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• 8Nov 09

  New album, Wi-FI, School Screw-ups and more (Slightly edited)

  *Breaks through a window* Here I am with another real blog! And I don't really know what else to say to start this off, so let's begin!

  Well, to start things off, I was bored yesterday and had 15 dollars on me (along with a coupon), so I decided to purchase another album at the store. It was really tough to make my final decision, but in the end I decided to purchase:

  
  A-Sides by Soundgarden.

  Songlist:

  -Nothing to Say
  -Flower
  -Loud Love
  -Hands All Over
  -Get on the Snake
  -Jesus Christ Pose
  -Outshined
  -Rusty Cage
  -Spoonman
  -The Day I Tried to Live
  -Black Hole Sun
  -Fell on Black Days
  -Pretty Noose
  -Burden in My Hand
  -Blow Up the Outside World
  -Ty Cobb
  -Bleed Together

  I'm really liking the album so far.

  Another really cool thing that happened yesterday was that my dad figured out a way for me to play on Nintendo Wi-Fi yesterday. Since Nintendo's internet only uses WEP security, I have to temporarily change the security on my dad's computer and reset it to the advanced settings when I'm done. This means that I can't go on computer internet when I'm playing Wi-Fi, but at least I can get on at all. I can't really share my friend codes here, but if you're looking for people to play online, my name is Netto on all of my games. (It's Lan Hikari from Battle Network's name in Japan)

  Also, those at the LoN and Fountain of Youth already know this, but I'll mention it anyway:

  At my school, my history teacher was putting things in the online gradebook when he saw that my record read "*Insert my name here*: Suspended for 3 days". My teachers kept asking me if I was suspended, which I wasn't, and I eventually had to go to the office to ask what was going on. They fixed it, but apparently somebody that had a last name similar to mine was suspended and they put it under my record by mistake.

  (This part was where I added stuff)

  Guess who's back? No way, it's Crono's old Cronomagus avatar that he hasn't used since July!! Yeah, I felt like using my old theme again after having the Zero avy for a few months. I've also ordered a Cronomagus banner from the Legend of Nintendo shop (I think GT's making it) so expect to see that up soon as well.

  The useless information for this blog:

  -Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female patients.

  -In 1992, 5,840 people checked into United States emergency rooms with injuries that involved pillows.

  -Benjamin Franklin was America's first newspaper cartoonist.

  Also, since my Bathroom Graffiti Blog yesterday received a lot of positive feedback, my next useless blog will be something similar to it: Unusual newspaper headlines. I'll make the useless blog as soon as possible, and I hope you guys will enjoy it. Until then!

  -Crono

  • Posted Nov 8, 2009 10:07 am GMT
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• 7Nov 09

  Crono's Useless Blog: Bathroom Graffiti

  No way, did Crono seriously make his blog less than 5 days after he announced it?!

  Yup, here I am with my latest useless blog. For those that are incapable of reading titles, this one is about strange bathroom graffiti actually found on bathroom walls. Just so you know, these weren't created by me, they were written in Uncle John's 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (it's like the Useless Information series, but made by a different company located in the U.S.)
  Without further ado, we begin:

  -"Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today."

  -"Help! The paranoids are after me!"

  -(Written on the left wall)
  "Toilet tennis: Look right."
  (Written on the right wall)
  "Toilet tennis: Look left."

  -"Make love, not war...Heck, doboth- get married!"

  -"This IS (the word "is" is crossed out) WAS the cleanest bathroom wall I've ever seen!"

  -"Everything you know is wrong...even this."

  -"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men."

  -"I feel more like I did when I got in here than I do now."

  -"Cakes: 66 cents.
  Upside down cakes: 99 cents."

  -"All's FEAR in love and war."

  -"Wash your hands thoroughly-you don't know where the soap has been."

  -"Department of Redundancy Department"

  -"I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright noooowwwww!"

  -"Toilet camera for researching purposes only, go about your business."

  -"To do is to be. -Socrates
  To be is to do. -Sartre
  Do be do be doo. -Sinatra "

  -"Don't wait for your ship to come in...Swim out to it."

  -"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

  -"Don't beam me up now, Scottie, I'm taking a sh..."

  -"Happiness can't buy money."

  -"The Mona Lisa was framed!"

  -"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives."

  Before I end this, let me point out that I tried to post this blog yesterday, but I kept getting a censoring error. For some reason Gamespot said that the last word on the werewolf quote was inappropriate (I'm talking about nooooww, except it had a few h's at the end), but the message just kept saying "one of your words has been censored" even though they didn't actually censor it, so they just kept giving me the same message every time I hit submit and I didn't know what was wrong. So I had to save this blog onto Microsoft word and copy and paste one part of the blog at a time to figure out what happened. So there you go, this is my reason for being late.

  Hopefully my next useless blog will be on time!

  -Crono

  • Posted Nov 7, 2009 8:32 am GMT
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• 4Nov 09

  I haven't made a blog in a while, soooo...

  Here it is. After about two weeks of not making a blog, I figured I needed to make a new one for those that actually bother reading them. Although I have received a lot more comments on my blogs lately, and for those who do comment, I greatly appreciate it. Here's what's been going on in my life lately:

  School:

  Other than AVID, the dumbest class ever targeted for stupid people (even though I'm not stupid ) that I don't need to be in, I have straight A's so far. Here's the list of my grades:

  Geometry: 95.2%, A
  English: 91.7 %, A
  AVID: 85.8%, B
  Band: 100.0%, A
  Pacific Northwest History: 98.3%, A

  I also have a test in Geometry tommorow, which I'm ready for, hopefully that goes well.

  Music:

  I got two new albums a few weeks ago, here they are:

  
  1984 by Van Halen

  Songlist:
  -1984
  -Jump
  -Panama
  -Top Jimmy
  -Drop Dead Legs
  -Hot For Teacher
  -I'll Wait
  -Girl Gone Bad
  -House of Pain

  
  In Utero by Nirvana

  Songlist:
  -Serve the Servants
  -Scentless Apprentice
  -Heart-Shaped Box
  -Rape Me
  -Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle
  -Dumb
  -Very Ape
  -Milk It
  -Pennyroyal Tea
  -Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
  -Tourette's
  -All Apologies

  Albums thatI plan on getting next:

  -Mothership by Led Zeppelin
  -Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
  -Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne
  -Diary of a Madman by Ozzy Osbourne
  -Pretty much everything else by Nirvana

  My Halloween:

  I had two friends over during the afternoon, one of which hadn't ever been to my house before. We walked over to 7-Eleven and got some slurpees and candy, then went back to my house and played games for a few hours. I beat both of them at Brawl a few times, we all sucked together at Mario Kart since none of us had played a MK game for a while, and we discovered that one of my friends (the one who hadn't been over to my house before) is one of the worst Rock Band singers that we've ever heard. He kept delaying the lyrics of the songs and kept screaming into the mic during solos just to screw us up.
  After they went home, I pretty much just handed out candy and played Star Force for a while.

  Gaming progress:

  I've gotten a little tired of fighting the same bosses in Star Force over and over again, so I'm taking a break from that. I beat Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land last night, and I'll probably be reviewing that. I also started a new town on Animal Crossing: City Folk, and I've had some good fun with it so far. I'm still playing Okami, which is a blast, and making some progress on that as well. That's pretty much it.

  Useless Information:

  -Every time you see oranges in any of the Godfather movies, it means that there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.

  -The mask used by Mike Myers in the original Halloween movie was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

  -Mel Blanc, the actor that voiced Bugs Bunny, is allergic to carrots.

  And just so you guys know (and for the sake of me remembering it this time ), the next useless blog will be about funny messages found in bathroom graffiti. That's all for this blog, hopefully I'll actually make the useless blog sooner this time!

  -Crono

  • Posted Nov 4, 2009 3:56 pm GMT
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