• 1Jul 10

  Im (insert age here) and this (something you like compared to new stuff)

  Just because you added your age....it doesn't solidify anything!

  Take for example: I was listening to the Allman Brother's "Ramblin Man" (Even though there are so many better songs than this one, from the latter artist on youtube) and this kid's comment was "I am 17 and this kicks the crap out of today's music!"

  Cool, you're 17. What? Exactly. Just because you're 17 doesnt' add anything to like music like this! Everyone is entitled to opinion and freedom to like whatever they want. Sure, you're 17... but who cares. Good to know people don't like the god awful crap that comes out these days.

  So, 17 year old boaster, STFU.

  • Posted Jul 1, 2010 10:40 pm GMT
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• 23Jun 10

  Skeptics of 3D

  I am annoyingly skeptic about this 3D BS technology coming out these days. I don't want to watch anything in 3D. Seriously, I don't think anything beats Blu Ray right now, and they had to release this half hearted piece of crap technology.

  Why am I skeptic? 3D can probably damage your eyesight, more than anything because of its strainuous affect on eyes, plus, you have to wear glasses. That's bull sh!t!

  Please, by all means, lower all prices of HD tv's. I'll have the time of my life purchasing discounted LED tv's from samsung while you jerk off to your fantasy 3D. I suspect that people 20 years from now will look back laughing at how stupid and heavily promoted 3D technology is.

  Sooner or later, they will incorporate smell into the 3D technology!

  In other news, The Kin is a piece of obselete technology that will be later used to level your table.

  • Posted Jun 23, 2010 10:20 pm GMT
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• 18Jun 10

  People take things too seriously, especially lakers fans

  In light of the Lakers and Celtics finals games yesterday, I thought it would be funny to tell some people they were bandwagon jumpers.

  Let's define the term, shall we? A Bandwagon is a popular group, trend or idea that is prevelant in today's society. So, if i called you a bandwagon jumper, you like to go towards the popular group and etc.

  Anyway, I called someone a bandwagon jumper and the person went irate on me. But, with one exception; she was a girl.

  I'm not being sexist, but she took it WAY too seriously. All dudes know that if we are called that, our natural response is either a funny joking response (ie, **** you man!, or just not say anything) But, she decided to defend herself like an ape hoarding a batch of banannas. I took it like the champ when she was spewing bs like any politician on capital hill these days, while i sat back and laughed at her face.

  She defended herself way too hard, which means one thing:She is one. Haha! Eat my **** I win.

  And of course, I would like to thank the hood and my shrink.

  • Posted Jun 18, 2010 8:08 am GMT
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