- lazyhoboguy
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My consoles are: Game Boy, Game Boy Advance(and gba sp), DS Lite, Nintendo 64, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, NES, SNES, and Gamecube. Here is my video game collection: -------------------------------------------------------------------------www.lazyhoboguy.webs.com psn: lazyhoboguy
Xlink Kai: lazyhobobum
I also am active in playing PS2 games through LAN tunneling programs. I play games that have had their online servers taken down. A program called Xlink Kai allows PS2 games with a LAN option to be played online still. Timesplitters:Future Perfect is the game I play the most through this method.
Another long time PS2 online enthusiast and I have created a website to plan PS2 online and LAN tunneling (Xlink Kai) matches. It is:
ps2onlinegaming.com
My youtube channel: youtube.com/user/Lazyhoboguy
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4Jul 09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZNxaKPKAFw&feature=channel_page
Yea so I often tape episodes of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and sometimes the end of david letterman's show also gets recorded. I usually just fast forward through it because I am not a big fan of his, but last night I just happened to stop fast forwarding on Dave when a band was coming on. They played this song and I really liked it. This is not the type of music I normally listen to, as I am into heavier stuff. But I can't stop listening to this song. It is by PJ Harvery and John Parish off the album A Woman a Man Walked By. The song is called "Black Hearted Love"
The song just has this evil sounding catchyness to it that is so awesome.
Well ok, here is something more like what I normally listen too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o
It is metal with bagpipes!!
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26Jun 09
I used Timesplitters Future Perfect's Mapmaker program to design this "story" map. The game lets you basically create your own level. I made a zombie survival type scenario where I only have a slowly reloading shotgun to defend myself against a zombie onslaught. The longer I survive the more zombies spawn to kill me. If I survive long enough some crazy dude will pop out and light everything on fire. I think it turned out pretty well considering the limitations of the mapmaker program. Check out the video of me playing it by clicking the preview pictures or the link. -
19Jun 09
It is calle "EasyCap USB 2.0" or some variation of that depending what site you find it on. I got this for 10 bucks including shipping off of ebay.com It took about 2 weeks since it shipped from china, but watever. It is a usb device that just plugs into ur pc and lets u capture video. You can capture straight off the pc screen or you can play on your tv and capture on ur pc at the same time if you get the right cables. It comes with some free software to capture video. I am not that great wtih computer stuff so I just used it. I heard that other programs like virtual dub can be used with improved video quality but I am too lazy to learn how to use that.
Anyways here is my first 2 videos using this device.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALLaknDeOYk&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqC4tNagdw&feature=channel_page
**Warning a monkey was harmed in the making of one of these videos!** -
15Jun 09
Ok so I am going to tell you guys something very horrible, it may change how you feel about me.
I bought Soldier of Fortune Paypack on ps3 about a year ago
Why is my conscience so plagued by a video game?? Well , that is because this is one of the worst shooters ever made and I enjoyed it the first playthrough
I was bored as hell that day so any game would have been good, but I still feel shame for having liked this game. After playing some better shooters again though I realized the terrible lapse in judgement I made in purchasing this. Yesterday I started the path to recovery by pawning this game off at a gamecrazy.Please Everyone! Avoid this game! Yes sof 1 and 2 were great on pc, but this one is a different devloper. Not even the gore can save it. I read the reviews of the game before buying it, but I was young and naive, I thought "it can't be that bad" and "maybe the gore will still be fun" BUUT OOO HOW WRONG I WAS!
To give you an idea of how bad this game is, on the pc version people are so bored with the game that for its online they made a mod to make all the characters naked. They are all men. Now you see the destructive force that this game can unleash on society!
I may have finally removed this abomination from my gaming library, however another game I have still refused to release me from its evil hold. This game is Madden 06. I try selling it I do!! 3 Times I have gone to gamestops and gamecrazys hoping to get rid of this, but they say no. A new madden comes out every week so they do not buy the old ones. How do I get rid of it!! I don't have the heart to just throw away a game and I can't sell it.... you see the game is evil and will cling onto my gaming library leeching away its awesomness until I can get rid of it.
Somebody save me from this game, no not a game, a football simulation, it's not a game I tell you!!! I should not have to memorize 50 football plays to play offense ! I want to play a game!!! not learn a sport!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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6Jun 09
That's right dialup has been murdered in my parents house. The jack ass had it coming. I finally convinved my parents to get high speed internet and now I do not have to be on this crap for another summer.
As for the indentity theft, this happend during the best time ever for me, during finals week of college. I noticed a 15 dollar charge for some random wild tangent crappy games on my debit card. I called my bank and had to get a new card. It turned out that the jerks tried buying 500 dollars worth of jeans with my card but they couldn't since they were missing the security code.
But get this, the day after I cancelled that debit card I get an email from "aol". It was obviously a phishing attempt. They said "has your credit card information changed recently? Please go to this site and update it" LOL, they must have thought I was reallly stupid. The email was full of mispellings and was written in broken english. Hmmmm my debit card was number was just used illegally, LETS GIVE MY NEW ONE TO THEM TOO!
I just got through reformatting my pc because I wanted to make sure there was no password stealing crap on my pc. I have spent the last 3 days backing up junk, reformatting junk, and installing junk. O SO FUN.
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23May 09
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18May 09
So first ill tell you my elevator story. I was heading to a final and decided to take the elevator for once since I had plenty of time. I usally take the stairs even though I am on the 11th floor. It is much faster plus my lazy ass gets a little exercise. So, of course the one time I decide to take the elevator it malfunctions and tries to murder me before my final. I get in and have my noise isolating earbuds in and am in the zone with some heavy metal. Within a few seconds after the elevator's initial descent, I hear a loud ass scraping noise even with music blaring in my ears. I'm like wtf so I take out my earbuds and notice the door is open a crack. The elevator is making a very loud scraping noise because its rubbing against the wall on the way down. Then the freaking thing jolts to a stop between 2 floors and I have to hold onto the railing to not be knocked over. I thought the damn thing had me trapped for a second because it did not move for about another 10 secs. But then it started moving down again and was still scraping on the wall and came to another violent stop a couple floors down . It was again stuck between floors so there was no use trying to hit the emergency stop button to crawl out. There was another pause then the craptastic elevator started going down again and came to 2 more violent scraping stops. I finally get to the 1st floor and am relieved that the elevator ( which was apparently designed by monkeys with brain damage) didnt get me stuck in there before finals. I informed the girl at the front desk that the elevator almost ended my life. After I got back from my final, I saw that they duct taped all over the entrance to keep the elevator from trying to slaugher any more people
I hate campus housing everything is crap here, first there was a bomb threat and now elevators are turning homicidal.
answers to your questions or crap
jt4mtb are you as drunk as I am right now? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No I don't drink anymore because I hate loud annoying drunk people haha.
Grigjd3 What are you doing twelve months from now?
I will be finishing up my junior year of college with finals and will be drinking tons of 5 hour energy like this week .
Polarmanda What finals are you studying for?
My cla sses this semester are History of Western Civilization 1, History of US Since Reconstruction, Physical Geography( I hate this c lass), Black Arts and Humanities, andWorld Literature
Eggmcmuff What the hell is YOUR problem?
Well my problem is that your head is made out of a nasty eggburger and your nipples seduce insects!! Really his nipples do, read his blog. His blog about creatures biting him all over and on his nipple
boybrushdred you're studying at what university?
San Francisco State University (a poorly funded state college)
ebbderelict What PS2 title (if any) are you most looking forward to this year?
Well if you mean new ps2 games coming out I guess the new jak game, although since it's a different developer I am not getting my expectations to high. As for just buying ps2 games that are new to me I have a gigantic wishlist of like 100 games.
GodModeEnabled Have you ever had a big crap at work and stunk the place up? I do this every day on purpose vweehee.
Yep, When I worked at tacobell I frequently clogged up the toilet since their toilent was barely functional since taco bell is a piece of poop restaurant.
ScreamDream What are the last 3 games you have been playing?
Activision Anthology on gba, That free psn game ragdoll kung fu plastic something, and chu chu rocket on gba.
polsci1503ask you questions, or ask you crap? I ask crap!
A wise choice.
mprezzy I see we have our great assortment of smart A$$es on here! What's your favorite food?
Well they think they are smart at least haha. Uhh favorite food.... Uhhhhh the edible kind? I don't really have one.
garey017 Question: Which bear is best?
Don't really know wtf you mean, but the evil nazi bears in conkers bad fur day on n64 were awesome.
johnsteed7 If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Well, I wouldn't be one of those trees in the old growth forest because then I would have to have smelly hippies living in me for months and using me as a bathroom.
johnsteed7 If y = 5 x y, what is the value of y?
y= I hate math, I am a history major so I do not have to do math.
johnsteed7 What is the capital of North Dakota?
Whocaresville
jt4mtb Which REALLY came first: the chicken or the egg?
I always thought this argument was idiotic, obviously the chicken. There needs to be chickens to crap out eggs.
johnsteed7 What is the 10th digit in Pi?
I would say a number between 0-9.
johnsteed7 Is Jbul a zombie?
I think so, he admitted to rising from the dead.
johnsteed7 Since you said that I can ask you questions OR crap and I already asked you questions, does that mean I can no longer crap?
Yep, you now have to see how long you can hold it in before your explode. Enjoy.
johnsteed7 Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Uhh grant?
johnsteed7 Who would win in a fight, James Bond or Jason Bourne?
I think Jason Bourne he fights all fast and makes the camera shake for some reason so James Bond wouldn't be able to see him, plus bond would be too busy trying to come up with crappy jokes about sex.
garey017 Is your refrigerator running?
I guessing this has another meaning so I wont answer haha.
johnsteed7 What is the most money you've ever paid for a video game?
60 bucks, and I have done that 2 times ever. Once it was for killzone1which I bought before reading reviews, I was pissed and never did that again.
johnsteed7 What team won the World Series in 1964?
I don't know or care since I find watching sports boring. I do enjoy going to baseball games in person though as I like the garlic fries they sell at our stadium and it is a relaxing experience.
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16May 09
Well I should be studying for finals but I get distracted so am wasting time on here.
I shamelessly stole the idea for this blog from allwhitez's blog. So yea ask me junk and I will answer in the next blog.
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12May 09
Well let me just say right now, that I am ****ing pissed.
Times 1 million. I had to waste 3 and a half hours of my life just sitting around. Plus the first hour we had to stand outside in the freezing cold wind. The other 2 delightful hours were spend sitting in a building doing absolutely nothing. The building I got to sit in was full of loud idiots yammering on about loud idiot stuff.So here's what happend. I am at my pc and hear a siren outside my window (I am up on the 11th floor). I look out and see 3 police cars and some guy laying on the ground with some cop yelling at him. I see this guy holding his head, laying on the ground, spinning in a slow circle. I figure he is just some drugged up dumb ass so I go back to my pc. Then the fire alarm goes off in my building and seeing that dumb ass outside figure he had something to do with it. So, the cops inform us there was a bomb threat. They have to search EVERY SINGLE ROOM in 2 buildings. My building has 15 floors and the other has maybe 6.
OOOO, and I hate people by the way. The guys told us not to use cell phones 3 times because they could be detonaters for abomb. But these college dumb ****s couldn't go for 10 minutes without using their phones even if it meant their apartment would explode and people would die... People kept turning on their cell phones constantly
On top of that, the "geniuses" from my building decide they feel like talking so freaking loud that we couldn't even hear the people in charge talking on a blowhorn.They haven't offically told us the whole story of what went down, but I have it figured out. Dumbass spinning in circles on the ground outside probably took some acid or something, was tripping out and said something about a bomb, causing like hundreds of people to be screwed for 3 and a half hours, in the week before finals.
THANKS A LOT JACK ASS DRUGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dumb ass made this one look like Stephen Hawking.
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2May 09
A week or 2 ago my order from estarland.com came in. They had a buy 2 get 1 free deal on used games and I could not pass it up. I ended up getting 9 games even though I am broke right now.
PS2
Dynasty Warriors 3
Intellivision Lives
Jak 3
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
GC
Luigi's Mansion
Star Wars: Rogue Leader
GBA
Chuchu Rocket
Gunstar Super Heroes
Iridion 2
I ended up paying 84 bucks. The order would of have cost 114 bucks without the deal. I also saved on shipping since buying these games individualy from the site would have cost about another 20 dollars in shipping cost.
So far I have played Chuchu Rocket on gba. It is pretty awesome. It is a puzzle game. It has like 50 puzzles to solve made by the developers, plus it has 2,500 user submiteed levels from the dreamcast version. They picked these out from like 7000 user created levels. Besides this insane about of gaming already included, there is a battle mode which I have yet to try. Plus this game lets you draw your own charactar animations and create your own puzzles. SO, this game is pretty awesome.
I also have played some cod2: bro online on ps2. It is pretty fun, but has a few irritating things about it. I tried the singleplayer and it is terrible. I remember I played the single player years ago and was not impressed even back then. This time it just sucks ass compared to all the other shooters I have played. The ai is terrible, both the friendly and enemy. The game is also ridiculously linear.
COD2 BRO's singleplayer =
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20Apr 09
Here is the the rest of the grout related jokes I found today on a return trip to that very entertaining bathroom stall.
"Groutbreaking discovery", You don't look so Grout", "Groutful dead", "1.2.3. Strikes and you're Grout", "Down and Grout", "Shut your Grout"
If you have no idea what I am talking about, it is because you are a jerk and did not read my other blog ---> Here is the other blog....u jerk
Here is a shirt for you to wear...
I had another fun 5 hour energy induced all night cram session for my history exam so I have an excuse to insult you all. Jerks.
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19Apr 09
Die Radec!!! Die!!
That last boss battle was pretty hard. I had to keep reviving rico so the enemy would target him and I could flank people lol.
I just beat killzone 2 on the hardest difficulty which is elite. The campain was much more intense on this difficulty because the aiming reticle is gone unless you zoom in. Every time you kill an enemy it feels like an accomplishment. When you see a pack of helghast charging at you, you are actually worried lol. There were a couple parts in the game that were total bs on elite and required tons of replays just to get past. One example is when you have to ride in that metal cup shaped thing and your head sticks over the top and you die a thousand times before you get lucky and make it through that teacup ride of death.
The campaign initially was dissapointing to me since it was pretty short. On the normal mode I beat it in like 6 hours. But now, after playing it on veteran and elite I have played 22 hours in just the campaign. In that time I killed 2253 helghast. So turns out the singleplayer part of this game is more replayable than I thought. I really hope they add co-op though. Co-op on the elite difficulty would be very fun.
Now on to the giant game purchase I made. Estarland.com is having a pretty good deal on used games for all this gen and last gen systems. It is a buy 2 get 1 free deal on the used games. The deal is up on their homepage if u want more information. You have to add in the code STIMULUS at checkout to get it. I ended up spending 83 bucks. I saved 30 dollars with the deal though. Plus, since I bought in bulk I am saving on shipping costs. They charge 4 bucks shipping for the first game plus 1 dollar for each additional game. So if I bought each game in separate orders I would have spent 20 bucks more on shipping.
Heres what I got.
Gamecube
Luigi's Mansion
Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron II
PlayStation 2
Dynasty Warriors 3
Intellivision Lives
Jak 3
Call of Duty 2: Big Red OneGame Boy Advance
Chu Chu Rocket
Iridion 2
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13Apr 09
I have to use public restrooms alot when at my college campus. There is always some dumb ass who has written stuff on the inside of stalls, but I was actually impressed with one of these idiot's bathroom writings. One guy wrote in the spaces between tiles on the wall. You know on that white stuff (grout) between tiles. He wrote like 30 sayings where he substituted the word grout for other words. There were such gems like "o my grout!", "grout expectations", "grout wall of china", "Oscar the grout". There were tons of these all over the spaces between tiles. Kept me entertained for awhile. This guy must eat tons of fiber and spend a lot of time in the bathroom to have written these all down.
Damn, what a stupid blog haha. O well.
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10Apr 09
This is what pops up randomly among the commercials of adult swim. The artwork is awesomely freaky by itself but with the music they played it with was really crazy (right click on the image and click view image to see what got cut off on this blog). Like someone pointed out in the comments on youtube, when you are half asleep and its like 4 am and this pops up , it really messes with your mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3jVLe-IL4st
I then found this. It is the entire version of the song paired with that image. It is even freakier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4L4M0-n4SI&feature=related *edit* actually the extended part of the song is made up by the guy on youtube, but still cool.
I want a poster of this!
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3Apr 09
That pretty much is how I look when walking across campus (dont carry my video games with me though). I live in San Francisco so carry an umbrella a lot.
http://www.sp-studio.de/index.htm
site where I made it
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28Mar 09
**for some reason the picture of the movie keeps dissapearing, it is trying to hide its face in shame**
Ok be prepared for a rant, I was so angry that I ignored my friend the paragraph.
*edit* Piece of crap is called "I am David" (I hated the movie so much couldnt even bring myself to mention it by name in my rant lmao)
That cover just looks so inspirational doesn't it??? Well this movie was a steaming pile of poo. This movie was like 1 hours and 30 mins, yet it felt like I was suffering for a month. I have not been this disgusted by a movie since I saw elektra in theaters. NEVER EVER WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[**Spoilers** not like there is much to spoil]] Ok, I have informed you of the poo-like quality of this movie but let me tell you why I hated it. This movie had a paper thin story. It is about some bulgarian kid escaping from a concentration camp run by the soviets. This sounds like it could make an interesting movie, but this movie devolved into poop very early. When the movie starts you see some kid getting briefed by some voice on how to escape. Within about 10 mins he is escaped from the camp. You get basically no story about what life was like in the camp. Just some 2 sec flash backs. So, what is the majority of the movie comprised of? The movie just basically involves this little poopsicle wandering around europe talking to terrible actors. This little kid that is supposed to be so serious because of the atrocities he endured, yet he acts like a goofy turd the whole movie. This movie has no idea what it wants to be. It tries to be funny and fails every time and then tries to be serious and fails even worse. The plot made no sense either. For example. The big evil soviet guy comes storming out of a building ready to shoot someone because they stole his soap, yes thats right his soap. The little doofus is the one that stole it. He has the bright idea to pull it out of his pocket and hold it so everyone can see..... Wtf?? This adult friend guy takes it and gets shot for him. That is the most you will see in the camp. Another piece of plot that makes no sense is that the little dork kid wanders to some house and sees some kids playing in their yard. Flash forward 30 secs and one of those kids is tied up in a burning barn or something and the kid saves her. The movie did nothing to explain this weird turn of events. O yea, and did I mention that like no one in this movie could act? The kid wanders around europe running into unbelievable boring characters for 80 percent of the movie. Also this kid is supposed to be bulgarian, but has no accent at all and sounds pretty british. Plus, he has this little stupid squeeky whiney voice.... ARggg hated this movie. I find it funny that the movie cover has Jim Caviezels face all gigantic and blocking out the kids. Jim Caviezal is in the movie like 5 mins. The director must have just realized that the little kid was a piece of crap actor. SO, please save yourself from going into a insane fury like I did after seeing this movie. AVOID THIS PIECE OF CRAP AT ALL COSTS.
O yea, I looked on netflix and people gave this movie good reviews
I am dumbfounded. These people should be lined up and shot.Well here is something funny at least. That ShamWow infomercial guy got arrested for punching a hooker.
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article
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17Mar 09
This is a crime against leprechauns !!!! It's techincally March 17 now (st.patricks day).
I started replaying killzone 2's singleplayer on elite mode. Already beat it on the normal difficulty and veteran. I noticed that Sev is no longer a midget!! When did they make you grow? The first time I played I had to constantly look up at people to see their faces. Did they add this in the last update? Being a midget was really getting on my nerves the first playthrough I must admit haha.
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6Mar 09
I finished single player now and have played several hours of multiplayer. The online controls are different than singleplayers and work great. So everyone *****ing about the controls really should just shut up. The single player controls were weird at first but worked fine with the game. If they were the same in multiplayer then people would have a valid reason to complain, but they're not the same in multiplayer. The multiplayer controls work great. Like you have to shoot in bursts if you want any accuracy but that is why I like it. It is much more realistic than cod4 when u can swing around super fast and blast off headshots.
The multiplayer has really impressed me so far. The standard assault rifle is a great weapon and has a nice laser sight when zoomed in which is pretty accurate. The pistols are really fun to use online and with well placed shots can be a great weapon. I even sniped 2 camping people across a level with it. The game modes in multiplayer are awesome too. Since the different gametypes are strung together right after each other it makes things very fun. Also the squad system is just kick ass. You can join a squad of like 5 people and you can spawn on the squad leader. This is really cool since if the squad leader is fighting to complete the important objective you can spawn near him and help fight off the enemy.
Also, I felt like single player was good graphically, but like others have said didnt really do too many new things overall. Like it was good but not revolutionary or anything. Also single player is really short. I played on the normal difficulty and it took me 6 hours and 20 mins. But the multiplayer is really really good so that makes up for it. I would give the single player like an 8 out of 10 and multiplayer like a 9.5.
