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• 19Sep 08

  I don't do unions

  PLEASE STOP INVITING ME TO THEM

  That is all.

  • Posted Sep 19, 2008 9:23 pm GMT
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• 16Oct 06

  i figured out why fat chicks ****

  not obese ones, not slightly tubby ones, the ones in the middle who actively try to wear as little clothing as possible.  I was at a friend's party on friday night. normal deal, right?  So anyways, this girl shows up, heavy, wearing tight clothes...butt ugly.  So party's going fine, everyone's having a good time.  pretty much everyone was either blasted or drunk.  I was blasted, my friend was drunk.  This girl waits until he has trouble standing, then tries to get him in a room alone.  since most of us were too apathetic to do anything about it, and because we were still paying close attention to the noises coming from the room, we let her try to have her fun.  of course, the number one rule of not throwing up after drinking is NEVER LIE DOWN when you're that drunk.  Always wait until you're reasonably sober, enough that you might be able to pass a line test.  Of course, she was trying to get in his pants, because thats the only way she gets any.  She's raped him before, they've been on awkward terms.  There was another party she tried to do the same thing, but there were too many other sober people.  This time, she gets him in the room, makes him lie down, and against our wishes, closes the door and acts like it's cool.  We silently agree amongst each other that as long as we don't hear anyone unzipping anything, it can stay closed.  But then, a few minutes later, she slowly walks out and asks for a bucket, cuz he's gonna puke.  he does, and she leaves her alone.  the point is, the fat chicks (the ones i'm talking about) think they're sexier than silk.  This one has continually tried to (and sometimes succeeded) to date rape my friend (even though they have no romantic relationship whatsoever), and then acts like everything is as it should be the next day, like she's his best friend.  the only reason he hasn't done anything about this is because he's too nice to tell his friends off.  but i have a feeling some of you know the kind of girls i'm talking about.
  • Posted Oct 16, 2006 7:48 pm GMT
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• 23Aug 06

  school starts on monday...

  and i've got a load of stuff to do.  on the days that i don't have school (and some that I do) i have work.  this is gonna suck.  but since I'll still be working and not spending my money on pot, i'll have plenty for video games.
  • Posted Aug 23, 2006 10:42 pm GMT
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