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• 7Oct 08

  **** the Rays!

  I hate the Rays. I ****ing hate them. I hate them with every fiber of my Ranger fan being.

  Why them? Why the ****ing Rays, God? Why would you do this? For the longest years my only consolation as a Ranger fan has always been "Well at least they're not as bad as the ****ing Devil Rays. Bottom of the barrel every year, never done anything, will never do anything." What the ****, God? Why would you do this to me?

  What do I have now? Josh Hamilton? **** Josh Hamilton! We couldn't win a game with A-Rod, ****ing Josh Hamilton's not gonna do ****. The Rays are contending now and I'm stuck here with the same ****ing hit-but-not-pitch team I've been watching for years. I've ****ing got nothing now. Send us some ****ing pitching!

  **** the Rays, **** the undeserving and ungrateful bandwagoning Tampa fans, **** Ryder, **** the record low ratings the World Series will get if they make it there, **** all of you that said you want the Rays to win, **** the Angels for acquiring Mark Teixiera, **** puffins, and **** Tom Hicks for being undoubtedly one of worst owners in pro ****ing sports.

  Thank you.

  • Posted Oct 7, 2008 1:25 pm GMT
  • Category: Sports
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• 6Oct 08

  Happy Birthday to Me!

  One more trip around the sun. I really didn't think the Earth was gonna make it this year, but darned if it wasn't The Little Planet That Could all over again.

  Oh, and gives me presents.

  • Posted Oct 6, 2008 9:16 am GMT
  • Category: General
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• 19Sep 08

  I want my baby back

  , baby back, baby back.

  I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
  Chili's...baby back ribs. Chili's baby back ribs.

  Barbeque Sauce.

  • Posted Sep 19, 2008 9:33 am GMT
  • Category: Other
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