"People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same."

• 6May 08

  Preacher's Son...........(Go PK's).......joketime

  The Preacher's Son
  ===================
  
  An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
  time the boy should give some thought to choosing a
  profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really
  know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned
  about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his
  father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's
  room and placed on his study table four objects.
  
  1. A bible.
  2. A silver dollar.
  3. A bottle of whisky.
  4. And a Playboy magazine.
  
  "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to
  himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see
  which object he picks up.
  
  If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and
  what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's
  going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But
  if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken
  bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if
  he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing
  womanizer."
  
  The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-
  steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his
  room.
  
  The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave
  the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity
  in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
  
  Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
  He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket.
  He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired
  this month's centerfold.
  
  "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered.
  "He's gonna run for Congress."

  Okay, so this was too hilarious not to post. Hope ya'll find it funny too.

  • Posted May 6, 2008 4:07 pm GMT
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• 5May 08

  Drunk like a..................squirrel???!!

  You guys might've already seen this, but my accounting teacher played this video today.......it's hilarious!!! I couldn't help but feel bad for the poor little thing though!!Anyways, check it out--it's pretty funny.

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

  Ciao

  Lian

  • Posted May 5, 2008 3:45 pm GMT
  • Category: Humor
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• 28Apr 08

  I Got Accepted!!!!!!!!!!!

  Yee-haw!!! I got accepted!! I'm so excited!!!!!!!! And you're wondering what I'm so excited about, right? Well, I got my letter today that I'm eligible to be inducted into the College of Business' Beta Gamma Sigma--which is the National Scholastic Honor Society for collegiate schools of business. Which means that it will look really good on my resume () and that I will have a special cord and pin when I graduate--hopefully next year!!! I"ll write more later cus I have to get to class......but I had to share my good news!! I'm totally stoked about it!!

  G'day Mates,

  Lian

  • Posted Apr 28, 2008 5:58 pm GMT
  • Category: Writing
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