a "key"? After denying me?...
is very pleased with gamespot...again!
Where does this Lord heep his armies,
up his sleevies...
"groan"! Yeah I hear you all...lol
16May 10So they have released the newest map for the D-ops for Splinter Cell Conviction!
I would love to get the new map...however it is unavailable in my region! The fracking game was made in Montreal, Canada!
Oh, I get it...it's just not available for all of us "anglo's" in the rest of Canada...thanks!
Hey, UBIsoft, it's not my fault the the Quebec government wont let the fine folks of your province partake in giveaways and contests!
I WANT THE NEW MAP PACK!!
is really ticked of at you guys!(UBI)
14May 10So, I just found out that I am babysitting tonight while the ladies go do...whatever it is they do! Will I be on...probably...playing lego something or other! All Nic does is fight my lego idiot in the cantina...no game play...just a butt whoopin!
Thats three times my game night has been taken away!
My Lady said she'd make it up to this Lord...um...better be "good"!
Tomorrow night I told her that I am playing! I want those achievements...BIG TIME!
is babysitting...boo me!
13May 10This Lord is proud to announce the timely arrival of thine newest steed!
K2 ZED, is thy name! Yes, it's a mountain bike! I am currently swapping out all the garbage parts on this bike and replacing it with...awesomeness!
I am currently 300+ bucks in and I expect to toss a few hundred more!
is riding aggressively.
11May 10This coming friday evening has been set aside for a "Casual Evening of Game"!
The CEoG, will consist of two parts, the first being dinner. All are invited!
The menu will consist of slow roasted pulled pork sandwiches with a side of spiced curly fries, (pork gravy in a side boat). Cold beer will be available! As well, a dry italian red table wine and a semi-sweet californian white! The game, will be splinter cell conviction co-op! With "full party chat"! RSVP me soonest!
okay...thats what I am having for dinner...but do you get my drift...it's gotta be funny and you have to drink...a little...or alot!
Not to take away from the above, a valued member of my court has passed. I know you are happier my Lady Marie. Safe passage and fare thee well, I will see you again.
7May 10Can't play tonight!
My fracking job!!! FRACK...
Like my week did not suck enough!...it had to be added too!
....will "Reach"...and own!
30Apr 10So, I can not make game night tonight! I will be at work! Due to the nature of my job and the fact there will be an electrical shut down tomorrow, I have to ensure that all hazardous materials on campus are stored in a safe matter!
It's a safety protocol that I do have to follow!
29Apr 10April 30th, 2010!
Start time 7 pm eastern standard time(NA) In England that's 1am in the morning!
However, I will be on for 1 hour from 3pm to 4pm EST! Thats a start time of 8pm in england!
I will post on the SCC union board as well!
I have spoken,
24Apr 10odd, is it not?
...and interesting...weird at times, but...not impossible!
You get what I am saying...
...it's like pizza without the sauce!...
meh,...mayhaps you don't?
...say, you ever had french fries with gravy...good gravy,...
10, Quit smoking!
9, Quit smoking left handed cigarettes!
8, Grew up!
7, Realized that I did not have to "grow up", just be decent and responsable!
6, Saved a dog!
5, Saved a "garbage bag" of kittens! (as a teen, I worked at McDonalds...found them in the garbage bin)
4, Saved my Queen!
3, Was humbled and my Queen actually saved me!
2, Discovered ireland! (the commercials crack me up)
1, My friends, here ,there and everywhere!
is sooo lucky!