• 12Mar 08

  Remember

  "There was a blind girl [or so the story goes] who
  hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did
  she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except
  her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She
  said that if she could only see the world, she would
  marry her boyfriend.
  
  "One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her and
  then she could see everything--including her
  boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, 'Now that you can
  see the world, will you marry me?' The girl was
  shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too,
  and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in
  tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply
  said, 'Just take care of my eyes dear.'
  
  "Too often we change when our status changes. Only a
  few remember what life was like before and even fewer
  remember who to thank for always being there when
  times were painfully unbearable.
  • Posted Mar 12, 2008 12:10 pm GMT
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• 18Dec 07

  Funny Comfortable joke

  Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable."' The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable?'" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."..........Com-for-ta-ble....Come-For-The-Bull

  • Posted Dec 18, 2007 2:48 pm GMT
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• 15Aug 07

  Can you read this Part II

  * Say the Color not tht the word

  

  • Posted Aug 15, 2007 9:24 am GMT
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