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• 28Jun 12

  My Imagination's Pretty Crazy, Isn't It?

  So, folks...this is it. The final battle. Leonard Testarossa has Kaname Chidori, who has the "ultimate power" for him to take over the world. Hell, there's a machine or something draining her power. With our friends fighting the minions down on Earth as it's about to come to an end, it's up to Junko Hattori and I to stop the bastard.

  
  Junko: Well, Tjoeb123... this is it. This is the final battle, where we will crush Leonard Testarossa and stop his evil plans! Are you ready?
  Tjoeb123: Ready as I'll ever be!
  Junko: Okay, then. Let's go!!

  
  The Dynasty Warriors NEXT battle preparation screen appears. I equip my best weapon, orb, and ability items, then select "Begin Battle". The music for this battle is "Judgement".
  The battle begins. It's two against 10,000 of Leonard's army.

  
  Junko: Leonard Testarossa...I shall put and end to your diabolical plan to use Chidori's power to take over the world!!
  Leonard: Oh? Just try and stop me!!!

  
  We fight his army and capture all of the enemy based (except the main camp). We fight and defeat the bastard together.

  
  Leonard: Fools...This is only the beginning. Youre too late to save your precious girl! Because....I've already absorbed her power!!!

  
  He unveils his true form, and flies off.

  
  Tjoeb123: Does he really think he can scare us, by transforming into a monster?!
  Junko: Nope! But we WILL stop him! Anyway, are you ready to do this together?
  Tjoeb123: Yes!
  The Chaos Emeralds (yes, from Sonic the Hedgehog) revolve around us, transforming us into our super forms.

  
  We go and fight him. Turns out, he's too much for us..

  
  Tjoeb123: Dammit...
  Junko: Wtf....
  Leonard: Even the Chaos Emeralds are no match for me!!!!

  
  We try fighting him some more. Then, realizing that the power of the Chaos Emeralds aren't quite enough, we both power up for one final attack, as the Wisps (yes, from Sonic Colors) give us their power as well.

  
  Tjoeb123: Wisps?!
  Junko: What are you guys doing here?
  Yacker: Well...
  Yellow Wisp: You guys helped us...
  Orange Wisp: ...escape from that jail cell Leonard put us in...
  Cyan Wisp: So, now it's our turn...
  Purple Wisp: ...to help YOU!!
  Junko: Oh, you guys!
  Tjoeb123: All right then, let's go!

  
  (Cue music: "Vs. Nega-Wisp Armor Phase 2: Reach for the Stars - Epic ver." from Sonic Colors DS) The wisps enter our bodies and give us their full power (in addition to the power from the Emeralds!) and we charge into Leonard!

  
  Tjoeb123: How is that?!
  Junko: TAKE THIS!!!!

  
  We strike him with full power.

  
  Leonard: D...DAMMIT!!! FVCK YOU, WISPS!!!! THIS IS NOT...THE...END....

  
  And he blows up.
  
  (Music: "Jingle - Special Stage Result" from Sonic Colors DS - NOT Extra Stage Clear)

  
  Tjoeb123 & Junko
  FINAL STAGE CLEAR!!
  Time Bonus. 38590
  Wisp Bonus. 4828
  Ring Bonus. 60
  -----------------------------
  Total. 43478
  Rank. S
  -------------------------------------------
  
  Now, before we go on to the ending, let's go back to the final battle and take a look at two more outcomes.

  
  As we are attacking the enemy army, Tjoeb123 loses a battle vs a high-ranking officer, and is killed. (Cue music: "In Conclusion~DW Beat Mix" from Dynasty Warriors 7)

  
  Junko runs up to him and shakes his dead body at the same time, while screaming and crying.
  Junko: Tjoeb123? Tjoeb123...? Speak to me! Tjoeb123?! ...NOOOOOO!!!! I'VE LOST HIM!!!!! (cries and weeps in pain)

  
  The enemy army is watching. Too shocked by the loss of her loved one, she is no longer able to fight, and is defeated.

  
  GAME OVER

  
  Or....
  While fighting the army, (Cue music: "Deathblow~DW Beat Mix" from Dynasty Warriors 7) we both die at the same time.

  
  GAME OVER
  -------------------------------------------
  We now return to the ending, on Tjoeb123's Blog.

  
  The ending theme to Hard Corps: Uprising begins to play, and Junko, Kaname, and I are slowly descending down to earth, reverting back to our normal forms.
  Soon after, we return to school, where everyone celebrates our safe return, as well as our victory. Everyone cheers at us as we walk the halls.

  
  Junko: Well, Tjoeb123? It looks like we did it! The world is saved, and everything is back to normal!!
  Tjoeb123: Yeah...
  Kaname: (with a pissed-off face). Tjoeb...123..?!
  Tjoeb123: Y-yeah, Kaname...?
  She slaps and hits me repeatedly in the face.
  Kaname: DON'T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!
  Tjoeb123: IMSORRYIMSORRYPLEASEFORGIVEMEIMSORRY
  Junko: (smiles) ...Yep, it's back to normal alright!!

  
  The screen fades to black, and the credits roll.

  
  Producer
  Me
  Art Director
  Me
  Everything Else
  Me

  
  The end.

  
  Junko: Woah, wait a minute, why are YOU getting all of the attention?! I saved the world too, you know!!
  Tjoeb123: It's because I am myself, the game, and the computer.
  Junko: I know that, but I don't care!!!!
  Kurumu: Yeah, and why did you leave the rest of us out of the character select screen anyway?!
  Inner Moka: I could've EASILY kicked that guy's ass! I came out just for you to take me with you into battle, too!!!
  Tjoeb123: I-it's, well, um....You see, I haven't seen the anime series you two are in (twice, actually!) prior to writing this, but I'm in the middle of doing so right now!! So...
  Kurumu and Inner Moka: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CRAP EXCUSES!! DIE, Tjoeb123!!!!!
  Everyone in the school room begins to beat me up. After a while...
  Moka: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry, Tjoeb123! Are you okay....?
  Tjoeb123: ....ergh....Yeah, I'm fine.
  Moka: Oh, good!
  Junko: Don't get all lovey-dubbey on us, now!!
  Kurumu: He WILL BE MINE...YOU'LL SEE!!!

  
  And we all laugh, happily ever after.

  To be continued....

  
  Kurumu: Ooh, the story goes on! And I'll be able to participate in battle, too! And make Tjoeb123 all mine!!! Mwahahahaha....
  Moka: Not a chance! Well, with Tjoeb123, that is...
  Kurumu: Dammit, Moka, you're so mean....

  • Posted Jun 28, 2012 12:39 pm GMT
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• 1Jun 12

  So I made an anime opening AMV.

  It's for the Dragon's Dogma song that plays at the title screen. Find it here.

  Wow, that was a short post. Um.......What can I say? It's the best Jrock song I've heard so far. Though why in Dragon's Dogma? Also, no, I haven't played Dragon's Dogma, nor will I ever, because 1. FVCKING CRAPCOM, and 2. I can't seem to get into WRPGs that well. And I've tried like 6 times.

  Also, gotta hate YouTube's ability to mute audio. Had to up-pitch the bastard to make it work.

  • Posted Jun 1, 2012 6:11 pm GMT
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• 14May 12

  About Capcom.

  No, this is not a rant.....yet.
  
  I just want you to know that I no longer call Capcom by that name, because, really, Crapcom is the proper name. That's right - Crapcom. Now and forever, everywhere on the internet until they make a scamless Mega Man X9.
  
  Oh, and did I mention their fvck-ups?
  • Posted May 14, 2012 9:36 pm GMT
  • Category: Games
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