• 3Feb 10

  Nice Try....

  I have to show you something. Me and my brother laughed so hard reading this. It's of signs written in poor english around the world....it's just...so full of win....

  READ:

  NICE TRY

  Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

  In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

  In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

  In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

  In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

  In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

  In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

  In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

  In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

  On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

  On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

  Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

  In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

  In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

  From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

  A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

  In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

  In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

  In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

  Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

  In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

  In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

  In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

  In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

  On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

  In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

  In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

  In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.

  In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

  In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

  From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

  From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

  Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well speaking / Here speeching American.

  My favouritesare "tootle the horn with vigor", "ladies take off your clothes and have a good time"

  Ok, moving on, I'm now level 21, have a new emblem, and have been prommoted at All- Out Nintendo. Join it. It's great fun when it's active

  Also, I was looking at Uncyclopediaand I found this page about the Ultimate Videogame Franchises Union. It was strange, and funny. I'm not sure if one of the members made that page as a joke. It mentions Hyper

  LINK

  • Posted Feb 3, 2010 9:06 am GMT
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• 20Jan 10

  New Anime + First Manga + Cosplay Party!

  I got my first manga! x100

  I went to Waterstones and bought The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya volumes 1 + 2. (Thanks for telling me where to buy them, Hyper )

  I've also been watching a new anime called Ouran High School Host Club. I love it It's really funny, and when the twins do the whole homosexual thing together is awesome

  ......Not that I fantasize about them or anything....

  Moving on, I think it's a great anime, I suggest you watch it if you haven't.

  ***SPOILER***

  I never realised Haruhi was a girl

  I'm sure no one wants to hear about my dream, but I'll tell you anyway

  So my cat met this girl cat, and he started to hump her (because he humps everything in real life) and then he stops and says (I know cats aren't supposed to talk ): "Oh wait, I need protection" So he finds a hidden skill (LoZ: Twilight Princess style) called "Protection", he learns it, then acquires the item...well, I'm sure you can guess what it's called.

  I know, it was a bizarre dream...

  Oh! Guess what?? Fine I'll tell you! My last blog was my 50th blog! And I didn't even realise it! So we will be celebrating it in todays blog! Thats right, we're going to have....

  A COSPLAY PARTY! (cosplay is when you dress up like an anime/manga ect. character)

  I'm coming as Konata Izumi from Lucky Star! So all I have to do is play video games, watch anime, read manga, say inappropriate things...

  Oh wait, I already do that. I guess all I need then is a blue wig and a sailor outfit

  Who are you coming as, my darlings?

  • Posted Jan 20, 2010 4:54 am GMT
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• 14Jan 10

  MarioGirls Eccentricities Return.

  As some of you may have realised, I was banned (due to people not understanding my sense of humour ). So I emailed Customer Services and they gave me a 7-day suspension instead. Hooray.

  No need to welcome me back, I wasn't gone for long Anyway, I thought I'd put a little more structure to todays blogs, so I'll have small sub-headings. Because I can. So there. But they probably won't be there next time, so enjoy it while you can.

  Long blog, ahoy! You've been warned.

  BOOKS

  I've been reading the Twilight Saga consisting of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The books are very different from the movies. They have more sexual tension, gore, and generally alot funnier. The movies are about Robert Pattison taking his shirt off. Theres a difference. Anyway they were brilliant books but I finished them in a week (I read too fast! ) so I decided to re-read my favourite trilogy, Uglies, Pretties and Specials (there's also a fourth book which is connected to the trilogy but not apart of it called Extras). They're written by Scott Westerfeld who's a very intelligent and funny person. The books are about a girl called Tally Youngblood living in North America 300 years in the future, where there is no war, everyone leaves nature alone, and when you reach 16 you get turned "Pretty". Basically you have an advanced operation to look extremely beautiful. I could explain more about the book, but i can't be bothered. Look it up if you want. I also found out that the book will be made into a movie and released in 2010 (?) so thats confused me since i haven't heard anything yet...i didn't even know they were making one. But I was sad when i found out because 1) I think a movie will take away some of the magic from the books (like Twilight) and 2) because I've always wanted to be Tally in the movie...thats just a silly dream of mine *sigh*

  ANIME

  I haven't watched many animes (digimon, lucky star, death note) but I want to watch more so I've finished watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She's hot, she wears a bunny suit and she's crazy like me.*drools*

  

  Hell yeah. (but she's not as beautiful as my darling n-re)

  I've never read a manga (I know, it's terrible) but I do want to! I just have no idea where to find them...

  GAMES

  I've been playing Twilight Princess and I have to say, riding Epona is very satisfactory ...

  I think everyones established by now that theres something deeply wrong with me.

  I've also bought Phantom Hourglass, and its quite good. So i'll have to get Spirit Tracks next...and Wind Waker (I can't find that game anywhere, and I really want to play it )

  And I've now gotten all the star coins in NSMBWii! Suck on it, bladex8!

  LIFE

  Well, me and my brother are just as carzy as ever, even though he'll be going to Cyprus in a couple if weeks..and leave me here...

  I also had a snowfight with some random boys. I was bored, my brother wouldn't have a snowfight with me, so i leaned over my garden fence when some boys were walking by and started chucking snowballs at them. So we had a snowball fight Three boys against me, and i managed to hit them more beacuse I had the fence protecting me. We talked afterwards and they were quite nice, and they live near. Yay I made new friends My parents and brother were laughing their heads off when I went back inside, because they were watching me from the window having a random snowball fight with strangers

  I went to a lovely forest to see it covered in snow. It was beautiful but I forgot my camera! Why??!!

  RANDOM THING MY BROTHER SAID: I gave him his wierd and crazy sense of humour, even though I'm the younger one. And it's true.

  The blogs finished. Get back to your lives now.

  

  ~The girl everyone knows they've missed, MG~

  Message to Hyper:

  ***SPOILER***

  I came back for you, now where's my kiss?

  • Posted Jan 14, 2010 10:19 am GMT
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