Hey folks. This is your old pal staindcoldlp, back from the grave with another absolutely amazing movie review. But for starters let's get some small little things out of the way. The theatre I happened to go to, had 4 sold out theatres all playing Batman just for that one night. 4. That's a pretty big feat which probably won't be replicated for a long time. In fact, in all my midnight premier fun fests that I've been to, none of them have come close to the insanity that was "The Dark Knight" with the small exception of "Star Wars Episode 3".

It's really simple. Did "The Dark Knight" live up to any and all expectations? Hell yeah it did. And if you haven't seen it already, what the hells the matter with you? This is only one of the greatest movies you're gonna see in a long time. And if you think "The Mummy 3" is gonna be better than Batman, then you have issues. A lot of issues.

But let's be honest for a couple of seconds. This movie really was amazing. Seeing this really won't let you down at all. Unless you find pleasure in the negative aspects of anything you see or do. Batman was amazing. The Joker was amazing. Harvery Dent was amazing. Amazing amazing amazing.

I mean really. When a movie is this good, I don't really want to go into too much detail. It's basically a get off your butt right now, and go see the movie. Like right now. But leave a comment first. They make me feel so much better about myself.

One more thing actually. Were you actually going to wait to see reviews about Batman before you saw it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

Actually I lied there is one more thing. I found about this guy a long time ago and find him quite funny. Let's just say that I enjoy his Batman review a lot more than any other review out there. Don't worry, there's no spoilers. (WARNING: The video contains some vulgar language and some crude language. If you offend easily, please don't watch).

And here it is.

The final score for Batman is 100/10. It deserves it. Trust me.

The best 13 seconds of my life ever.

I laughed til I cried. I'm serious. Watch it at least twice.

For all of you who did not hear the absolutely bomb shell announcement made today at the Microsoft Press Conference, Final Fantasy XIII is no longer a PS3 exclusive and will now be released on the 360 as well.

Now the one reason I had to buy a PS3 is gone. It's weird in the fact that I am blown away by this news as it's amazing if not plain old shocking news to hear, but I'm also saddened.

See, I love my PS2 and my PS1 and I love Sony. I don't consider myself a Fanboy at all. I just love games in general. But after the success and my happiness caused by the PS1 and 2, it's making me wonder what the hell is wrong with Sony in the fact that I'm not in love with the PS3. Or just the general fact that there is nothing that makes want to go out and buy a PS3. I feel weird about the whole situation.

Enough about that. Almost sounds like a System Wars post. *shudders*

I think I've given up on them. Only about 4 people seem to read them anyway. I did see Hellboy 2 this week, I just don't feel like doing reviews any more. I don't know. It just seems like a waste of my time on here.

If you want to read a review though, check out this one. He does a good job.

Later.

And they are amazing.

I should be getting tickets for their farewell tour today/tomorrow depending on when you read this.

I love their new album "Last Stop: Crappy Town".

I've been trying to write an intro for this review for over an hour and I still don't have any idea how to start it. The only thing I can really say is that "Hancock" is bizarre. Horribly bizarre.

I remember walking out of the movie theatre last night horribly confused. The new Will Smith movie actually switches what kind of movie it wants to be half way through the movie. Which is amazing and something I have never seen before in any movie I've ever seen. It's like imagine you're watching Ghostbusters (I swear if you haven't seen that movie by now, you depress me greatly), a fantastic comedy movie mixed in with very little and very slight horror elements in it. Then about halfway through the movie, it stops being a comedy and suddenly turns into a drama. That's what happens to Hancock and is the biggest most confusing thing ever.

It starts off amazing. Will Smith playing a homeless drunk who has super powers or abilities. He doesn't care how he saves the day he just saves the day even if it means millions of dollars in damages. And that part of the movie is awesome. I loved it when Will Smith just acted like a complete ******* and cursed out anyone who was staring at him. I was laughing hysterically through the first part of the movie. But then at the midpoint, I stopped laughing. Not because I stopped finding the jokes funny, but because they basically stopped telling jokes.

Like I mentioned earlier, "Hancock" manages to change what kind of movie it wants to be around the halfway point. And that's whats making this review so difficult to write I guess. On the one hand, I loved the movie because of the unique kind of character Will Smith played in the beginning. But on the other hand I hated the movie because it threw out what I like to call BS plot points. Basically they just start making crap up for the sake of fleshing out/giving more story. And that is always bull crap in my opinion. Don't do that.

I can really only reccomend this movie to die hard Will Smith fans. But even then, I would rewatch "Independence Day" again. Especially since "Independence Day" is coming up for us Americans. If you haven't seen "Wanted" yet, you can skip "Hancock" and go see that instead.

Oh and speaking of us Americans again, I know it's a day early but, Happy 4th Of July!!