Just was announced at the closed Nintendo Conference

statement "Pikman, we're making pikman"

THANK GOD. This makes the E3 not as much of an epic phail.

Now for Zelda and Kid Icarus!!!!! *crosses fingers*

How could you *sob* I can't believe you *sob* So many lies!!!!! *sobs*

Well Nintendo's press conference was today. I never would have guessed it to suck so much ass. Really Nintendo? is this how you repay us? Did you even look at the stats you talked about for HALF THE SHOW?!?!?!!?! We have been buying your thrid party junkware, buying your systems, and been loyal when you leave us in the dark, but how can you stoop this low?!?!?!?

Announcements:

Animal Crossing City Folk (Wii)
Wii Speak
Wii MotionPlus
Wii Sports Resort (Wii)
GH on tour Decades (DS)
Pokemon Rangers 2 (DS)

pre-announced games:
Spore creatures (DS)
Shaun White Snowboarding (Wii)
pretty much Wii Music (Wii)

Reggie. You said earlier this year that you were going to cater to hardcore gamers this E3. Did I miss that section of the conference? How are those HARDcore? Lets go over these again:

Animal Crossing: Mildly hardcore yes.
Wii Speak: not a headset, But still pretty cool

MotionPlus: a 1:1 attachment. unnessessary
Wii Sports Resort: CASUAL!
GH OT Decades: DON'T CARE!
Pokemon Rangers 2 : DON'T CARE!
Spore Creatures: DON'T CARE!
Snowboarding: DON'T CARE!
Wii Music: CASUAL!!!!!!!
Clone Wars: DON'T CARE!
Rabbids TV party: DON'T CARE!
GTA China Wars: PROBABLY CRAP

Hmmm.....very hardcore there Reggie. Thanks for all that hardcore goodness for me to look forward too for the next couple years. It makes me want to get a PS3.

Also: Storage Solution? NO!

Zelda? NO!
New IPs? NO!
Wii Colors? NO!
Upcoming games with potential? NO!

Nintendo...I piss in your General Direction. Don't be so skimpy and talk about sales HALF YOUR FRICKIN SHOW!!!!!!!

Scores of conferences:
Nintendo 2/10
Microsoft 7/10
Sony 9/10 (MAG looks AWESOME!!!)

I don't think Nintendo could appeal to casual gamers with this commercial

conduit gameplay footage

Eric Nofsinger has also announced that they have successfully created a 16-man online multiplayer. This is JUST what the wii needs. They also said they were working on voice chat. EVEN BETTER!!!!!

I've been demoted

it was because of my post in the topic below. If I got modded, then EVERYONE should have gotten modded. So unfair.

Biggest Nintendo Babe

most of the posts are Hilarious!!! I contributed towards the end of page 10 check it out.