• 6Oct 08

  All right, guys

  Here's a comedy thing. Send me a link to a funny picture on the internet or from your inventory and I will make (a) funny caption(s) for it, plus you can also post your own captions by commenting and typing down your caption. Starts..........now!

  • Posted Oct 6, 2008 4:29 pm GMT
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• 26Sep 08

  Take 3 part 7

  Lucky Girl

  Guide: And behind this impenetrable glass is the recently discovered and only known existing copy of the Archomeda Book of Spells.

  Gwen and Guide: It contains ancient witchcraft and rituals from the late 1600s.

  Guide: Maybe you should work here, dear.

  Kevin: I'm thinking she wants to retire, like, right now.

  rumbling, everyone ascends to ceiling, screaming

  Max: Something tells me this isn't on the tour.

  Hex enters through window, descends

  Hex: The Archomeda Book of Spells. All of its powers shall soon be mine.

  spell, glass breaks, summons book into his hand, Ben activates Omnitrix

  Ben: quietly So much for impenetrable.

  turns into XLR8, Hex looks up and lets them down, XLR8 gets cords and ties tapestry to 2 posts, people slide down safely

  XLR8: Everyone out!

  Max: Ben, be careful. You don't know what tricks he's got up his sleeve.

  they exit

  XLR8: at Hex Dude, you want a book, try the library.

  end of fight, XLR8 picks up charm

  Max: Nice job.

  XLR8: Just doing what I need to do...and keeping it low key.

  gestures it to Gwen

  XLR8: A souvenir for your well-spent time here?

  Kevin: Hey, that rhymed.

  XLR8: I already know, so don't call me slow.

  Gwen: chuckles, takes it Thanks.

  Omnitrix times out

  police and firefighters come in

  Officer: Are you OK?

  Max and Ben: Yeah.

  Gwen: staring at charm Yeah.

  A Small Problem

  Ben: Six stories of twists and turns...

  Gwen: Hurdling down a 200 foot plunge...

  Ben: At speeds of over 25 miles per hour...

  Gwen: Then, splash down into a churning 300,000 gallon wave pool...

  Ben and Gwen: You've entered...highfive each other THE RIPTIDE RAPIDS ZONE!!

  they run in, Ben gets stopped

  Guy: You're too short.

  Ben: That's a bad thing?

  guy gestures toward sign

  Ben: I know, but-

  Guy: interrupting Next!

  Ben: How can I not be tall enough?

  Gwen exits line and walks next to him

  Gwen: You did have concerns about your height, plus you were constantly bullied for it.

  Ben: Don't remind me.

  Gwen: Don't worry. You're trying.

  Ben: You care that much?

  Gwen: We're cousins. No one can ever change that!

  Ben: Well, Kevin isn't.

  points toward Kevin in wave pool with a rental board, they wave at him, he waves a peace sign

  Gwen: No, but he is second to none.

  Howell comes through, walks toward guy

  Howell: Excuse me, I trying to...

  Ben: How about the pirate ship?

  Gwen: Last one there swabs the deck?

  Ben: I think the people here already do that.

  to be continued...

  • Posted Sep 26, 2008 6:05 pm GMT
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• 26Sep 08

  Halloween!!

  It is unevitable. Halloween is right around the corner. Last year, I had an El Día De los Muertos costume. This year, I'm doing Indiana Jones, which is currently my favorite thing. Here are some other Halloween ideas; please comment if you have other ideas (P.S. UNICEF).

  • For the younger brother Short Round from "Temple of Doom"
  • For the dog a turtle
  • For the cat Garfield
  • For the severed head trick Head-in-a-fishbowl with real fish (to be safe, make sure that you didn't eat sushi for dinner, your fish will thank you)
  • For the obnoxious older brother a Tetris game (use Connect 4 to remove a line, enjoy)
  • For the sibling who wants everything a money outfit (free money!, enjoy while it lasts)
  • For mom and dad Coke and Pepsi (We Didn't Finish the Fire?, you decide who's who)
  • Posted Sep 26, 2008 5:42 pm GMT
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