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2Jul 09
The greatest fighting game of all time.
Its free. Available on every platform on a computer under the sun and is great, if amazingly niche.
You make your own moves by manipulating joints (by contracting, extending, raising, holding and relaxing) ehich is pretty complicated and hard to grasp and impossible in real time. So the matches are kinda turnbased whereyou make yoour manipulations and watch them play out in real time.
Because of this the matches are always different and play out differently causing an amazing experience and a lot of fun.
Even when youre trying to make your own moves (in singleplayer) you can end up with some random endings, a recent example was when I tried to make a swords startung move idida backwardsflip and chopped off the dummies arm (yeah it was pretty impressive
) and landed on my head, i did a half flip again and when I landed on my kneees I flipped again and when my head hit the ground it came off. So it's pretty gory too.In short download it now (it's only 9 or so megs) and give it a go, you might hate it and find it confusing or like me you might think it to be the greatest fighting game of all time.
All comments appreaciated. (thanks paul,
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6Jun 09
My thoughts on MS's confo as it went
My random thoughts on the confo as it goes.
The beatles guys look like dolls :S. The harmonix Japanese lady was a bit funnyn looking too. I don't even like the beatles. The beatles guys didn't really seem to enjoy/want to be there.
WOW and exclusive song!
People wanna have fun eh? In the living room? NO WAY!
10 premiers? Nice.
Revolutionary? I douubt it.
Tony hawk, thats awesome. the board looks cool too.
They say xbox360 a lot. I wish tony used the board. Lots of high fiving, the new ride game looks possible...
MW2, SU-WEET! Looks nice and scripted, just how we all like it.
Looks amazing too.New gun looks cool. Guy neary hit a tree
Very, very nice.More timed exclusive DLC.
FF13
Presented by a metro Japanese man and a norman Japanese man with a Japanese looking girl with a non japanese accent. 
Back to turnbased it looks, summoning, cool. The battles look far more organic too. Mr metro said nothing but only played.Wait they saif ONLY on x360 and no MGSR yet!
Love Cliffy B's shirt, this game looks pretty cool. The 2.5D look is pretty awesome. Lol at glitch, and the guy who yelled out "Gotta love live demo's!".
Joyride could be good... Could be. But free woot! FREE, from MS!
Woobeee... Infected city, nice CRACKDOWN!!!! **** YES!
L4D exclusive? AWESOME! Frying pan
Awesome, splinter cell, Sam is now a awesome Jack Bauer. **** YES!
Forza 3, Shiny's lost his life.
I saw a car flip... SUH-WEET!They took a car in there! Nice!
He's throwing the word definitve around a bit there. Ohhh, he crhased, the first guy didn't seem impressed...
They were drifting then!
The vid thing was pretty rad, and the damage modelling!
ODST, I'm not really excited about this one. The bunjie guy is a douche. Wait I take that back, he is just nervous. I really like him now.
And the pistol's back!It looks more COD like.The new halo...
About 20 spartans... Awesome.I think its alan wake...
Got it. Nice. The movement looks very smooth and responsive. Alan sss speaking hurts my ears. This looks awesome!
Only for Gold is last fm. Damn.
TV witout my PC WOW!
He said Pemear.
1080p? The xbox only scales to that.
Xbox cinema? Now I don't have to leave my house!
Facebook?!?! Shut the **** up about this crap!
*puts fist through monitor*
*repaits instantly*
I bet this woman thinks this is a load too.
EXCITING? SHE JUST SAID THAT!
Post screens? WOW I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED THAT, TWITTER!!!!!!
**** **** ***** ******** ****! GAMES I WANT GAMES! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. **** OFF WITH YOUR **** WOMAN!
Thank god shes gone.
MGS! Loved the sound thing. Hideo looks very botox. For a middle aged guy he is cute in a weird way. Er.. Riden?
He said thank you like wank you.
I'm in a good mood now. Natal! If it is so precise it will be awesome. I really liked the martial arts thing.
Seilbergur?
He said council not console.He was awesome. So to prove thats its more real they get a guy in sunnies who has worked on Natal. The avatar is great! Awesome! Ooooh low blow at the waggle. Awesome. Loved the paintshop. This could really be big.
Peter Molyneux... I see some lies coming.
So with Milo we can have the evolution of an imaginary freind. The xbox has the XNA addon. That's a bit unbelieveable.
Thats was a pretty good show.
In other news I have bought Midnight club LA and I am enjoying it immensely and I am trading my way to prototypr on tueseday so next week will be awesome.
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13Apr 09
What a YEAR!
Been doing well so far this year.
I finally broke a 7 year ban of GTA. Now I have IV I am astounded at what a great game this is.The world, the cras and the guns. Along with the funniest in game humour I ave ever heard this is truly on of the most amazing games I have ever played.
So I was a little late to the party on that one but oh well.
I bought B&N N&B which I enjoyed immensely but those subtitles are punishing to my eyes on a SD TV. Truly shockingly bad for my eyes. Otherwse a great game.
Ihave fallen in love with fallout 3 but I lost 2 hours play from a deleted save so I couldn't really get back into it. Gotta go back to that game.
Now for a rant.
I am sick of the anti 13 year old bigotry (I don't know what the word means but I think it fits in the context) evident in thse forums. Really this is quite silly, people classifyothers into groups and stereoypicalise them (I made up that word
). I'm sick of it.Comments appreciated.
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