A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, 'That's a karate chop from Korea.' Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan', he says. The litttle Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold.The Newfie says to the bartender, 'When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a f$*kin hockey stick from Canadian Tire.'

That was a really old joke i found in one of my really old emails. And here is the new trailer for Battle Field: Bad Company

Ya.. We ALL know its true....

EDIT: Image not working (apparently) so heres a New one!

Yep since i have almost made a full recovery I am now back in school with a very different reportcard than when I left....

Math - Previous 65%/ Now 25% (special thanks goes to my fatass demon math teacher Ms. Graham as she knew of my absence! )

21st Century History - Previous 100%/ Now 85% (i guess it isnt that bad of a change but a huge drop nonetheless)

Canadian Law - Previous 90%/ Now 85% (not a very big drop there)

And CPU programing (Turing) - Previous 70%/ Now 65% (not a very big drop either)

Well this is my midterm reportcard.... and so far it sux... so much for being the pride and joy of the Conway family this year.

I guess this year belongs to my cousin...

I am Now leaving for the hospital to finally get my surgery that has been delayed soo many times! Well wish me luck and I'll update this when I am officially mobile so Cya!