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  • 12Dec 09

    Open letter to Good Modern Warfare 2 players.

    Dear Modern Warfare 2 fellow player:

    How have you been? Playing a lot, I guess. Hope you get that nuke activated soon enough (Though it's not necessary, everybody wants it)

    Anyway, let me tell you my story:

    I play MW at my freetime at work, as I (almost) never leave the office, even at my spare time (But this is a secret, let's keep it between us )

    Anyway, yesterday, after a getting another achievement with the AUG, I decided create another class.

    And I laid my eyes upon THAT thing. Nothing but bulletproof plastic and metal. Certainly, nothing I would ever thought of using as a REAL weapon.

    "OK, lets give it a shot"

    And there, I realizaed what I've missed. The Riot Shield is actually GOOD.

    After some tries, I managed to kill 9 guys with the shield, (including a 4 kill streak) by... crushing their skulls with it.

    9 may not sound like a lot, but trust me, it was really hard to get near to them, as the map was large and open.

    BUT NOW, HERE COMES THE PROBLEM!!!

    The Shield is to be used not only by the wielder, but by his partners. It was sad (and stupid) to see my fellow comrades runnig at the enemy, like RETARDS, just to get a (PING!) HEADSHOT right in their freakin' faces, while I walked safe and sound behind my shield.

    All this protection, gone to waste.

    So, to cut this already: Guys, when yo see a playe using the Riot Shield, (I go by "mico11", BTW) don't be a douchebag, FOLLOW HIM, PROTECT HIM, and I assure he will do the same for you. You'll getpoints for the kill, AND the Riot Shield guy will get some for distracting or receiving damage from the enemy.

    So, make use of one of the best implements of MW2, and repeat with me:

    The shield is my friend. The shield is my friend. Make use of your shielded partner.

    If you have payed Team Fortress 2, just think about the Medic-Hevy.

    See you in the battlefield, my friend. (Remember, mico11)

    Tschüs!

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