Teh Journal of Pwnage

• 18Dec 07

  The Witcher

  I just beat the witcher. Wow. That is all.

  The game is 50 to 60 hours long, and I never got bored the entire time. Never. I was riveted by the story. Ppl complain about the combat but I didnt care. The signs were awesome, the different styles were awesome, the game was awesome. Wonderful art direction and design, wonderful story telling. Not the most technically stable, I had around a dozen crashes through the whole game, and not the fastest loading. My load times were about 60 seconds, which dosnt seem too bad but when you have to load every time you enter a building, new area, etc it stacks up. Thats my only complaint is the loading times. Apparently Project Red hasnt heard of RAM since they purge it upon area load every time so nothing stays in RAM for faster loading. sigh. And a note for the kiddies, this game has boobs...lots of them. I have the european version so its uncensored and there are quite a bit of them. The US version isnt so bad, but you can still have sex with literally almost every female NPC in the game. I think I had sex with around 30 girls by the end of the game....so. Anyway, the story is outstanding and I recommend it. Geralt will make you his boy!

  • Posted Dec 18, 2007 7:47 pm GMT
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• 5Dec 07

  SupCom: Forged Alliance

  I just want to say that Forged alliance is a ton better than the original Supreme Commander. The new units are nice but not ground breaking, the new faction is nice but not ground breaking and there are several new features and balances that are new but not ground breaking. Then why is it better? Because of how everything comes together to make the total package. The amount of base automation is awesome, and the way they fixed units moving in formation is awesome too. My only gripe is nukes are pretty much gone. It literally takes about 15 minutes in game to build the LAUNCHER(!) if you have your commander and 5 support coms building it. Then it takes at least that long again to build a nuke with all of those guys still assisting. Seeing as the UEF commander can build the Mavor exp artillery in 34 minutes by himself, when it can fire over and over again...come on. Mavor = Game Over, Nukes=Waste of Time. One other thing I noted, it seemed to me that i had a hard time getting a lot of metal in this game, but maybe I was just building too much.
  • Posted Dec 5, 2007 8:26 am GMT
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• 25Nov 07

  too much time

  I just beat Medal of Honor Airborne in less than 2 days, Company of heroes opposing fronts (both campaigns) in 3 days, COD4 in one day cuz its super short, and World in Conflict in within 24 hours. I just beat Gears of War on PC in under two days. And I beat Crysis within 24 hours.

  I must step back and ask myself...is this excessive?

  edit: single player campaigns that is. I have also logged many an hour in WiC and Coh Multi.

  • Posted Nov 25, 2007 9:49 pm GMT
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