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Since my last Blog flopped AMAZINGLY. I decided to post something more game related.
You all might have heard of a new gaming convention called gamescom, it sounds pretty awesome right?
I mean just look at this
Bioware's going to be there, I love bioware. I hate bioware for delaying dragonage for 2 weeks, but I still love them.
Anyway, I'm going there. I'll let you know if it was awesome.
Yes my dear gamespot friend, I The Tombtacular Tombo went to Tokyo not too long ago and I wil share my experience with you!
I took the plane from amsterdam at around 5am, so you might understand I might not have looked my best, this will be important later in my story.
As some of you know I am in training to be a commercial pilot, I don't talk about it much because I think it is boring, but it is relevant to my story. On the plane I decided to woo the Stewardess with my pilot knowledge.
I told her all about how you have to pull the stick towards you to go up, and away from you to go down as apposed to what many people would think. I thought that this showing of knowledge would be more than enough to woo her, yet my request for her to help me join the mile high club was denied. I still don't get it.
Arrived in tokyo and it was pretty japanesy. Alot of Asian people everywhere which really blew my mind. There were tall asian people, small asian people, fat and even thin asian people. It was INSANE.
As you might understand, jet lagged as I was (Jet lag is harder to recover from on eastbound flights, That's the kind of **** I learn in school) we went to bed pretty early.
The next day we took a walk all through Tokyo (me and my family) And walked past a small dock were these Asian people were selling fish. (Asian fish)
The day was pretty hot and I saw some kids swimming in the water so I thought I'd join them. So I stripped down and started swimming in water I would've never trust if the kids weren't in it already. (On second thought they did look kind of freaky.)
As I was swimming away from the children I got hit by a boat in the back of the head pretty hard, I was almost losing conciousness and I actually sank to the bottom. I figured it was the bump on the head but I swear I saw something green glowing next to me at the bottom, I tried to touch it but I got really nauseous and I passed out.
I had the most freaky dream that night, (as you probably guessed I did make it out of there.) I dreamed that I was at the bottom of the sea and I kept growing and growing and it hurt so much. I couldnt think straight.
I was walking out of the water and I noticed the lady selling fish was tiny now, at first I thought she'd shrunk but as I looked around me I noticed it was I that had gotten bigger.
I couldn't think straight, the pain was still enourmous. I was trying to walk but kept crashing into buildings. Everytime I tried to yell for help fire would shoot out of my mouth burning not only everything in sight but also in the inside of my mouth. My tongue kept melting and growing back, it was insane.
At one point I remember the army showed up, tanks shooting me and helicopters buzzing around my head, ofcourse they didn't hurt. I didn't seem to feel anything except the searing pain I was already experiencing.
Eventually I thought clear enough to think I should go back to water to stop the burning, Destroying half of the city rushing back to the sea I plunged in and just kept walking.
I woke up feverish in my bed the next day, but luckily I felt better within an hour. Shaking off the rest of the dream to enjoy my vacation I picked up the japanese newspaper (which the hotel gave to us every morning, even though we asked them not too) and I was shocked.
Shocked to find this picture on the front page :
IT WASN'T A DREAM!!!!
(the rest of my vacation to be continued in a different blog!)
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