• 4Oct 08

  Game Plots For Dummies [Possible Spoilers]

  Stories in Videogames can be somewhat confussing sometimes. so today i took my time to simplify some of the most confussing stories in Videogames. i Warn you some of my pics may contain Massive Spoilers

  * Silent Hill

  As told depressingly and confusingly by: SILENT HILL 2

  As retold by Me: In the way of a ten year old.

  

  * GOD of WAR

  As told - mainly through QTEs - by: GOD OF WAR II

  As retold by me: Using plasticine monsters

  

  *GTA

  As half-heartedly told by: GTA IV

  As retold by me: Even more half-heartedly.

  

  * Gears of War

  As told - too seriously for a game with beefy spacemen - by: GEARS OF WAR

  As retold by me: In a cold scientific, mathematical fashion.

  

  * KOTOR

  As told - in a prequel-shaming way - by: STAR WARS: KOTOR

  As retold by me: By inexplicably editing the plot of a 2000 Guy Pearce thriller directed by Christopher Nolan.

  

  * Metal Gear Solid

  As told - via a series of massive, rambling rants - by: METAL GEAR SOLID 2

  As retold by me: With my amazing Photoshop skills.

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  • Posted Oct 4, 2008 11:00 am GMT
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• 3Oct 08

  Worst RockBand Performances.

  if you think that you and your band are horrible playing rockband. well obviously u havent watched these videos. im warning you some of these videos could be NSFW. so if u still wanna watch em just click the pics... if u Dare.

  * Dad Singing Roxanne

  

  * Another Singing Dad

  

  * The Best RockBand Band Ever

  

  *Worst RockBand Singer Ever

  

  * Jailbait

  

  *Highway Star with Funny Vocals

  

  • Posted Oct 3, 2008 11:01 am GMT
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• 2Oct 08

  Dead Space: Hands On!

  Hey there peps. i have excelent news to all the survival horror fans checking out some sites this afternoon i found this articleand i thou to it would be a good idea to share it with you. ive been waiting for Dead Space for a long time. at first i had my doubts about it cuz every Survival horror game has flopped big time in the last few months. but according to this preview seems like a solid game. resident Evil 4 meets Alien.

  

  The first verdict for EA's impressive survival horror game is in - and the score should keep fans excited.
  
  The latest Xbox World 360 mag, on shelves today, awards the survival horror game 91%, claiming that Resident Evil developer Capcom should take note, "Because EA can teach them a thing or three about survival horror."
  
  Exploring the decks of the Ishimura is a "nail-biting experience," says the mag, driven forward by the "film-worthy" script and "inspired" setting. "It's Rapture in space: every bit as disturbing, just as meticulously designed and easily as believable.
  
  

  The strategic dismemberment system, it says, enforces a much more tactical approach and makes other horror game foes look "decidedly average".

  "Keeping a clear head sits just below keeping a head at all in the importance stakes," it says. "Because unless you carefully pick the limbs off the approaching enemies you'll find yourself surrounded with an empty cartridge in your weapon.
  
  "The Ishimura has a fully designed vent system which allows monsters to make their own way through the ship. Fail to stop them before they jump into an air duct and they'll pop out behind you minutes later and take two bites out of your arse."
  
  But Dead Space's real showpiece, continues the review, is its Zero G environments. "When the gravity is removed the fun really starts," it says. "Usually the space hopping is combined with a lack of oxygen. If you've not been bolstering your O2 supplied via the BENCH upgrade system, the time limit can make for a tense scramble for the next airlock."

  According to the mag the Zero G environments, which it calls Dead Space's "party piece", make up less than the 33% promised by the game's exec producer. It also complains that one boss encounter, described as "scariest beast we've ever faced" could've last longer.
  
  "Dead Space doesn't quite give its strengths as much screen time as they fully deserved," it says, "and often falls back onto the standard staple action of Resident Evil 4.
  
  "But what action to fall back on. The very fact that we wish Dead Space included more of its original features and less content pulled from the last generation's greatest game speaks volumes for the quality on show."

  source: computerandvideogames.com

  • Posted Oct 2, 2008 4:50 pm GMT
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