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1Sep 09
As your probably well aware by now the All Time Greatest Game Hero event is starting at Gamespot soon and like many people I'm site I'm going to big up my personal favourite character. So without further ado:

Guybrush Threepwood the almighty!



What's that? Guybrush Thriftweed?

No...Threepwood Anyways, Guybrush is one the scrawniest and most cowardly game characters there is but he more than makes up for that with his astounding wit and cunning. Which is a very good thing considering sword battles in the game are won and lost on the quality of your wit and insults. In fact the tagline of 'The Curse of Monkey Island' was "What is sharper? Your sword or your wit?"

But yeah, that's enough about wit. While Guybrush is not the most heroic of heroes he indeed he has accomplished some great things. He always saves his love Elaine (even though sometimes she needs saving BECUASE of him) and has thwarted the ghost pirate LeChuck on many different occasions. With very ingenious methods I might add, including throwing voodoo grog at him and making him sneeze fire into explosives!

The guy also has some of the...scratch that...THE greatest dialog I've ever heard in a game. just check out some of these fine examples below.

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[singing] "Oh... there's... a... monkey in my pocket / And he's stealing all my change / His stare is blank and glassy / I suspect that he's deranged!"

"You can count on me, Wally. Just as soon as I defeat LeChuck, rescue Elaine, set all the monkeys free, and ride the Madly Rotating Buccaneer, I'll come back to release you."

[when you try to pick up one of the skeletons in the coffins] "I don't need a rotting corpse!"

[after you try and combine the nail with the magnet] "Neat, a magnetic nail, completely worthless, but neat."

Pirate Leader: "Do you have any special skills? "
Guybrush Threepwood: "I can hold my breath for ten minutes!"

"Pick up the moon? Are you nuts?"

"Wow, a whole bucket full o' mud, AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!"

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And that just a tiny amount of them. I haven't even touch upon the conversations with Murray the talking skull!

It is a shame however, that Guybrush is currently losing to Wonder...come people that mute can't hold a candle to this might pirate! :sigh: Well I guess my bracket is mostly going according to plan.

Thanks for reading, hopefully I've given you a better insight to a great character.

[EDIT] I would like to say thanks to everybody that gave me uni advice in my last blog, I very much appiricate it
  • Posted Sep 1, 2009 10:26 pm GMT
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18 Comments

  • galerian86

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 2:50 pm GMT

    You lose some, you win some I guess.

    Guybrush is really funny too.

  • F22_King_Raptor

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 3:43 pm GMT

    ...

    *hits pj with a toy bat*

  • hintaki

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 3:45 pm GMT

    Interesting. Actually never played the game before but heard great things about it .

  • NailBail

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 4:09 pm GMT

    Hehe, that picture's great. He definitely has one of most strangest names I've ever heard, i'll give him that.

  • Drummer27384

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 4:15 pm GMT

    haha that was a great game. i havent thought about it for awhile.

  • Allicrombie Site moderator

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 5:10 pm GMT

    damn youngins, no respect for classic charries!

  • hank_101

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 6:11 pm GMT

    Sorry but it looks like Guybrush is probably going to lose to Wander.

  • gbrading Site moderator

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 6:14 pm GMT

    I totally, utterly agree with you. Although not my favourite all-time character, Peephood (sorry, Threepwood) is still the leader in games which make me laugh. My favourite Murray/Guybrush conversation:

    Murray: "You may call me Murray! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your Doom! And the Forces of Darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!"
    Guybrush: "Stride?"
    Murray: "Alright then roll! Roll through the Gates of Hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?"

  • houtx1836

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 6:53 pm GMT

    I respect your choice but can't go with Guybrush myself. Good read though.

  • Legolas_Katarn

    Posted Sep 1, 2009 8:11 pm GMT

    I can't believe he is losing

  • herzalot

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 3:55 am GMT

    My hero is creepmood too. you can visit it in my bracket. your blog post about him was great too.

  • stanhigareda

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 4:34 am GMT

    Yeah, I remember playing the first two monkey island games. they were fun and original. ANd as you said, he was pretty original. I am going to get Monkey Island for the XBLA probably...

  • lightwarrior179

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 11:40 am GMT

    I dislike the fact that Wonder Woman out of ALL characters is the one defeating Threepwood.He's amazing and highly likeable that's for sure but I knew he wasn't going to win the moment I saw him on the list. He's not that popular. But still I wish he lost against someone worthy like Mario for example.

  • pindropviolence

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 11:48 am GMT

    i just re-finished Grim Fandango now this makes me wanna go back to playing curse of the monkley island and Escape from Monkey island again

    also must go and vote

  • msudude211

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 1:38 pm GMT

    I voted for Guybrush - it looks like he's starting to catch up on Wander.

  • Darkmagcite

    Posted Sep 2, 2009 6:00 pm GMT

    Interesting, nice to see him ... I've never heard of him, but I"m glad to be educated about someone now ...

  • katamari

    Posted Sep 3, 2009 4:33 pm GMT

    Just the name Threepwood sounds kind of sleazy!!!!

  • chandu83

    Posted Sep 8, 2009 7:12 am GMT

    This makes me want to play the game.

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