Yeah, that makes sense!

• 28Oct 11

  Wizards in the Government

  I'm here googling this quote from Harry Potter ("Wizards have a government?") to see which book it came from, and I stumble across this random thread on the Internets from a forum called Flat Earth Society. Below is a couple of posts from the thread, titled "Wizards in the Government". Prepare to be awed.
  
  

  Wizards in the Government

  
  TFHExpert writes:
  So I wanted to call to your attention the fact that there are wizards not only being hidden and employed by the United States government but are responsible for some of the largest catastrophes in the world. I recently learned of this from a study done by a professor at UC Berkley. They did a study on weather patterns for before hurricane katrina. The weather patterns did indeed match with pre-hurricane weather but in further investigation from a weather balloon that there were unique energy signatures. Upon more in-depth investigation of these energy signatures were that same energy signatures found on 9/11 at the WTC, the earthquake in Japan and Hatii. These signatures carried the same charge and unique movement of atoms with constantly forming and dissolving ions bonds. To our knowledge there is now ay to mass produce this energy without a controlled setting. The only explanation we have is that it originated from a source that is secret to the public. While the government denies any knowledge of this but aside from a piece of machinery that would use all the power in the world, the only explanation comes from the supernatural. There have been wizards through history from Merlin to Rasputin all the way up to Criss Angel. If this idea is too proposterous for you, the brain control waves from washington have already gotten to you and you MUST wear a tin foil hat at all times to break their hold.
  
  Chris Spaghetti writes:
  ----See left
  (Beneath his profile picture is the quote: "Sure, blame the wizards!")
  
  TFHExpert writes:
  One of the many attempts of society to get the truth out
  
  Raist writes:
  I am sick of this racism towards wizards. Blaming all of the world's problems on them is sick and just another excuse to continue their persecution. Your post reminds me of nazi propaganda towards the jews before WWII. What kind of energy signatures are you talking about? Why would a weather balloon be keyed in to wizard energy signatures. What professor at burkley? Your racism sir is sick and I'd ask that you take it elsewhere. We support the wizards in their struggle against your kind and we will fight to the death for their right to live in our society.
  
  Freedom hater.
  
  TFHExpert writes:
  You are obviously under their mind control. The weather balloon was not keyed in but monitoring intrusments were. Wizards have the potential for good but at the moment they are on the wrong team. They need to know how much they are hurting our world by hiding their wrong doing in things like Cthulu and Obamacare
  
  Raist writes:
  Take your wizard hating propaganda out of here. Racism isn't allowed. We don't approve of genocide, where do you think this is darfur?
  
  Lorddave writes:
  Magical Energy signatures... HA!
  
  You're just a fool who believes in magic. I, however, know the truth.
  
  Mad Science.
  
  "Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur Clark
  
  Thus, if you think it's magic then it's just science you don't understand and the only science capable of such a thing is the work done by mad geniuses.
  
  Please see www.narbonic.com for factual stories related to Mad Geniuses.
  
  Ryan Onessence writes:
  Now lets look at some coincidental title's and phrases
  
  1. Magistrate ?
  
  Now I'm not inferring that all figures whom go by the title Magistrate are wizards. However I would like you to consider the notion of the OPer in regards to the words origin.
  
  Magistrate; Magi; Mage; Magician; Magic; and just for the sake of it, Magnetism Strate; Strategy.
  
  you might consider that wizards may have been employed as Magistrates because they have the wizards strategy behind them in unveiling truth and or concealing
  
  2. Weather "Forecast"
  
  Fore; in precident of something
  
  Now would it be unreasonable to point out that we never see a truly live realtime rendition of weather patterns, its always some half baked slide show of pre recorded (possibly shopped) frames.
  
  Given the idea that thought & emotion = manifestation power, then these wizards are using the public through Televison and radio to custom divert disasters. The wizards have no real power of their own, they need the public to willingly and unwittingly focus their attention toward the desired outcome of the elite, so hypnosis it is, or errr rather was... for Now the elite have gotten more on their plate than they can handle with regards to weather control.
  
  i.e. they have never been able to truly of their own accord create a catastrophic weather based event, but only direct the energy away from themselves through the manipulation of the masses attention.
  
  Tausami writes:
  Posting in this quality thread.
  
  Mrs. Peach writes:
  Magistrate has a different linguistic history, the Indo-European root meg giving us Greek megas, Latin magnus, maximus, Sanskrit maha-, while magi or magic comes to us from the Zoroastrian priests known as magus. This is not to say that the proto language words were not convergent, but the added magical meaning can be traced historically and is quite separate.
  
  Maybe we share a common love of words?
  
  Ryan Onessence writes:
  Thanks for the pointer; I have heard of "Magus" but was unaware it was Zoroastrian in origination although it makes perfect sense considering they are the oldest known origination of the Kabala
  
  if by common love you mean tracing original meanings then yes...but generally I do my best in eliminating internal dialogue when alone (its an active approach to meditation), unless of coarse when I am writing.
  
  For those interested in meditation or relaxation of the mind as I see it, One technique that I have found to help silence the mind is to imagine ones voice and mouth moving when engaged with internal dialogue. That way by imagining the voice to be emanating form the vocal cords rather than the head it frees up "headspace" to be either clearer and relaxed or creative. It creates a sort of virtual replication effect where when you stop imagining that your voice is coming from the vocal cords your mind actually stops thinking in words cos your already using your mind to produce the illusion of speaking which then stops...almost like the mind goes to recede back into the usual dialogue loop but realises there is nothing to recede back into as it already is in the state...when you succeed at mastering this effect you will probably notice a very pronounced third eye/thalamus sensation that has an extended invigorating saturating effect out into the eyes as tho a load of usually squandered energy is released and relaxed/expanded over the whole brain and eyes/optic nerves.
  
  Mrs. Peach writes:
  I'll have to read that over again when my mind's more awake. Sounds interesting.
  
  rooster writes:
  Tausami writes:
  Posting in this quality thread.
  
  (See the thread here.)
  
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  Me to all my friends today:
  Another boring doomsday... Next up is 11 11 11, lets see what happens... Or not.
  
  Mike:
  Doomsday... was that today? Oh I'll have to miss it, I have a lot of work to do.
  
  Me:
  Plenty of opportunities coming up
  
  Mike:
  So it happens multiple times?
  
  Me:
  they're still figuring it out
  • Posted Oct 28, 2011 12:51 pm GMT
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• 13Oct 11

  Who could possibly--Firefox?--well okay then.

  My computer, this beast Y560 which I bought a year ago for a thousand dollahs cheap, has a problem with overheating. I dunno how this processing thing works, but this is the first comp I've ever used with anything higher than dual-core, not to mention it has 7. (Pun intended.) Unsurprisingly, when this thing is processing, it's processing, and burning up a storm in the process. Try touching it on power mode while watching some documentaries on Youtube. Smooth, scorching flesh.
  
  Thing is, this computer seems to have a shotty cooling system, because on more than a dozen occasions, it has shut down from overheating.
  
  The initial culprit was Maya, which anyone who's used it before should know does NOT adhere to the laws of minimal processing. I could use Maya by itself for as long as was necessary, but if I tried to open a Youtube video right after? BSOD.
  
  When Ubuntu hijacked my comp later on, the culprit switched to BOINC, an application which uses your spare processing power to cure malaria, build AI, and compute quantum equations, or something. When in power mode (adapter plugged in), BOINC would run indefinitely until my comp overheated and crashed. Normally it would be kind enough to wait until the comp was in screensaver mode, but because the battery sucks on this thing I always keep it plugged in, so that's really my bad.
  
  But then, having cured malaria and computed several quantum equations, I detached from all BOINC projects, leaving the program terminally idle, and hence leaving my comp with nothing to overheat over. It still kept crashing. Reading articles, watching Youtube vids, WRITING BLOGS--these seemed to be monumental tasks for the poor i7/8GB/Radeon56xx+1GB-equipped monster toy. Today it crashed after one hour of use, 30min unplugged, and I lost an entire notebook of Tomboy Notes on Metal Shadow. Claws came out.
  
  Luckily the solution presented itself to me when, instead of opening Chromium for the umpteenth time to restore all my tabs for TVTropes.org, I just went over to Firefox and finished watching Century of the Self on Youtube while downing some Chinese. (Sensual therapy, you understand.) Anyone who's seen that movie knows that it's the longest movie in freaking existence, because it's four hour-long episodes crammed into one. I was on the last episode and a half; sat through the whole thing on Youtube, double-checking the comp to see if it was hot now and again. It wasn't even warm.
  
  Science concludes that Chromium can run up an i7 processor singlehandedly. Who could possibly--Firefox?--well okay then.
  
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  Does anyone read that feed to the right, listing all your friends' recent activity? Is becoming an eyesore.
  • Posted Oct 13, 2011 12:31 pm GMT
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• 24Sep 11

  Rich People Counter-Protesting #occupywallst

  Source: http://gawker.com/5843209/snobby-illiteraterati-to-protest-wall-st-hippies-with-champagne-toast
  
  Snobby Illiterati to Protest Wall St. 'Hippies' With Champagne Toast
  
  As the first week of the#occupywallstreetprotest against corporate stuffdraws to a close, some cIassy capitalists have decided to dust off their favorite Nixon-era jargon and hold a champagne-soaked counter-protest of their own. Free laxative-enriched muffins for all "hippies," LOL.
  
  A "pro-business Democrat" tipster sent us some screenshots of the Facebook event page for today's corporate counter-protest, titled "Anti Hippy Protester Champagne Toast on Wall Street." It starts at 4 PM-a full hour before the work day officially ends! Don't these hard-working realists have jobs or something? Well, maybe yes, maybe no-but the hippies most definitely aren't employed, and by choice! So let's focus on how lazytheyare.
  
  Under the "More Info" heading is more info, written in some sort of odd rich-people English:
  
  "Let's toast to all the jobless hippies protesting on wall street and the enitre financial distric about god knows what. They have shown vallient effort and even though we hate them lets give them a free shower! (they havent showered in weeks) So... Tomorrow at 4pm we will be having a byob champagne toast/shower to welcome all the protesters and bathe them in good riddence."
  
  Good Riddence, in case you're wondering, is a brand of high-end champagne. That said, wouldn't a true aristocrat supply all the party refreshments for their guests? Perhaps the organizer is just another wealthy-person wannabe with poor etiquette, or simply doesn't want to seem too socialist. Then again, heisbaking for the special occasion! In a comment to his own events page, he writes:
  
  These guys are so pathetic and it was awesome watching them get dragged around and whooped by cops. Hey dumb non tax paying hippies.. You are costing people who actually have jobs more money by making 400 extra police occupy lower manhattan for two weeks ... Can't wait to see you Guys tomorrow - I'll be the guy handing out hippie muffins for free with laxatives baked in so after you isht yourselves uncontrollably we will spray you with champagne like we won a championship game. Only if you haven't been arrested for being a duche before that"
  
  Pretty sure the protesters did not ask for all those cops to hang out with them, guy! Also pretty sure that treating the abuse of other humans is way more pathetic thaneating pizza,wearing masksand protesting corporate hegemony. But maybe I've been liberal-blogging from my mom's basement for too long.
  
  And as for those muffins: Not gonna touch that one. [Thanks to our pro-business tipster!]
  
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  Naw, gimme a muff, du...
  
  Honestly didn't know the meme culture was a top-down phenomenon.
  • Posted Sep 24, 2011 8:54 am GMT
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