Jay Mohr is not a good awards presenter. He didn't call out our virginity like Jamie Kennedy, instead taking the high route of reminding us all how unprofessional he really is. At the end of every failed joke, he either used a four-letter swear or told the audience how to handle the procedings so it wouldn't seem as awkward.

"You guys sell 10 million copies of each of your games through hard work and marketing, why can't you get off your lazy a$$'s and market a real awards ceremony?" Jay Mohr.

Why don't we indeed.