• 24Jan 08

  Least anticipated games of 2008

  2008 looks like a killer year all right, MGS 4, smash bros, GTA 4, lots of good sequels on the rise. but for every grand theft auto, there's about 30 peices of crap that some how get themselves developed and published. Lets look at the Kungphooey choice awards for least anticipated games of 2008!

  1. My horse and me.

  How and why: To be honest, if your going to drop $1000 on a wide screen tv, $300 on a system, $65 on a game, maybe you should just get a pony anyways.

  2. Kitty LUV

  How and Why: "Feed, train, dress and raise your own kitten in Kitty LUV" Animal abuse is nothing new, but videogames where you dress kittys is kinda pushing the boundarys. If you own a kitty, you may know severe scratching and nasty infections come from making a kitty do somthing it doesn't want to. Save yourself $60 and go put fluffy in a clown suit, i dare you.

  3. Pirates VS. ninja's dodgeball

  How and Why: I mean seriously. Ninjas and pirates are cool, but there are few, if any historical records that point to dodgeball games between the two.

  Bonus: Sequil announced last wednesday caleld "Pirates Vs. Alien Vs. Preditor Vs. Ninja Dodgeball" Film adaptation announced for 2010!

  4. Hail to the Chimp

  How and Why: A politics game where politicans are replaced with animals. A sneaky way to get 6 year olds interested in politics?... Oh, its suppose to be funny too. Nothings funnier than a hippo in a suit adressing gang violence to a buch of monkey reportes.

  So there you go folks, 4 games that no one is wating for, or interested in, and should be avoided at all costs. Enjoy 2008!

  • Posted Jan 24, 2008 5:48 pm GMT
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• 24Dec 07

  things over the last year or so that suprised me. FUNNY.

  1. "my d*ck in a box" won an emmy

  2. No one tried to bring anna nicole smith back to life.

  3. People were actually scandalized when Michael Jackson went into a women's washroom in a mall.

  4. No one shot the president.

  5. Aunt may only died five times this year, pheniox didn't come back to life either.

  7. The whole "spiderman unmasking" thing hasn't been proved to just be a dream yet.

  8. even with all ofSelvester Stallone's steroid abuse the poor b@stard is still only 5'8. sad.

  9. K Fed was declareda more responcable parent than britney by the courts.

  10. Star wars wasn't re-rereleased... again....one last time.....

  11. 1/5 actually turn to look when you point and shout "look, a distraction!"

  12. Dispite all the stupid scientific studies that prove stupid stuff like, "disco makes mice homosexual", no one has figured out if a mime would make a sound if you shot one.

  13. Keith richards and ringo are still allive.

  14. chuck norris jokes are still funny, and people still are thinking up new ones.

  15. god wasn't sued this year.

  16. announced a sequel to daddy day care.

  17. winterized paintballs are much worse than regular ones in the winter, wow.

  18. People wear GREEN and BROWN camoflauge to play paintball in the SNOW. and no one seemed to think this was stupid except me.

  19. White guys dance the soulja boy. Just...no.

  20. no one bothers to play marylon Manson backwards to look for satanic messages, i mean, people play Eminem backwards!

  • Posted Dec 24, 2007 4:09 pm GMT
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