I was walking on the streets and across the street out of the corner of my eye, I see a yellow furball strutting. Just proud of himself.

IT WAS PIKACHU!!!!!

We saw each other. Met eyes. He smiled. I smiled.

And it went a little something like this:

Me: "Hey baby! Come over here with me!"

Pikachu: "Okay babe!"

*Pikachu goes to cross the street. A bus comes out of nowhere. Pikachu is going to get hit!*

Pikachu: "PIKAAAAA!!!!!"

*BUB AND BOB like a bat out of heck, flies out of nowhere, blows a bubble, captures Pikachu in it and floats him to safety as they jump in front of the bus*

Crowd of People: "OH NO!! NOT BUB AND BOB!!! THEY'RE DOWN! IT CAN'T BE!!!?!?!?!"

Me: "Don't worry. They're okay. They'll survive anything. They can survive CHIEFS at SONIC speed."

Crowd of People: "But how do you know. Do you promise?"

Me: "I promise"

*Pikachu floats back down*

Pikachu: "Oh my! Bub and Bob! They were hit!"

*Runs over to Bub and Bob*

Pikachu: "Oh Bub and Bob. Thank you so much! Are yo---!"

*Bub and Bob emerge from the rubble with not a scratch on them*

EVERYONE: *GASP!*

Me: "I TOLD YA!"

Pikachu: "What happened!?"

Bub and Bob: "Well first off. Don't thank us Pikachu. We'll always look out for you and carry you and support you and REPRESENT YOU! FOREVER PIKACHU! We saw this pile of metallic metal just laying on the sidewalk, so we threw it in front of us to shield ourselves."

Me: "Well where is it?"

*Bub and Bob Points*

*Everyone looks*

*There was Samus Aran. A bloody mess. Mangled. Dying. On her last breath. Entangled within the scraps of metal, debris and humans bodies that were on the bus*

Me: "oh noo...oh my god....i can't believe it...i'm all broken up....definitely didn't want to see this happen."

Me: "Aint that a bish. I mean it. Look at that bish. Now who's going to make me a sammich?!"

Bub and Bob: "We didn't know! What was she doing laying on the sidewalk?!"

Pikachu: "Look, there's a bottle over there.................a bottle of booze!"

Me: "Was that bish sipping again!?"

Bub and Bob: "And at 11am in the morning at that. What a silly bish."

Me: "I guess she felt DEFEATED for some reason."

Bub and Bob: "How come?"

Me: "Who knows. Could be a number of reasons. Perhaps she's falling behind on her bills. Perhaps she just had a miscarriage. Perhaps she just LOST A COMPETITION."

Me: "Either way you 2 have defeated her now so it's irrelevant."

Bub and Bob: "But we didn't mean t---"

Me: "Shush up. It's irrelevant now. Who cares about the bish. She was a crazy bish. Running around here in her suits of metal, looking like an ONYX with legs."

Bub and Bob: "What's an ONYX."

Pikachu: "It's a POKEMON."

Pikachu: "Pika Pika."

Me: "That's funny Bub and Bob. You didn't know that, but Pokemon LOVE you. Specifically the Totodiles."

Pikachu: "Umm.......anyone realize that Bub and Bob just killed Samus Aran...............?"

Me: "We'll blame it on the Al-Al-Al-Al-Al-Alcohol."

Me: "I mean, thank god for that drunk bish. If she hadn't been a sloppy mess all over the sidewalk, who knows what would have happened."

Bub and Bob: "Well we would have just thrown that BLUE PILE of metal over there in front of us instead."

Pikachu: "Thats MEGAMAN!!"

Me: "Phew! We wouldn't want that to have happened." ('-')

*BUS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!*

Bub and Bob: "Watch out! We'll save you!"

*Bub and Bob jump for the BLUE PILE OF METAL*

Pikachu: "NOOO!!!"

Me: "Yes."