Before


After

Got my tattoo filled in, and my friends lied to me about it not being as bad as the outline. It took an hour and a half, and I was thanking God when it was over. I went in imagining a massage at a spa, but came out thinking I had been kidnapped with a chainsaw to my side.

This is just the outline...not done with it yet.

The first phase of the tattoo (outline) is complete, and lets just say it didn't tickle like I was hoping it would. I asked the guy where's the most painful place to get a tattoo, and of course he says on your side right where I was getting mine. I believed him.

I made the appointment today to get my first tattoo. The nerves started to kick in when the man wrote down the appointment in his planner. Since it's pretty big, he's gonna do the outline first...let that heal, and then fill it in later. I'll post a pic when it's done.

Excited but nervous!

ACTION!!!!!!

Left and Media=Sarah Palin stirred the shooter to kill people. She has blood on her hands.

Sane People=What kind of proof do you have that she is to blame?

Left and Media=She "targeted" the congresswoman's district with "crosshairs". How much more proof do you need?

Sane People=That's still not proof. So far there has not been one shred of evidence that links the shooter to Palin. Heck there hasn't even been any evidence that proves heated political rhetoric stirred the man to kill.

Left and Media=Well she did. Sarah Palin did. It's all her fault, so shut up. Palin should come out and make a statement!!!

Sarah Palin=No I disagree, and it is a disgrace that you would say that I did.

Left and Media=Of course it's always all about you isn't it Sarah. Why does she always inject herself into the story?

Sane People=How can you possibly say she injected herself when mere hours after the incident, the left and the media made her the main focus of the story by trying to say she stirred this crazed man to committ acts of violence?

Left and Media=I hate Sarah Palin. She's stupid!!!

END SCENE!!!

Seriously, this whole thing makes me think of the literal burn the witch days, when "evidence" against someone would be "she looked at my cow, and now it's milk dried up"....of course it's her fault. Burn her. Since the moment the bullets left the gun, the left and the media decided to make this about kneecapping Palin and not about the victims. If you cut through the bull, this is what it boils down to. Sad, but true. And just to be clear, I know BOTH sides do it.

I've lived in one state all my life, and I just think it's time for a change. I've been thinking about quitting my job at some point next year, and just taking a long ass road trip to all the places I've wanted to visit. It has to be a road trip because I'm sure as hell not getting on a plane ever again. I don't know where this sudden urge has come from, but I just want to get out there and see things and experience things while I still have the chance.

Could I be having a mid life crisis in my 20s??? Anybody up for a road trip?

Just recently, a man in my town was caught having sex with some show hogs. For people who don't know, a show hog is just a pig that is shown in livestock shows. Just think Wilbur from Charlotte's Web, and you're good to go.

But the owner of the hogs noticed that something wasn't right with them, so he called the vet. The vet discovered that the hogs had contracted STDs. So the owner put up surveillance cameras, and the man that he hired to take care of the hogs was having sex with them and ended up giving them STDs. Right now he is being charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.

Sick, sick, sick....

My brother and his wife just had their third girl!! 4 yrs, 2 yrs, and 1 day old. Good luck with that.

I'm excited for them, but I feel somewhat bad for my brother because he's a big time hunter, and he wanted a boy that he could take hunting. But IMO, God gives you what you need not necessarily what you want, so I guess he'll just have to settle on taking one of his girls instead. Just give them a pink gun, and they're good to go.

I love babies!!!!

Well the race for the 2012 GOP Presidential primary officially starts today. Who do you think is gonna run? The only DEFINITES I can think of at the moment are Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, and Sarah Palin (I have my reasons for thinking this one). I have my doubts about Newt, but I really have doubts about Huckabee because of Palin. Other possibilities: John Thune, Mitch Daniels, Haley Barbour, Bobby Jindal (think he is positioning for VP instead).

Well I went to the club on my first date ever with a guy, (been on dates with girls when I was trying to prove to myself that I wasn't gay)and lets just say, it went horrible. Now I try never to talk about politics on first dates, but the subject happened to come up, and my date was praising Obama (BARF). I sat there quietly while he went on and on about Obama, but then he asked me what I thought of him, and I just told him that I voted for the other ticket, McCain/Palin.

Hell...you would have thought I had killed his pet or something by the way he reacted. He gets up, throws his drink in my face, and says he hopes I get AIDS. I'm sitting there thinking WTF...he's gone completely nuts, and I ask him don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit??? He of course says NO, and asks how could I possibly vote for someone like Palin(impression...big Palin hater) who doesn't support gay marriage. I shot back by pointing out that Obama's and Biden's stance on gay marriage is the exact same as Palin's. This clearly made him even more mad, but at this point, I was determined to bury this guy with facts. I asked him if he knew the fact that Palin enforced gay partnership benefits while in Alaska. I told him while Governor, she vetoed the legislative bill that tried to overturn the Alaska's Supreme Court decision that companies had to give benefits to same sex partners. He wanted to hear none of it, and continued to spew his hatred toward me before he walked off.

I don't know about you, but I would say the date didn't go too well. But there was a positive to the night (there's always a positive if you look for it), the owner of the club saw what happened and gave me free drinks the rest of the evening. So the lesson to learn here is...get a drink thrown in your face, so you can get free drinks for the rest of the night.

But seriously, please tell me I'm not crazy, and the dude just overreacted.

I'm the type of person that feels absolutely horrible for when I hurt somebody. I obviously offended people, and I would just like to apologize, and say that I'm sorry...mainly to gaming25 and greyseal9 eventhough they will probably never read this blog. I just came at it from my life experiences, but ended up generalizing a whole race of people.

Again, to gaming 25 and greyseal9, I'm sorry, and to anybody else who read it and took offense.

That I'm a southern gay Catholic, who votes conservative, hates shopping for clothes, hates girly romantic comedies, but loves hunting and sports. Basically, people wouldn't know that I'm gay if I didn't tell them.

But I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't feel like I even fit in with the gay community. In my life, I feel more accepted by my straight friends and just straight people in general than I do gay people, and to be honest with you, I've had more gay people say hateful things to me than any straight person because of what I believe. It's like they can't understand how I could ever be a conservative Christian, and the look they give me is usually one of complete disgust when they find out. It's like they see me as if I some kind of traitor, eventhough, I agree with them when it comes to gay marriage.

It just makes me a little sad when I stop to really think about it.

Ok, my nightmare starts off in a courtroom, and I notice that I'm in handcuffs. I supposedly did something wrong (don't know what), and the judge sentences me to a few months at a nudist colony. At first, I'm thinking this might not be so bad, but when I arrived, I was greeted by many naked OLD people with extremely saggy body parts and shriveled up dangly things. Then they all slowly started to surround me, kinda like they do in zombie movies, and welcomed me by breaking out into Kumbaya??? Never been so freaked out in my life.

I just recently bought some whey protein powder to gain a little muscle, and OMG does it taste like ****!!! Since it is the chocolate ice cream kind, I thought it would taste somewhat good, but HELL NAW!!!. I was seriously on the verge of hurling all over the place. It was that barf worthy. I should sue the company that makes it because on the container it says as plain as day "TASTES GREAT". Talk about some false advertisement.

For how horrible the stuff tastes, it better have some magical muscle building powers. Has anybody tried it and had a different experience with it???

My friend just got Guitar Hero World Tour for Christmas, and he was having a get together at his house, so I decided to go over there to hang out and to give the game a try, since I have never played a Guitar Hero game in my life. AND BY GOLLY DID I SUCK DONKEY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean we even had the dang game on easy, and I still couldn't get the hang of it, while everyone else around me appeared like a pro. I had one friend play Livin on a Prayer in practice mode on expert, and he was able to get 82%, and here I am playing on easy and can only get like 45%.

I just came to the conclusion that I'm either mentally challenged, physically disabled, or missing some brain cells when it comes to playing that game. Does anyone else find these games hard?